"Bless me Father for I have sinned. It's been a week since my last confession
but I've been a naughty girl this week!"
This weeks Sunday Confessional is all about lust and fornication. The following question was posed to our readers to see what extremes they would go to in order to fulfill their lusty, fornicative Rob desires.
You're in a crowd of 5000 people.
Rob is going to pick one person to take up to his hotel room.
What do YOU do get his attention?
Our readers said.............
"I'd give him my "You don't know what your missing" look then reel him in with my eyes."
The "NICE" ANSWER: "Well, I would get as close to him as possible and then I would smile and make eye contact. Then since he loves music, I would sing " Your just to good to be true. Can't take my eyes off of you."
THE REAL ANSWER: "I'm gonna get close to him as possible, unzip his pants and gave him a blowjob!"
"Well, I forget who it was, but someone from LJ posted a vid of when they met [Rob] in SF on the Hot Topic tour. They had this t-shirt with something about Rob's friend "TomStu" as they call him, so I would probably wear a t-shirt that says "TomStu has my phone #, you want it too? XXX-XXX-XXX" then write my number on the shirt. At least he'd see I was mentioning his friend, that would catch his attention but Rob's a shy kinda guy, doesn't seem like he's into flashy stuff so dressing up and mounting him won't do any good haha, well maybe not entirely haha--I'd at least get joy from that"
"I wouldn't do anything. Rob hates people screaming at him...so he would be attracted to the person not screaming or being a fool. I would just make eye contact and smile...that is the best I can do to win him over"
"Well, I'm a ninja.so naturally, I'd strip naked and start swinging my nun-chucks around. Sort of like a mating call. What man could resist that?"
I think it's safe to say that our readers are nothing but a bunch of nun-chuck swinging, eye fucking, singing, baby mama drama slinging, FREAKS...and that's why I LOVE YOU ALL! Thank yo to everyone that bared there sins to An Unhealthy Addiction for this week's Sunday Confessional. Leave me a comment telling me what YOU would do to get Rob's attention.
The Unhealthy Moral of the Story: I would get Rob's attention by holding up a neon sign that said, "Pick me and you can bring Kristen...I'll do her too!" Haha! Now, you're asking yourself why you read this blog, right?