While most of you were preparing for your 4th of July weekend celebrations or recovering from your Canada Day celebrations, Bostongirl1212 and I were sitting at home chatting on the phone.
Exciting bunch aren't we?
Well, as per usual, our innocent convo took a crazy ass turn... Somehow we got on the subject of Rob.
We started asking the question.... Is it possible that who we IMAGINE Rob to be in real life is actually more of a fanfic induced fantasy and not the real Rob at all.
Is the Rob we love just a MYTH?
Is he more fantasy than reality? Is the Rob we love just someone that's created by imagination, photo shoots and red carpet premiers... just a studio version?
What about every day Rob? Would he live up to our fantasy world? If we were going to cast the role of any one of our FanFicWards... would every day Rob fit the mold?
Then we started as, if not Rob, then who would we cast in the role of our FanFicWards?
This is where Kellan Lutz came into our convo. That man is walking, talking, oozing sex magnet on legs. But would he fit the bill in fantasy vs. reality? Is he the man dreams and fanfic are made of?
When Rob is this...
He is our Fifty Shades, our Beautiful Bastard, our MafiaPrinceWard, and every other broken, fuckhawt, gonna' sacrifice anything and everything we must, just to get a piece of him, Edward Cullen! But is it just that? A spotlight moment? A facade created to make us believe the MYTH... the FANTASY??
What about the every day man? What about when the spotlight's not on?
If we had to pick one of these every day men to star in our fanfics... who would really play that role? Kellan or Rob? Most of us would immediately say Rob but I think we might be wrong.
Let's do a little comparing shall we?
Kellan working out at the gym...
Rob working out at the gym...
We've all read many fics where Edward wanders around the house in his boxer briefs, right? Well, if we had to pick an every day man for that role? Would it be Rob or Kellan?
Kellan in his undies....
Rob in his undies...
Maybe it was cold in Brazil that day? You can't blame a guy for shrinkage if it's cold, right?
Oh, it was 80 degrees? Hmm? Oh well... ahem... moving on!
So, again... if you were going to pick one of these to be your FanficWard...
which would you pick?
What about our bronzed bod, Surfward fantasy? If we were casting the role for @Suzie55's Welcome to Paradise, who would get the role?
Here's a preview of Kellan's beach bod...
And a peek at Rob's little beach bum...
Whose board would you rather ride? Who is your FanficWard? Rob or Kellan?
You can't discuss FanficWard without taking a moment to discuss the... uh PACKAGE!
Does size matter?
In fanfic it sure the hell does.
Hell, in some fics we've read, Edward can be doing Bella from behind, with one leg on the coffee table, one leg across the back of the couch, flip her over, get up and grab a beer, look around for his cigarettes, turn off the lights, come back to bed... and all the while HIS DICK NEVER LEAVES HER!!
Now, c'mon... you got be packin' some serious SIZE for that!
So, what'll it be girls? Who gets the role Kellan or Rob?
Kellan's package audition.... I had to post two pics because this is just impressive!
Rob's package audition...
I must have missed the fic where Edward's peen was so small it kept slipping out while he was banging her. Have you read that one? Yeah, I didn't think so!