Kellan ~ Shirtless & Sweaty Just the Way We Like Him

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Show Kellan More Love Campaign

All you have to do is join me in staring lustfully at these new pics of Kellan playing basketball in his driveway, then wipe the drool off your chin and send @kellanlutz a tweet telling how awesome he is!

White men can't jump...

but who cares I was too busy looking at the asscandy!

Nice spread Kellan...

Kellan is more than just tight abs and a really big... Basketball! 

Hop, skip and jump that anaconda right this way Mr.Lutz

*sigh*

I really thought taking a "Rob Break" was going to be difficult but with yummies like this...

It's a total piece of beef cake! (yeah, yeah, cheesy...whatev')

Source: CelebrityGossip

I'm in the Mood for Porn ~ Video Porn

In honor of my unofficial "Show @kellanlutz More Love Campiagn",

the first video is all about the Nutz on Lutz

Another Kellan video becuase we're stupid and he's hot!

And of course my favorite Rob video's because

we'll alway love Rob... always!

This is my favorite, favorite, favorite Rob video ever and not just because

my besties RayneatTwilight and Bostongirl1212 made it

*Sigh*

If I could be the cream filling between a Rob Kellan oreo for the rest of my life,  

I would die be a happy, happy girl!

Are we stupid? Why aren't we all Team Kellan?

I keep asking myself...
Why are we so obsessed with Rob?? Why aren't we completely obsessed with Kellan???

Seriously, think about it! Kellen is FUCKING HOT!!

The abs are lickable

The Anaconda is... lickable

The dimples are... well, lickable

But no... we drool over sexy, Mr. Lutz but then go right back to Rob... wth is wrong with us?

Kellan is always dressed like a million bucks.

He never looks like his clothes were a thrift store reject or plucked out of the dumpster behind the local pub.

Even in his down time he looks like he could walk onto the cover of Men's Health Magazine

But no...we prefer our clothes borrowing, dumpster diving hobo...

Look at the differences in their luggage and airport wardrobe choices.

That yellow bag...ugh...I have no words!

ARE WE STUPID????

You will NEVER see Kellan with the Unabomber beard... ever!

Kellen is even amazing towards his fans.

Do you ever hear stories about Rob picking fans from the premier audience and bringing them in with him? Hell no you don't!



Do you ever see fan encounters like this with Rob?

Nope... you sure don't.
Yeah sure, Rob signs autographs and is polite but would he ever look into someone's iphone
and say "I love you..." over and over??? HELL NO HE WOULDN'T!

But no...we still love Rob more. Geez, are we idiots?

Our DUMB ASSES sit in the middle of a dirt filled artichoke field for three full days of our summer vacation, freezing our asses off all night and sweating like a damn pig all day,
just to watch Rob drive by, behind tinted windows, without so much a wave.

Kellan even has a Twitter account @kellanlutz where he spreads the word about his charitable events and
SENDS BIRTHDAY WISHES to his fans.

BUT NO... we still love Rob more!

Rob... has tweeted twice. Once from Peter's account and a "hello" from Sam's account
and we act like he did us some kind of favor.
When really, he only did it the first time for charity and the second time because he was fucking drunk.
Would it kill him to actually get a twitter account and INTERACT with a fan or two once in a while?

Why? Please tell me why we love Rob more?

Ok, I'll admit this picture does present a strong case...

But still... Kellan awfully yummy!

ok, ok and this is a really hot one too

But still... Kellan is such a sweet guy.

oh, ok we cann't forget this one... RAWR!

Ugh... ok, ok, I know why we love Rob more but Kellan needs love too, dammit!

Again, he's FUCKING HOT..and sweet, and generous, and just an all around great guy!

So, even though Rob will still remain on at the top of our list of lust, 

please go to Kellan's twitter and send him some love tonight! He deserves it!

 

When you have nothing nice to say...POST ROB PORN!

Robmusement made me a beautiful new fall banner for September…check it out… awesome, right?

Wait until you see October’s…eeks!

Well, the only bad thing about getting a cool, new banner for your blog is now I have to actually get off my lazy ass and blog about something so I can show it off.

The problem is, I’m totally uninspired to blog. Maybe it’s a result of the ROB DROUGHT we’re suffering through right now???

OR MAYBE it’s the fact that I am totally turned off by the recent pics of Rob looking like the fucking Unabomber…

(excuse me while I yack up my breakfast...even the LB hat couldn't save this night)

…while spending the evening dotingly holding the arm of his pregnant agent because she always gives me a Mrs. Robinson vibe (she also by the way has yet to reveal the identity of the father of her unborn child…*eyebrow quirked*) And then Rob runs off to give his “always lurking the background, bromance buddy” a drunkin’ piggy back ride through the streets of LA? Are you 24 or 14?

(Sorry, but no pics of either event will ever be posted on this blog

because both images are currently filed under “WTF” in the file of denial)

But no matter the reason, I’m just sort of blank. Can you believe it? Me, the loud opinionated bitch that I am has nothing to say…

Well, the truth is my mama always said, “If you don’t have anything nice to say…don’t say anything at all”. So, I guess mums the word!

So, what to blog about… hmmm???

I guess we just go with the old stand by….

Anyone object to a bunch of fuckhawt ROB PORN!?!?!?!

Because this is the perfect amount of scruff...

No sign of the Unabomber anywhere in sight!

Because we all like to pretend we are the reason

he is wearing that sex face!

Because there is no happier trail I'd rather hike!

Because I suddenly feel the need to quote Fifty Shades

"Stop biting your lip... I want to do that"

Because a little manip makes a fantasy go a LONG, LONG, LONG way!

Because there's nothing like a little Tattward Porn

AND SPEAKING OF TATTWARD PORN... A SPECIAL THANKS AGAIN TO ROBMUSEMENT

for the daily Tattward porn that always arrives in my inbox and for the awesome banners!

Hugs, loves and may all your Rob Porn fantasies come true!

I would love to credit the manip artists for these yummy pics but I have no idea who created them. If you know, please let me know so I can send credit where credit is do!