Always & Never Chapter 10 ~ Edward Post Interview

Always Screwed ~ Never Fucked

*Krysti is sitting with her elbows rested on her desk, holding her clasped hands up to her chin as her head rests on top of them. She exhales dramatically and shakes her head side to side*

*Edward is slouched down in the chair across from Krysti with his head completely tilted back, staring at the ceiling. One hand is fisted into his hair, the other is holding a cigarette that he hasn’t taken a drag from in several minutes*

 Krysti: Edward? Are you going to speak to me at all or just sit here admiring my ceiling all afternoon?



Edward: *raises head looking at Krysti* It is a pretty nice fucking ceiling *smirks*


Krysti: Alright smart ass *rolls eyes* We can start off with something easy, ok? Talk to me about your costume. I heard you had a rather interesting name badge. What type of doctor were you exactly?


Edward: *evil grin* Edward Cullen MD, Gynecologist


Krysti: Hmm? With all the “precautionary measures” you were taking before that dance I was starting to wonder if you were a Urologist. I heard you took a little detour on the way to Lauren’s to…uh…prepare yourself again, right? Where exactly did you go? Did you seriously jerk-off in your car? In your car, seriously? Is that something you do often?

*B~girl starts laughing so hard she rolls off the couch, tears streaming down her face*


*Edward and Krysti look at her quizzically*


Krysti: WTH, B~Girl, you promised that you would stay quiet and we wouldn’t even know you were here.


B~Girl: *covers her mouth, continuing to laugh her ass off*


Edward: *looks at B~Girl on the floor and back at Krysti, rolling eyes* Fuck no I wasn’t jacking off in my car. What the fuck is wrong with you Krysti? I just went for a drive to clear my head before the dance. *shakes head at Krysti in disgust*


Krysti: *shrugs with a smirk* When you danced with Bella, why didn’t you just tell her that you cared about her? Why the fuck do you keep putting it off? If you would just fucking tell her how you feel, you wouldn’t go through all this other bullshit. * reaches across desk, picking up a thick wooden ruler*


Edward: *runs hand nervously through hair* It’s not like I had any fucking control at that time, Krys. Fucking JMF was on to something there. He knew something I didn’t. I had to fucking let go and let him fucking find out. And just when I did, Bella fucking screamed for Riley and that shit threw me.


Krysti: *twirls ruler between her fingers* What if she won’t forgive you Edward? What if that was the final straw and she doesn’t give you another chance.


Edward: *releases a low growl, clenches teeth* Don’t even fucking joke about that. I will find a way to make her see how I feel about her. Trust me.


Krysti: *sighs deeply* I hope you’re right, Edward. I’m not so sure though. She saw you with Lauren’s mouth clamped on to your dick. That’s going to be a hard visual for her to get past. Why the fuck would you let Lauren “the skank” Mallory suck your dick anyway. That was very disappointing, Edward.


Edward: *glares at Krysti* It’s not like I fucking asked her to. She was on a fucking mission. *sighs* Maybe it was because I was drunk *shrugs* Maybe it was because I was so fucking devastated *shakes head* Maybe it’s because I have been so fucking lonely lately. I was just trying to feel something. I really don’t fucking know. It doesn’t matter, my dick knew it wasn’t Bella and as we both no it wouldn’t fucking comply.


Krysti: Damn, how am I supposed to bust your balls for this when you just fucking broke my heart like that. *takes a deep breath* Sweety, what’s done is done. You just have to look forward. Knowing you like I do, I can only assume you have something in mind to turn this around and fix this shit with her, right?


Edward: *a look of hope flashes through his eyes. Holds up cell phone, shaking in front of Krysti* I have a few things in mind *winks*


Krysti: *smiles at him* I can’t wait to see what you have planned for her. But you better make it damn good because Riley is brining his 'A' game. He even drove up in his white Cadillac or should I say, rode up on his white horse *gives Edward a pointed look* and don’t even get me started on how sexy that boy is…I have a new pair of shoes I would like to show him, up close and personal. *looks at B-Girl* you should let me set up an interview with Riley. I bet the readers would love to know what he has to say.


B-Girl: *shrugs* Sure, I can set that up if you’d like *B-Girl stands indicating that the interview is over*


Edward: *glances down at Krysti’s shoes biting bottom lip, grabs B-Girls arm* Hey, what the fuck I thought these interviews were exclusively between Krysti and me.


B-Girl: *gives Edward a pointed look* Krysti can interview whomever she wants. If the readers leave comments saying they want that we will definitely do it.


Krysti: *smirks devilishly at Edward* Yep, Krysti can interview whomever she wants. *winks and licks lips*


*B-girl and Edward make their way to the door*


Krysti: *clenches teeth* So, what are you two doing tonight?


B-Girl: *giggles* Edward and I are doing the regular, martinis and reviews in my office. I thought you were planning on joining us tonight. Edward and I have a few things to attend to. Why don’t you stop by in about... an hour *looks at Edward for confirmation on time*


Edward: Better make that two hours *smirks at Krysti, places hand on B-Girl’s lower back leading her out the door*


Krysti: *growls* WTF? She is such a lucky fucking bitch. Why do I let him get to me like that? Duh, because he is hot as mother fucker, that’s why! That’s it…I’m going shoe shopping, right now.






Sooo....did you all catch that line about maybe getting an interview with Riley IF THE READERS LEAVE A COMMENT saying they would like to see that. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE leave me a comment saying you want that so I can interview him next week. Ok, so my reasons for interviewing him are completely selfish but c'mon, help a girl out. He is hot...I bet he likes sexy shoes too...RAWR!! He's yummy... SO GO NOW...LEAVE ME A COMMENT!! You know I'm a comment hoor!! Love & Kisses ~Krysti

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Always & Never Edward Post Interview Chapter 9

Well, I guess you all heard that there was a little…incident during the last interview I did with Edward, or should I say JMF. I wish I could tell you all about it *tries to hide mischievous smirk* but in order to keep my position as B-Girls beta, JMF and I had to agree to never discuss the “incident” ever again. There was even legal fucking documents drawn up that I had to sign.

I basically had to agree to conduct myself in a professional manner while I do these post chapter interviews. I will do my best but good fucking luck with that because I know JMF will do something to send me over the edge. He is just a bad boy like that.

B-Girl just sent me a text to tell me that Edward is on his way to my office. I can’t believe she is letting him come in here un-chaperoned. I thought for sure her ass would hover over us through every interview from now on. But honestly, I think she has my office bugged. It was kind of funny how she just happened to bust into my office just as we started to…*clears throat and sits a little taller in her chair*


Krysti: *in her business voice* Hello Edward. Please come in and a have a seat.

Edward: *smirks, pulling lollipop out of mouth* Gotcha’! *winks*


Krysti: *attempting to keep things light* How did the college visits go?

Edward: *runs fingers through hair* They went good, even though my dad’s forcing Harvard down my throat. But we all know how stubborn I can be. I hope Dartmouth is prepared for me.
Krysti: *swallows hard trying not to think of Edward forcing something down her throat* Ahem…ahem…*begins coughing and choking*

Edward: *cocks an eyebrow* Everything ok over there, Krys’? *smirks*
Krysti: *closes eyes and nods quickly* Yes, fine. So, umm you were pretty shocked to see Bella at school I take it?


Edward: *clenches jaw* Shocked? I think we both know I was more than fucking shocked, Krys’. *pulls out a cigarette*

Krysti: *watching him put the cigarette to his lips she licks her own* Were you upset that
Emmett and Alice didn’t tell you that Bella was home?


Edward: *holds cigarette with his lips while raking both hand through his hair* I wasn’t mad about that. I understand that Bella wanted it to be a surprise. What really fucking pissed me off is that one of them set her up with Riley. Both of them should have fucking known better.

Krysti: *trying to look away from his hair* But Edward, she had to go to the dance with someone. It’s a couples theme, right? You wouldn’t want her to be left out and last I heard, you were taking that skanky bitch Lauren?
Edward: *clenches teeth* I didn’t fucking know Bella was going to be back in town. The only reason I fucking asked Lauren is because of what happened with Bella. We all fucking know that Krys’. I fucking offered to drop that bitch for Bella, but Bella fucking turned me down.

Krysti: *shakes her head* Edward, need to realize that Bella isn’t going to be satisfied with just being treated as a friend. She is a woman with needs. You can’t be shocked that she is looking for someone to meet them. After all, I’m pretty sure your needs are being met *blushes while biting her bottom lip*

Edward: *leaps up, slams fist on desk glaring at Krysti* Bella needs me. Bella is mine! Any needs that she wants to have met will be met by me. Do you fucking understand me? I don’t want to fucking hear about anyone else meeting any of her fucking needs. Is that clear? Bella is mine!
Krysti: *startled, jumps slightly in her chair* Edward! *stands up to leaning across desk to meet his glare* Don’t you get your fucking panties in a wad with me. *points finger in his chest* If you want her to be yours you better do something about it. Because from where I sit, it looks like Riley is sure working on it. Face it Edward, you aren’t acting like prince fucking charming right now. She isn’t going to wait for you to ride up on your white fucking horse or should I say drive up in your silver Volvo and sweep her off her feet. Believe me when I tell you, if Riley rides up on a UNICORN, you’ll be shit out of luck, no matter how many fucking Volvo rides you try to offer her later. *raises her eyebrow and shrugs at him*

Edward: *frowns eyebrows* Don’t you think I know that. I’m fucking working on it, Krysti. I just need a little more time to figure out how to talk to Bella about it. She isn’t exactly fucking happy with me right now. *raises questioning eyebrow* What the fuck does unicorns have to with any of this?

Krysti: *takes a deep breath* Oh, sweety, unicorns have everything to do with this. You really need to make a decision here, Edward. Either you’re going to have to tell her or let her go. You can’t keep beating around the bush with her. You have to tell her how you feel before she finds someone else to complete her fairy tale. Now, Edward. You can’t keep putting this off. Go now…I mean it…go do it…get out!


Edward: *expression softening, offers Krysti a shy smile* Ok, Krysti. I guess I’ll go if that’s what you really want. *smirks and licks lips* *Krysti holds her hand up pointing at the door* I guess you took all B-Girl’s legal shit pretty serious. You didn’t even fucking wear the new shoes Santa brought you. *Krysti's eyes widen* Yup, I checked. *Krysti shakes her head at him* I know, I know. I’m going. *turns and walks out the door, pulls out phone to text Bgirl*

B-Girl: Krysti keeps talking about fucking unicorns. What's the deal with the unicorns? ~E



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I'm sad to say that it's time to say adios to my beautiful Tattward Santa.

So long, Tattward. Although you will not be present for my daily viewing, you will still be available for my private enjoyment and possibly printed and placed under my pillow!

So, did you have a nice Christmas? I had a wonderful Christmas! Santa (a.k.a. my sexy hubby), bought me a new laptop! YAY! Hopefully, the old days of freezing up and not having more more than one window open at a time, are over! Thank you, hubby! You are the best! Oh and BTW, the Christmas lovin' while the kids were away was HOT too! *winks* (LOL...was that TMI)

So, what did you get for Christmas? From the sounds of it none of us found this under the tree....

or this...

or even this....

*SIGH* Well, every year there is at least one HARD to find item that everyone wants and only a few actually get! 'So, I guess Rob was that "hard to find toy" this year, because I know a hell-of-alotta bitches that asked for his Royal Sexiness to be under their tree with a bow on his little tight ass and we all walked away disappointed. *sad face* WTF Santa...you fat jolly bastard!

So...who's tree do you think Rob ended up under? Rumor has it that he went home for the Holidays but there are no pics! Hmm?? Did he stay in LA? Is he with 'what's her face'? I even heard a rumor that she was spotted at the airport this week, which fueled another rumor saying she went to London to spend the Holidays with HIS parents. WHAT DO YOU THINK?? Leave me a comment and tell me what, where, how, when or WHO Rob did for Christmas....or you can even tell me what you WISHED he would have done! LMAO!! I would love to tell you what I wished for but it's illegal in thirteen states so I better just keep that little fantasy to myself!

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Always & Never Chapter 8 ~ Edward's Post Interview

Always Naughty ~ Never Nice 

Monday Dec. 14, 2009 9:02pm

OH. MY. GOD. *leans back in her chair, fanning her face with her hand while panting heavily*

I…uhh...just….uhh…need…a …moment…to….uhh…catch….my…breath. That was some seriously hot fantasizing. Wow!! If I could fantasize myself into an orgasm that fucking good…I would check the hell out of reality right fucking now! Hot damn!!


I’m not totally sure that I’m going to get through this interview without flying across this desk, clutching my fists into his beautiful fucking hair and taking him right here on the floor of my office. The only thing working in my favor is the fact that I am afraid to uncross my legs at the moment, for fear that flames might shoot across the room. Lord knows the panties are already MELTED! Did I mention how fucking hot that chapter was…UNF!!!


Oh shit, he’s here. I can smell that cinnamon lollipop coming down the hall. It smells so damn sweet, and hot, and sticky, and lickable…OMG…I’m not going to get through this fucking interview…FML! *Ok, Krysti just make a joke of it…make fun of him, that will work, right? He will be pissed but it will help you not think sexy thoughts. Just don’t think about his long fingers being wrapped around that big, hard, throbbing...*


9:08 p.m.


Krysti: *gasps, being pulled out of her naughty thoughts as he walks through the door, she takes a deep breath while plastering a wide grin on her face* Well, hello my little self lovin' sexy man …How are your eyes today, baby? You aren’t suffering any type of vision issues or blindness of any kind, are you? Having any carpel tunnel or tennis elbow issues? *fights to stop herself from thinking of him rubbing his thumb around the head of his…omg…stop it*


Edward: *Rolls lollipop around mouth with tongue, raises eyebrow at Krysti, before sitting down* What the fuck are you talking about, Krysti? Are you ok today? *pulls out phone, sends B-Girl a Text* (B-Girl...WHAT.THE.FUCK? You told her about that shit? I fucking trusted you. That was private! Son of a bitch! We need to talk after this! E.)


Krysti: So, that sexy little angel pic really got you going, huh? I’m a bit surprised that you thought Bella might have a hidden agenda though, Edward? After all, she didn’t volunteer the pic. You asked her for the pic. Maybe she is just having new experiences in AZ that are making her more comfortable with her…naughty side? *shrugs her shoulders feigning indifference while trying to stop herself from thinking about his tongue and how warm it would feel in my…oh shit…don’t go there Krysti*

9:15 pm


Edward: *Pulls out lollipop and licks lips, Runs hand through hair, leans forward* Krysti, Bella had to know that fuckin’ little 'get up' was fucking hot. *reaches down to adjust himself and smirks at Krysti* When I asked for the picture, I never fuckin’ thought she would be wearing something like that! As for her “experiences” in AZ, I don’t know what the fuck is going on down there. *Runs hand through hair nervously* And to be honest, I don’t know if I could handle finding out…I just can’t…*shakes head* …Fuck, I just don’t know how I would react. I really might fucking lose control for good…and that…that could be a bad thing. *pops lollipop back in mouth*



Krysti: *eyes dart between lollipop and recently adjusted bulge* I have to ask you about the “fantasy” hun’. I must tell you, it was really fucking hot. *bites her bottom lip* But don’t most guys fantasize about the girl on her knees pleasing him not him on his knees pleasing her? *licks her lips, stands and walks to the front of her desk, leaning on the edge, right in front of Edward’s chair. Drops her voice to just more than a whisper* Does the thought of licking her…really get you that hot, Edward?


9:18 pm

Edward: *leans forward meeting Krysti’s eyes, licks lips* It’s about control, Krysti. It’s about claiming her. It’s about making her fucking mine. She was totally fucking with me by sending that picture. I know it. If it’s some kind of a game she was starting, by sending that…then I’m fucking playing to win, Krysti. And I know, a girl can’t resist a guy that can properly make her come...multiple times….*leans back* And that is fucking hot. That is the fucking turn on for me, Krysti. Owning Bella’s body. Making her mine. And I was just getting fucking started. *smirks, licks lips*



Krysti: *watching Edwards eyes become hooded with lust, she realizes that she is now talking to JMF not Edward Cullen. Unable to control her own actions, she lifts her foot, placing it on the chair just barely visible between Edward’s legs and whispers* That is…really fucking hot…By the way, what do you think of my new shoes? They were a birthday present…to myself. *thinks to herself…oh shit, Krysti…why did you just put your foot that close to his crotch…FML…I’m losing this battle…oh fuck…put your fucking foot back on the floor bitch…don’t even THINK about rubbing his dick with your foot…don’t you dare move that foot forward...omg*


Edward: *Wraps hand around Krysti’s ankle, rubbing tiny circles with pad of thumb, smirks at Krysti when she gasps, cocking head to the side looks up at her* Those are fuckin’ hot, Krys. I really don’t think you know who you’re fucking with right now. *Leans forward, tightening his grip sliding hand slowly up her calf, urging her foot forward* I think it’s best I get going now before this shit gets out of hand. *cocks eyebrow, licks lips*


9:22pm


Krysti: *visibly panting, she stares at his hair, her fingers twitching, her breathing becoming shallow, whispers slowly* Maybe you should go now, Edward…before I do something I’m really not supposed to do. *tries to rationalize her behavior in her dirty mind, then heavily breathes out the words* But it IS almost my birthday... and I’m sure B-Girl would want me to have a really special birthday, right? And technically, this is her fault. After all, she’s the one that wrote that steamy lemon that got me all hot and bothered, right? No…yes…no…Edward, you should…uhh…*dizzy… hot… dizzy… melting…dizzy... wet…can’t fucking speak…not good…not good*


Edward: *Stands up, coming face to face with Krysti* Your birthday, huh? *flashes lopsided grin, runs hand through hair, causing a whimper to escape from Krysti* Well fuck Krysti, B-girl and I already have something planned for your birthday, but…if you promise not tell her… I could do something special for you...myself *Smirks, leans forward placing hands on either side of Krysti on the desk, runs nose along her jaw line up to her ear and whispers* How about I let you touch my hair, birthday girl?


Krysti: *Krysti moans and pulls her bottom lip between her teeth as her hand slowly raises from her side…


*all reader’s computer screens flip to mutli-colored striped screen as a high pitched ringing blares through the speakers….the following message begins to scroll...


“The live broadcast from Fanfic Headquarters is experiencing technical difficulties at this time. We apologize for any inconvenience”


Tuesday Dec 15, 2009 9:01am

Bostongirl: *walks confidently up to the podium and clears her throat before speaking into the group of microphones* Good morning readers. I apologize for the abrupt end to last night’s post interview. I want to inform you that Krysti will be taking a short leave of absence. I am confident that she will return to work at Fanfic Headquarters in a few days with a much better perspective of what her job entails and will be displaying a more professional attitude towards her employment at Fanfic Headquarters and the fanfic characters she has the privilege to work with. Thank you. *steps away from podium shaking her head and rolling her eyes*


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