Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Always & Never: RILEY Interview


 Riley from
Always & Never


This is an exciting day. It’s taking every ounce of self control I have to keep from dancing around my office and you all know I have ZERO self control when it comes to these hot, sex-a-licious boys! RAWR!!


B-Girl, my bestie, the best fanfic author in the world, the best dressed, prettiest hair, biggest boobs, funniest sense of humor, most beautiful woman in the whole world (yes, I’m kissing her ass on purpose) was able to arrange an interview with RILEY…TODAY! *covers ears expecting fan girl squeels*

He is on his way down to my office RIGHT NOW…OMG, OMG, OMG! Don’t get me wrong, he isn’t as yummy as Edward and definitely doesn’t have Edward’s fistable hair that I fantasize about during my private “twilighting” moments, but HOLY SMOKES BATMAN…Riley is totally lick-a-licious! Have you seen the abs on that man…makes me want to…UNF!!!

Krysti: *stands up and quickly walks around her desk with her hand outstretched* Hello, Riley! Thank you so much for agreeing to meet with me. *motions to chair* Please have a seat. Make yourself comfortable. *watches him walk to chair, leans forward and rubs his lower back and ass* Oh, you must have leaned up against something dirty. *smirks to herself*


Riley: *looks back at Krysti, with mouth open but recovers with a chuckle* Did you just grab my ass? Emmett warned me about you.


Krysti: *raises eyebrows with a mischievous grin* What else did Emmett tell you about me? *raises hand to stop him* Wait don’t answer that…*giggles* Soooo, how do you like living in Forks?


Riley: *winks* I only heard good stuff from Emmett, no worries. Forks? Trust me, it’s growing on me.


Krysti: Would a certain pretty brunette have something to do with that?


Riley: *nods, smiling* She definitely could. But, I don’t want get my hopes up just yet. I know she has a lot of stuff she needs to work out with Cullen.


Krysti: *raises eyebrow curiously* I heard that Emmett gave you a little background on Bella and Edward’s relationship or lack there of. Has Bella told you about any of the history between them?


Riley: *shakes head, purses lips* Emmett told me enough to give me the gist of their “friendship” *does air quotes with his fingers, shrugs* I really don’t think it’s my place to talk about their business. As for Bella, we had a chance to talk at the party. I’m sure you’ll be hearing all about that very soon *smiles*


Krysti: I have to ask this because a lot of the readers are wondering if you’re for real. You seem awfully sweet and too good to be true. Are you really that guy or is it just an act to get a piece of ass. From what I hear, Bella has a really nice ass and likes to wear clothes that draw attention to it. So, it’s not like I would blame you if that was your plan. You do have a dick after all. *glances down and nods in approval at the large visible package under his jeans*



Riley: *blushes, nodding* Yes, I can see that Bella’s attire has changed a bit since Cullen has been around. *chuckles* And yes, I do have a dick, last time I checked. She does have a great body. But, it’s not really about all that. Bella is probably the coolest chick I have meet in a long time. The whole gang pretty much welcomed me in with open arms and I wouldn’t fuck things up by lying or not being myself. *blushes* I am just a regular guy. I can see how some chicks might hesitant because they’ve probably been fucked over by some guy that pretended to be something they’re not. You know Krysti, the whole wolf in sheep’s clothing? I guess I’m just a nice guy. But they do say nice guys usually finish last.


Krysti: *grins at how adorable his blushing is* Do you worried about finishing last, Sweety? Is that going to make you change your approach with Bella? And what about Edward? Do you worry that all of this is going to affect your friendship with him?


Riley: *leans forward, resting elbows on knees* Wow, B-Girl was right. I should have listened to her. You really don’t hold back. *laughs* I really don’t have an approach with Bella. I can see that the way she acts around Cullen is different then the way she acts around me. I’m just going with the flow. I’m not going to get ahead of myself. I really just met her, but things have been going well with us just hanging out. As for Cullen, he is really only my friend through association. But, I’m not one to screw over my friends, especially over a girl. However, from what I hear, he had his chance and he denied her.


Krysti: *takes a deep breath* Ok, enough about Bella and Edward. I want to know a little more about you. *leans forward licking lips* I heard you were quite the dance partner. Did you take lessons or is it just natural rhythm? *pretends to be deep in thought* Isn’t there a saying about good dancers? Something about…a man that’s good on the dance floor is usually good in…hmmm? I just can’t seem to remember the rest of that saying…oh well *shrugs, gives him a suggestive look*


Riley: *smiles sheepishly* Dancing just come naturally, I guess. I’m really into music so I just get out there and let my hips guide hers…I guess you could say some guys just instinctively use their natural…uhh…rhythm. *grins*


Krysti: *slowly walks around to the front of her desk, leans against it in front of his chair* This is kind of random, but I want to know what your weakness is it comes to women? I mean are you a boob man, an ass man, a leg man or maybe something else? For example, I know this guy that has a thing for sexy shoes. I really want to know what gets you hot, Riley? *winks*

Riley: *raises eyebrows* Seriously? *blushes* I will tell you but you have to promise you won’t laugh. *chuckles nervously, leans forward.* Krysti, the thing that drives me nuts is a girl’s hair. Long, shiny, soft hair. Girls use the best shit in their hair. It makes them smell so damn good. My favorite thing to do… *licks lips, leans in closer* When I am kissing a beautiful woman, I… eh, Krysti, it would just be much easier to show you. *blushes, stands up nervously, taking a step towards Krysti.* Don’t worry Krysti, I will be gentle with you. *takes Krysti’s face tenderly in his hands, brushing thumbs across cheek bones, sliding fingers to the back of her neck, leans in, tilts head to the right, slides fingers up into her hair at the base of her neck, tugging at it lightly… *


B-Girl: *walks into the room smiling* Hey guys, how’s the interview…What the Fuck, Krysti. I can’t trust you with anyone.


Krysti: *shakes head, trying to regain focus* Ummm, uhhh…*holds up hands in surrender* Riley was just demonstrating this…uhhh…hair…kiss…ummm…thing. I didn’t…


B-Girl: *rolls eyes* C’mon, Krysti, are you really going to try to blame this on Riley?


Riley: Hey, B-Girl. This is totally my fault. Krysti was totally innocent. I was just trying to show her something. *sighs* It seems like a lot of innocent things I’ve done lately have been taken completely out of context. *shrugs and shakes head*


Krysti: *whispers to Riley* I swear she either has my office bugged or she just happens to have the worst timing in the world. *sighs, glares at B-Girl* Well, it looks like the interview is over. Thank you for coming by and chatting today, Riley. I really hope we can do that again...soon! *bites lip and winks*


*Riley smiles, gives Krysti a small wave and walks out of the office with B-Girl*

OMG!! Did you see that? That boy has got some seriously smooth moves. Damn, that B-Girl and her fucked up timing. UGH! Edward Cullen better step up his game because he has never been that smooth. Even that little JMF incident, that we shall not speak of, didn’t start out THAT smooth. I heard that Riley is constantly just a little better than our boy Edward... in pretty much everything. After that little hair…fisting…*pants*…move…Riley just pulled…I just might have to agree. Whew! My knees are still weak, my panties are melted and I still can’t catch my breath and he didn’t even get to first base. Damn, that boy is good!



Chapter 11 of Always & Never should be posted by Sunday!
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Tell me what you thought of the little interview, girls. I also want to know what you ladies think I should ask Edward in the next interview. I love all your comments. You know I’m a comment hoor! Hugs, kisses and whatever makes YOU hot! *mwah*

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Always & Never Chapter 10 ~ Edward Post Interview


Always Screwed ~ Never Fucked



*Krysti is sitting with her elbows rested on her desk, holding her clasped hands up to her chin as her head rests on top of them. She exhales dramatically and shakes her head side to side*


*Edward is slouched down in the chair across from Krysti with his head completely tilted back, staring at the ceiling. One hand is fisted into his hair, the other is holding a cigarette that he hasn’t taken a drag from in several minutes*

 Krysti: Edward? Are you going to speak to me at all or just sit here admiring my ceiling all afternoon?



Edward: *raises head looking at Krysti* It is a pretty nice fucking ceiling *smirks*


Krysti: Alright smart ass *rolls eyes* We can start off with something easy, ok? Talk to me about your costume. I heard you had a rather interesting name badge. What type of doctor were you exactly?


Edward: *evil grin* Edward Cullen MD, Gynecologist


Krysti: Hmm? With all the “precautionary measures” you were taking before that dance I was starting to wonder if you were a Urologist. I heard you took a little detour on the way to Lauren’s to…uh…prepare yourself again, right? Where exactly did you go? Did you seriously jerk-off in your car? In your car, seriously? Is that something you do often?

*B~girl starts laughing so hard she rolls off the couch, tears streaming down her face*


*Edward and Krysti look at her quizzically*


Krysti: WTH, B~Girl, you promised that you would stay quiet and we wouldn’t even know you were here.


B~Girl: *covers her mouth, continuing to laugh her ass off*


Edward: *looks at B~Girl on the floor and back at Krysti, rolling eyes* Fuck no I wasn’t jacking off in my car. What the fuck is wrong with you Krysti? I just went for a drive to clear my head before the dance. *shakes head at Krysti in disgust*


Krysti: *shrugs with a smirk* When you danced with Bella, why didn’t you just tell her that you cared about her? Why the fuck do you keep putting it off? If you would just fucking tell her how you feel, you wouldn’t go through all this other bullshit. * reaches across desk, picking up a thick wooden ruler*


Edward: *runs hand nervously through hair* It’s not like I had any fucking control at that time, Krys. Fucking JMF was on to something there. He knew something I didn’t. I had to fucking let go and let him fucking find out. And just when I did, Bella fucking screamed for Riley and that shit threw me.


Krysti: *twirls ruler between her fingers* What if she won’t forgive you Edward? What if that was the final straw and she doesn’t give you another chance.


Edward: *releases a low growl, clenches teeth* Don’t even fucking joke about that. I will find a way to make her see how I feel about her. Trust me.


Krysti: *sighs deeply* I hope you’re right, Edward. I’m not so sure though. She saw you with Lauren’s mouth clamped on to your dick. That’s going to be a hard visual for her to get past. Why the fuck would you let Lauren “the skank” Mallory suck your dick anyway. That was very disappointing, Edward.


Edward: *glares at Krysti* It’s not like I fucking asked her to. She was on a fucking mission. *sighs* Maybe it was because I was drunk *shrugs* Maybe it was because I was so fucking devastated *shakes head* Maybe it’s because I have been so fucking lonely lately. I was just trying to feel something. I really don’t fucking know. It doesn’t matter, my dick knew it wasn’t Bella and as we both no it wouldn’t fucking comply.


Krysti: Damn, how am I supposed to bust your balls for this when you just fucking broke my heart like that. *takes a deep breath* Sweety, what’s done is done. You just have to look forward. Knowing you like I do, I can only assume you have something in mind to turn this around and fix this shit with her, right?


Edward: *a look of hope flashes through his eyes. Holds up cell phone, shaking in front of Krysti* I have a few things in mind *winks*


Krysti: *smiles at him* I can’t wait to see what you have planned for her. But you better make it damn good because Riley is brining his 'A' game. He even drove up in his white Cadillac or should I say, rode up on his white horse *gives Edward a pointed look* and don’t even get me started on how sexy that boy is…I have a new pair of shoes I would like to show him, up close and personal. *looks at B-Girl* you should let me set up an interview with Riley. I bet the readers would love to know what he has to say.


B-Girl: *shrugs* Sure, I can set that up if you’d like *B-Girl stands indicating that the interview is over*


Edward: *glances down at Krysti’s shoes biting bottom lip, grabs B-Girls arm* Hey, what the fuck I thought these interviews were exclusively between Krysti and me.


B-Girl: *gives Edward a pointed look* Krysti can interview whomever she wants. If the readers leave comments saying they want that we will definitely do it.


Krysti: *smirks devilishly at Edward* Yep, Krysti can interview whomever she wants. *winks and licks lips*


*B-girl and Edward make their way to the door*


Krysti: *clenches teeth* So, what are you two doing tonight?


B-Girl: *giggles* Edward and I are doing the regular, martinis and reviews in my office. I thought you were planning on joining us tonight. Edward and I have a few things to attend to. Why don’t you stop by in about... an hour *looks at Edward for confirmation on time*


Edward: Better make that two hours *smirks at Krysti, places hand on B-Girl’s lower back leading her out the door*


Krysti: *growls* WTF? She is such a lucky fucking bitch. Why do I let him get to me like that? Duh, because he is hot as mother fucker, that’s why! That’s it…I’m going shoe shopping, right now.






Sooo....did you all catch that line about maybe getting an interview with Riley IF THE READERS LEAVE A COMMENT saying they would like to see that. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE leave me a comment saying you want that so I can interview him next week. Ok, so my reasons for interviewing him are completely selfish but c'mon, help a girl out. He is hot...I bet he likes sexy shoes too...RAWR!! He's yummy... SO GO NOW...LEAVE ME A COMMENT!! You know I'm a comment hoor!! Love & Kisses ~Krysti

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Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Always & Never Edward Post Interview Chapter 9




Well, I guess you all heard that there was a little…incident during the last interview I did with Edward, or should I say JMF. I wish I could tell you all about it *tries to hide mischievous smirk* but in order to keep my position as B-Girls beta, JMF and I had to agree to never discuss the “incident” ever again. There was even legal fucking documents drawn up that I had to sign.
I basically had to agree to conduct myself in a professional manner while I do these post chapter interviews. I will do my best but good fucking luck with that because I know JMF will do something to send me over the edge. He is just a bad boy like that.

B-Girl just sent me a text to tell me that Edward is on his way to my office. I can’t believe she is letting him come in here un-chaperoned. I thought for sure her ass would hover over us through every interview from now on. But honestly, I think she has my office bugged. It was kind of funny how she just happened to bust into my office just as we started to…*clears throat and sits a little taller in her chair*


Krysti: *in her business voice* Hello Edward. Please come in and a have a seat.

Edward: *smirks, pulling lollipop out of mouth* Gotcha’! *winks*


Krysti: *attempting to keep things light* How did the college visits go?

Edward: *runs fingers through hair* They went good, even though my dad’s forcing Harvard down my throat. But we all know how stubborn I can be. I hope Dartmouth is prepared for me.
Krysti: *swallows hard trying not to think of Edward forcing something down her throat* Ahem…ahem…*begins coughing and choking*

Edward: *cocks an eyebrow* Everything ok over there, Krys’? *smirks*
Krysti: *closes eyes and nods quickly* Yes, fine. So, umm you were pretty shocked to see Bella at school I take it?


Edward: *clenches jaw* Shocked? I think we both know I was more than fucking shocked, Krys’. *pulls out a cigarette*

Krysti: *watching him put the cigarette to his lips she licks her own* Were you upset that
Emmett and Alice didn’t tell you that Bella was home?


Edward: *holds cigarette with his lips while raking both hand through his hair* I wasn’t mad about that. I understand that Bella wanted it to be a surprise. What really fucking pissed me off is that one of them set her up with Riley. Both of them should have fucking known better.

Krysti: *trying to look away from his hair* But Edward, she had to go to the dance with someone. It’s a couples theme, right? You wouldn’t want her to be left out and last I heard, you were taking that skanky bitch Lauren?
Edward: *clenches teeth* I didn’t fucking know Bella was going to be back in town. The only reason I fucking asked Lauren is because of what happened with Bella. We all fucking know that Krys’. I fucking offered to drop that bitch for Bella, but Bella fucking turned me down.

Krysti: *shakes her head* Edward, need to realize that Bella isn’t going to be satisfied with just being treated as a friend. She is a woman with needs. You can’t be shocked that she is looking for someone to meet them. After all, I’m pretty sure your needs are being met *blushes while biting her bottom lip*

Edward: *leaps up, slams fist on desk glaring at Krysti* Bella needs me. Bella is mine! Any needs that she wants to have met will be met by me. Do you fucking understand me? I don’t want to fucking hear about anyone else meeting any of her fucking needs. Is that clear? Bella is mine!
Krysti: *startled, jumps slightly in her chair* Edward! *stands up to leaning across desk to meet his glare* Don’t you get your fucking panties in a wad with me. *points finger in his chest* If you want her to be yours you better do something about it. Because from where I sit, it looks like Riley is sure working on it. Face it Edward, you aren’t acting like prince fucking charming right now. She isn’t going to wait for you to ride up on your white fucking horse or should I say drive up in your silver Volvo and sweep her off her feet. Believe me when I tell you, if Riley rides up on a UNICORN, you’ll be shit out of luck, no matter how many fucking Volvo rides you try to offer her later. *raises her eyebrow and shrugs at him*

Edward: *frowns eyebrows* Don’t you think I know that. I’m fucking working on it, Krysti. I just need a little more time to figure out how to talk to Bella about it. She isn’t exactly fucking happy with me right now. *raises questioning eyebrow* What the fuck does unicorns have to with any of this?

Krysti: *takes a deep breath* Oh, sweety, unicorns have everything to do with this. You really need to make a decision here, Edward. Either you’re going to have to tell her or let her go. You can’t keep beating around the bush with her. You have to tell her how you feel before she finds someone else to complete her fairy tale. Now, Edward. You can’t keep putting this off. Go now…I mean it…go do it…get out!


Edward: *expression softening, offers Krysti a shy smile* Ok, Krysti. I guess I’ll go if that’s what you really want. *smirks and licks lips* *Krysti holds her hand up pointing at the door* I guess you took all B-Girl’s legal shit pretty serious. You didn’t even fucking wear the new shoes Santa brought you. *Krysti's eyes widen* Yup, I checked. *Krysti shakes her head at him* I know, I know. I’m going. *turns and walks out the door, pulls out phone to text Bgirl*

B-Girl: Krysti keeps talking about fucking unicorns. What's the deal with the unicorns? ~E



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Saturday, December 26, 2009

Good-Bye to Tattward Santa...




Thanks to @HungryVampire for this pic, to @Twifanfic for the Tattward on my banner and to @Robmusement for making that banner and the Tattward from the avi that was on my twitter!

I'm sad to say that it's time to say adios to my beautiful Tattward Santa.
So long, Tattward. Although you will not be present for my daily viewing, you will still be available for my private enjoyment and possibly printed and placed under my pillow!


So, did you have a nice Christmas? I had a wonderful Christmas! Santa (a.k.a. my sexy hubby), bought me a new laptop! YAY! Hopefully, the old days of freezing up and not having more more than one window open at a time, are over! Thank you, hubby! You are the best! Oh and BTW, the Christmas lovin' while the kids were away was HOT too! *winks* (LOL...was that TMI)

So, what did you get for Christmas? From the sounds of it none of us found this under the tree....



or this...



or even this....



*SIGH* Well, every year there is at least one HARD to find item that everyone wants and only a few actually get! 'So, I guess Rob was that "hard to find toy" this year, because I know a hell-of-alotta bitches that asked for his Royal Sexiness to be under their tree with a bow on his little tight ass and we all walked away disappointed. *sad face* WTF Santa...you fat jolly bastard!

So...who's tree do you think Rob ended up under? Rumor has it that he went home for the Holidays but there are no pics! Hmm?? Did he stay in LA? Is he with 'what's her face'? I even heard a rumor that she was spotted at the airport this week, which fueled another rumor saying she went to London to spend the Holidays with HIS parents. WHAT DO YOU THINK?? Leave me a comment and tell me what, where, how, when or WHO Rob did for Christmas....or you can even tell me what you WISHED he would have done! LMAO!! I would love to tell you what I wished for but it's illegal in thirteen states so I better just keep that little fantasy to myself!

P.S. A little birdy told me that we might see an Always & Never update on Monday or Tuesday!Woohoo! I don't know about you guys but I can't wait to see what happens next AND who Bella's date for the dance will be!!! Eeeks!

ROB PICS: I would love to give credit to the talented people that made the sexy Rob Xmas pics. If you know who made them please let me know so I can give credit where credit is due! Thanks!