DETAILS MAG PIC???

I cannot confirm where it came from. I cannont verify it's authenticity. I cannot say for sure that it isn't a manip. All I can say is this pic is fuckhawt! Most of you kmow by now that I have a STRICT no breaking news rule on this blog but HOLY MOTHER FUCKIN' SMOKES BATMAN...this pic just caught my panites on FIRE! HOT DAMN!!!

I might get in trouble for posting but oh well...it just popped up in my twitter and I had to share it!

LICK-A-LICIOUS!!!

Always & Never Chapter 12 ~ Edward Post Interview

Always & Never

I have no idea what to expect from Mr. Cullen today. He just left B-Girl’s office, but she didn’t give any hints to his mood. I have no idea what I’m going to ask him today because frankly, I never know what to expect from him lately. Let’s just say, Bella isn’t the only one getting whiplash from his mood swings.


Furthermore, I never know if it’s going to be Edward walking through that door or JMF. I love me some Edward Cullen, but I always secretly cross my fingers for a bit of JMF while he’s here. He is always a welcomed sight around my office…or more specifically, around my desk. *smirks and raises eyebrows*


Oh no! Stop! Stop! Don’t go there! Damn it…I swore to myself that I would not allow myself to think of that before I do these interviews. That’s the kind of thing that gets me in trouble…big trouble…big, hard trouble…*licks lips*…big, hard, long trouble…big, hard, long…..OMG! STOP, STOP, STOP!!!!


Krysti: *fists clenched tightly in lap* Good afternoon, Edward. How ya’ doin’ handsome? *with a tight smile on her lips*


Edward: *grins, runs hands through hair* I’m doing pretty fucking good today.


Krysti: Wow, you seem to be in a pretty good mood?


Edward: *nods in agreement, smirking*


Krysti: I’m curious, Edward, how much did you have to pay Mr. Molina to get the whole partners thing to work in your favor?


Edward: *chuckles* I didn’t. Actually, when I walked in, I didn’t know what the fuck was going on. I thought I could handle sitting with B for one day. Obviously, I didn’t do that great of a job. However, it did seem to work out in my favor, don’t you think. *smirks*


Krysti: *laughs* I noticed that you got a little “distracted” while you were sitting with her. What was the deal with you getting all weird over her lotion?


Edward: *licks lips, adjusts self* I didn’t know what she was wearing but it smelled fucking delicious. I couldn’t control myself. JMF definitely had control of me and my dick.


Krysti: *quickly scribbles on a note pad* So, JMF has a thing for freesia? Good to know. So, ummm…anyway, I hear you and Bella are going to try to go back to being “just friends”? Do you really think that’s possible?


Edward: *scratches back of neck, grinning* It’s possible for the time being, Krys’. However, I see many possibilities in the new future. I don’t want to be just Bella’s friend. *adjusts self, smirks*


Krysti: *eyes glued to his hand while he adjusts his dick, bites bottom lip* Speaking of friends, you had me worried for a minute there in the parking lot. I was pretty sure you were going to kick Riley’s ass. What do you think Bella would do if that actually happened?


Edward: *clenches fists, tightens jaw* I was pretty fucking sure I was going to kick his ass too. Best case scenario, Bella would understand why the dickhead deserved it and she would be leaving with me. Worst case scenario, I would be apologizing…again. Bella is always my priority.


Krysti: *taking slow deep breaths, shaking head, trying to stop dirty thoughts* Yeah, Bella…umm…so, you’re going to go with her to Seattle to pick out a car, right?


Edward: Abso-fuckin’-lutely! *fits both hands in hair* I think this is exactly what we need, some time together, some time alone. I hope I can keep JMF under control.


Krysti: *quirks eyebrow* Are you sure it’s a good idea for JMF to be in a car with Bella and her new freesia lotion all the way to Seattle? He might decide to try to test drive more than cars, if you know what I mean?


Edward: *narrows eyes at Krysti* Are you trying to sabotage this? *bites bottom lip* Guess you’ll have to read next week to find out?


Krysti: *gasps, feigns a look of shock* Who me? Sabotage your day with Bella? I would never! *giggles*


Edward: *rolls eyes, stands up pulling out a cigarette and lights it* Are we done here?


Krysti: Why? Are you in a hurry or somethin'?


Edward: *takes drag of cigarette, runs hand through hair* Yeah, I think I need to go to the mall. *turns to Krysti with a questioning look* Do you know where I can get that freesia shit?


Krysti: *grins* As a matter of fact, I do and I just so happen to be getting ready to go to the mall myself…to do a little shoes shopping…soooo…I could drive you, if you want? *smirks, shrugs innocently*


Edward: *adjusts self* Did you just fucking say shoes?


Krysti: *nods slowly* I’ll even let you pick the ones you want me to buy. *licks lips*

Edward: *grabs Krysti by the arm* Are you ready? Grab your purse. I’m fucking driving. You’re riding with me. Let’s go.


Krysti: *snatches purse off desk, follows Edward to the door biting lip* I’m more than happy to ride you…*looks flustered* I…I… mean with you!”


Edward: *smirks* C’mon, Krys’


Krysti: *from the hall* Oh, Edward, wait…hold on…don’t move…I just have to… *pokes head around the wall looking at the blog readers…

Well, uh…I gotta’ go, but make sure you all leave me some love…yeah, yeah, I’m a comment hoor…but you already know all that shit.

What else? What else? Oh, check out Robmusement’s Blog. She does awesome banners for Always and Never and An Unhealthy Addict (like the adorable Valentine's one I have up right now). Thanks sweety! Make sure you leave her some love on her blog too.

If you have any suggestions for questions or something you’d like to see during these interviews…please feel free to share! *Edward yells from hall* Eeeks! I gotta’ go. Hope B-Girl forgives me for this. But like I always say, “sometimes it’s better to ask forgiveness than to ask for permission”. See ya’!



P.S. On the real, I really want to send some love to my bestie Bostongirl for letting me do these little Textward interviews and for always giving me such awesome love on her A/N's. And don't let her fool you, her chappy's are never as shiteous as she tries to make it seem! Well, ok so there was a Leprechaun, and a beagle eater, and a cyclops this time, but whatever. That's what happens when you stay up all night trying to get a kickass chappy out! I love ya' girly and I wouldn't trade your midnight phone calls for all the cinnamon lollipops in the world...well unless they were attached to Textwards mouth...but I really to heart you hard! *MWAH*

Who was that Bearded Man??

First, let me start by saying I commend the efforts of Rob Pattinson and all of the celebs that took the time to help raise money for the Hope for Haiti Telethon! And a huge thanks to all of the Twi-fans that did their part to contribute to the $57 million that was raised to help that devastated country.



That being said…now lets move on to the fuckery that was Rob Pattinson showing up to said, Worldwide Televised event looking like some sort of Charles Manson, Unabomber love child.


On the morning I popped over to Robsessed and saw that our sexy boy’s participation in this event had been confirmed. I felt like a little girl anticipating Christmas morning. Thoughts of sugar covered S.O.F. Rob was dancing in my head.

The drought would soon be over. The rain of RPattz would soon be coming to quench my thirst. I envisioned singing in the rain! I would stick my tongue out and catch the Robby drops on my tongue…well ok, so I would lick the screen, but a girl can use her imagination, right!?


Then, Friday finally arrived. I was glued to my laptop waiting for the imminent papz pics of Rob arriving to the studio. I was practically buzzing with excitement, ok so maybe it was the vibrating sparkle peen that was buzzing me, but you get my point. Then it happened…the first pic’s broke. Oh my gawd...what the hell is this shit?

My beautiful Rob looked like some sort of deranged psychopath being walked into the state penitentiary. I thought at any moment we’d get a pic of "Security Agent Protect Rob’s Ass" throwing cuffs on Rob’s wrist and a coat over his head. WTF, Rob? All he needed now was an orange jump suit.

I held hope that maybe the telethon coordinators had a staff and hair and makeup folks that would hack that shit off his face but NO…that wasn’t the case.

As the telethon aired I saw Rob, my gorgeous squared jaw, beautiful lipped, soft skinned, fantasy fall apart before my very eyes. I wanted to cry real tears as I heard my Robby’s silky voice come forth from the hair ball that sat atop his shoulders. It looked like a walking talking, sparkle peen toting version of something my cat hacked up. The lips...gone. The jawline...hidden. Why, Rob? Why?

I closed my eyes and heard the words…Twittah updates, Facebook pages…ahhh yes…that’s my baby. But when I opend my eyes….WHAT THE HELL…close your eyes, close your eyes….bleach, bleach, I need to burn out the images of Rob looking like that.

I won't even comment on the clothes, because well, honestly, I never set my expectations very high when it comes to Rob's wardrobe choices. I have just come to prepare myself for his dumpster diver fashion flare.

But the face...now that's another story. As a money dropping, blog reading, career supporting fan...I EXPECT to see the panty dropper face during major appearances. On his own personal time, he can look however he wants, but in a scheduled public setting...that's fan time as far as I am concerned and I want my fangirl monies worth. Am I wrong, ladies?

But loving Rob, as I still do and always will, I am going to chalk this up to just getting a little to relaxed during his rare time off. I decided to put together a little guide for Rob to use for future appearances, just in case he needs a reminder of what he should or should not look like during NATIONAL TELEVISION APPEARANCES.

A little yummy scruff is good

Grizzly Adams is Bad

Visible Lip/Tongue Action is Good

Hiding those lucious smackers is bad

This is just wrong, Rob. It's just wrong. Are you using this beard to hide from papz and fans? Ok, I get that, but you could at least trim it to a neater, EVEN look. Are you suffering with a mega grunge gnarliness for your role in Bel Ami? Ok, I can live with that too but CLEAN AND BRUSHED goes a long way.

For whatever reason you feel it necessary to sport this nasty face bush right now, you could have at least compensated by wearing a nice pair of kickass peen revealing jeans, that hugged that ass you don't have. I could have handled that. But this...this...it's all fail. Total fail! Please come back Rob, please be this sexy smiling, hair fisting man again...

 

I really miss him!!

Always & Never ~ Edward Interview Chapter 11

 ALWAYS & NEVER

So, what do you think the chances are that Edward will walk in here all smiley and chipper today? Slim to none?? Yeah, that’s what I’m thinking too. *dramatic exhale*


I bought him a little gift, because not only did I promise him one on twitter last week, after he said so many sweet things about me and my sexy shoes, but I know he has just had a really fucked up week.

So, there is this little adult store near the office and they make these balloons things. Ya’ know the kind like you see on Valentine’s day, where they put the teddy bear inside the balloon? Well, this store has balloons shaped like cherries. They put the gift inside the balloon, so in order to get the gift out, the recipient has to “pop the cherry”. LMAO! I hope he isn’t too fucking emo to appreciate it. After all it’s filled with cinnamon lollipops and packs of Marlboro lights.


Krysti: Hi Sweety! So, the dance was…well…but the party…was…ummm…I bought you a gift. *holds the massive balloon towards him*



Edward: *eyes light up smirking* Thanks, Krys. This is about the best fucking thing that’s happened to me in a long time.


Krysti: You’re welcome. You said some very sweet things about me on twitter when last week and I just wanted to show you that I noticed.


Edward: *gets up walks around desk and hugs Krysti tightly, holding the embrace a bit longer than necessary, eventually retreats back to his chair and shrugs*


Krysti: *with a tender look on her face* That was really sweet, Edward, but if you needed a hug that bad, you could have just asked me.


Edward: *smiles timidly avoiding Krysti’s gaze*


Krysti: So, do you want to talk about any of the stuff that happened at the dance or the party?


Edward: *runs hands through hair nervously* I thought my job was just to answer questions


Krysti: Well, since you were being such a sweetheart, I was going to give you the option to tell me what you wanted to tell me without the spanish inquistion but…since you want to play it like that…How stupid did you feel when you saw the condoms taped to the car? Do you seriously think Bella would just stand there and let Riley take condoms from YOU so they could have sex?


Edward: *runs hands through hair nervously, scratching the back of his head* Fuck, Krys’ I never really took hat into consideration. I was too focused on Riley and what the fuck he was asking for. The only thing I could think of was HIS attention towards Bella and my need to protect her from them.



Krysti: Bella said her and Riley are going to DATE casually, how are you going to deal with that?


Edward: *licks lips, raises eyebrows* It’s going to be pretty fucking hard for her to date him at all, casually or not, when she never fucking leaves my side. *chuckles*


Krysti: So, do you have a specific plan to win her back or are you just going to wing or what?



Edward: *smirks* I really don’t have a plan per say. I really just need to get back to the fucking basics with Bella, the way we were when we used to spend twenty-four seven together. Talk is cheap, I need to shut my fucking my mouth already and just start showing her how I feel.


Krysti: And you aren’t worried at all about Riley? I have to tell you, when he was here last week… well, lets just say he is pretty smooth guy.


Edward: *purses lips, narrows eyes at Krysti* Fuck him. If you think he’s so fucking smooth, why don’t you just take him off Bella’s hands then? *smirks*


Krysti: Well, I just might. He has this little hair thing that he does the his hands and…well, on second thought, you do have that thing you do with your…well... umm *bites bottom lip* So, anyway, what if she shuts you do, Edward. Have you considered that possibility?


Edward: *licks lips, runs hands through hair, chuckles smugly* C’mon Krys, lets be honest here, I am Edward Cullen. I can guarantee even you wouldn’t turn me down when I turn it on.


Krysti: Hmm, I wouldn’t be so cocky, if I were you. From what I here, what you’re turning on might be “too little too late”. *shrugs*


Edward: *head falls forward looking at the ground, whispers* I know, I was just trying to give myself the confidence I need to try to earn her back. *shrugs*



Krysti: *sighs* You’re breaking my heart today kid. But I know you can do this. You will have to go all out though. It has to be you’re “A” game on steroids. Just don’t fuck it up because she isn’t going to keep forgiving you. *tosses him a letter opener* Here, until you can convince Bella to let you back in her pants, you can at least pop that cherry to get your gifts inside. *grins*



Edward: *smiles sheepishly* Krys’ you aren’t telling me anything I don’t already know. Thanks for this. *pulls letter open back, popping the balloon, licks lips, smirks* This may be the only cherry I’m popping for a while. *stands to leave*



Krysti: *walks around desk, puts hands on his sides of his face* Don’t give up. Be the best friend you can be and don’t forget to tell her that she’s beautiful. Girls like that. *reaches arms around his waist, hugging him* And feel free to come get hugs anytime you need them.


Edward: *squeezes Krysti tightly* Thanks, Krys’ I really fucking needed that.


See, I’m not a total hoor. I actually hugged him TWICE without trying to grope any pieces or parts. That kid just seriously rips my heart out when he gets all sensitive and emotional. I worry that he doesn’t realize how hard this might be. Edward Cullen has never had any real competition, at anything ever, especially when it comes to girls. But that damn Riley, he just so damn sweet. I have a feeling this could get sticky before it’s all over. Not that I am one to complain about hot, sticky men but I worry about where my sweet little Textward will land when the dust settles.

Don’t forget to let me know what you think. I know you’ve heard it a million times before, but I really do love getting your comments. I had 800 hits after the Riley interview but only 6 comments. *sad face* PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE let me know you stopped by!


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