Saturday, January 15, 2011

A Blessed Day with Much Rob Yumminess!



This has been a fabulous couple of days of Rob pics!
As if Rob holding a baby wasn't enough to send us into #OvaryExplosion as @Amanda1104 says

Then we got hot, dirty, roughed up and raw Rob as WFE Jacob...

Oh God!! The pants, the boots, the SEXPENDERS, the shirt, the jaw, the whole damn shabang!
RAWR! I have to admit, I squeeled like a twelve year old fangirl when I saw these pics today!


When I saw this pic, I immediately thought it looked like Rob was being arrested. If Dean was in a cop uniform or if that shirt said DEA or ATF across the front, it would really look like Rob was hanfcuffed and being taken downtown. Is it wrong that I got a little (or A LOT) excited at the though of this. #LoveTheBadBoyDammit


THEN... as if that wasn't enough these little gems popped up in my feed! HolyRobPicSpam!!!


I suddenly can't breathe! I think I'm hyperventillating!

And then this...

I swear this smirk could melt butter!


an one more for good measure...



And don't forget this little piece of "perfection" as @Bostongirl1212 described it!


A perfect description bestie!

I don't know about you, but days like today remind me why I stalk this poor boy like I do!

Hope you enjoyed all these yummy pics as much as I did!

I stole these pics from RPLIFE so go check out the rest of the gallery if you haven't seen them all!
You won't be sorry!

OH WAIT... before you go, let's all bow your head's in prayer...

Dear Lord,
Thank you for your beautiful creation that is Robert Pattinson.
Forgive us for the naughty thoughts and wanting to fornicate with him.
Thank you for letting him be at the Golden Globes tomorrow.
Please prevent anyone from convincing him to wear any ugly, funky colored suit.
Classic black would be much appreciated.
Please let him walk the red carpet and stop and do many interviews and take many pictures.
Amen!

...oh one more thing... Lord, if you have time and REALLY wanted to be nice to me for all the volunteer work I do for all those bratty, smelly,  teenage football players, you could make him look into the ENews camera and say "I love Krystih" (yes, as a matter of fact, I do believe in MIRACLES)!

Amen and Amen!!

 Special thanks to Robmusement for the awesome new banner! I love it!! If you aren't follwowing her on twitter you should be! She tweets the BEST ROBPORN!! Thanks again bb!




Friday, December 31, 2010

Happy New Year from An Unhealthy Addiction & The TwiMafia


Out with 2010 and in with 2011!

What would a New Year be without a list of New Year's Resolutions, right?

Here's what the TwiMafia is resolving to do in 2011...

@NextstopSF:
What are my resolutions? Well the new year doesn't change them much.... am old enough to know that you only keep them when you mean them and it doesn't take a New Year  to make them! I continue to want to be a better friend - better mother - better woman by being true to myself - not taking  shit I don't deserve and to know  the difference! I will continue to love Rob unconditionally and support him in the same manor .....oh and hope to pursue a more "fiftyshades" inspired sex life!! WOOT! Oh and on certain things ...I am sure I will remain relatively still in the closet and I am good with that....happy in there actually.... LOL!

@Bostongirl1212:
1. Finish A&N I PROMISE THIS WILL HAPPEN :) LOL
2. Not to hate on Rob so much this year.. ONLY IF he promises to always looks hot LIKE EDWARD FUCKING CULLEN HAWT and never grows a beard again :) LMAO!
3. TO SPEND at least a FEW days with my BESTIES (The Twimafia) and NOT only at my baby shower but AFTER when I can have a drink with my girls again!

@Amanda1104 said:
My 2011 New years resolution, will be... who r we kidding like we stick to these things anyways!  Diet, work out, quit smoking, sleep more, spend more time with family..... YA RIGHT! Lets make one that we will stick to, I'm gonna shop more to get the economy better, I'm gonna not flip off people behind there backs I'll have them turn around! LOL  Time to focus on the goods like sexy men and good liquor... LOL so lets kiss 2010 goodbye and open our arms and dry hump the hell out 2011 and give it our all! XOXOXO ~ Stoli~  

@PurpleBrina17:
My 2011 Resolutions...

1. To Live a healthier lifestyle Mentally, Emotionally, and Physically
2. Be happier (not sweat the shit that doesn't matter)
3. If Rob walks by me in a bar again ( I hope & pray this happens again) I will NOT be too DRUNK to talk to him!
4. Love myself MORE
5. Try more new things, you only live once, so go big or get out my way cause I am going BIG! :-)
Ok, I think that's it bestie! LOVE YOU & YOUR BLOG!
TwiMafia4LIFE!!!



And for MY New Year's Resolutions...
1. Send NextstopSF a can of lovely RED paint for her closet!
2. Go all BETA BITCH on Bostongirl's ass so she WILL finish Alway & Never
3. Buy LOTS of cute cupcake stuff for Bostongirl's new lil' cupcake that will be here in May!
4. Send Amanda1104 a self-help book on how to STICK TO YOUR GOALS!
5. Keep the Jager away from PurpleBrina17 when we're in the bar with Rob & remind her the EVERYONE LOVES HER!

I also resolve to have more moments like this...


Spend more time fantasizing about this...


and dream of a lot of this..


and maybe even pray for a little of this...
RAWR!!!
 

...and last but not least, maybe I will finish and post one of those damn fics I pretend to write...
 nah, probably not!



On a more serious note, as 2010 comes to end I would like to take a moment to thank all the people that do so much for me and this blog.

Thank you to @Robmusement for the awesome banners and avi's that you make for me and Bostongirl's fic, Always & Never. You truly give life to the story and to the blog! HUGS!!!

Thanks to @HungryVampire for always being there to help my techtarded ass figure out how to fix all the crap I screw up on this blog and for always making me smile. You are such a sweety!! KISSES!

Thank you to @RayneatTwilight for all the amazing videos you make. The birthday videos you made for all the TwiMafia were AWESOME!! And I can't wait to see the new one you're going to make for the blog!! Squee! Hugs & Luvs!

AND A HUGE THANKS TO ALL OF YOU that read and and follow this blog! You always make me laugh with your comments and it makes my heart flutter when that little hit counter climbs higher and higher!

And last but NEVER LEAST thank you to the TwiMafia for everything!!! You have truly made this one of the BEST years I've ever had. I'm so glad that you're all such a huge part of my life. Thank you for always leaving comments on the blog when no one else does and for always helping and supporting this dumb little blog. Hugs & kisses to you all!

What are your New Year's Resolutions???? Leave me some love in the comments below and tell us what you resolve to do in 2011!


Thursday, December 16, 2010

Rob Porn & A Festive New Banner

This post was originally supposed to be posted two weeks ago but then my laptop crashed and it never made it to post. So without further ado... a very belated thank you to @Robmusement for the awesome banner.... and on to the original post...



I needed to post something so I could show off the awesome new banner @Robmusement made for me! I really didn't have anything to blog about at the moment so you know my motto...

When all else fails...
POST ROB PORN!!!!

How about some flash back Holiday RobPorn Manips
from last Christmas to ring in the holiday!
by Unknown


by Unknown




by HungryVampire


by Unknown

Mmmm! I love me some Santa RobPorn! And let the holiday Season begin...
And remember
ONLY 7 SHOPPING DAYS LEFT!!

If you can tell me who made these PLEASE so so I can give credit where credit is do!!




Thursday, November 4, 2010

HAPPY BIRTHDAY STOLI!!!



This is a special birthday post for my Bestie Amanda1104 ...a.k.a. STOLI!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY STOLI!!!


Stoli, a few friends would like to wish you a Happy Birthday....


Video by RayneatTwilight






from Photoshopwhore



Love, The TwiMafia































 I hope you have a wonderful birthday bb!
Pour yourself a drink in that big ass glass, out your feet up and relax all day!
You deserve it!
I am so thankful that I am lucky enough to call you a bestie!
Hugs & Luvs!!
Krystih


Special thanks to RayneatTwilight for making that kickass video, to Robmusement for helping with the pictures and to everyone that sent birthday wishes to our awesome bestie, Amanda1104