Someone Please Tell Rob that the Bill Compton Look is BAD!

WTF??

Rob you are NOT Bill Compton!

STOP TRYING TO COPY HIS FAIL HAIR DO!

Why Rob?


Why you would ever want to mimic the look of the old geezer dude on True Blood is beyond me!


Why would you forsake the S.O.F. SEX HAIR to look like this nasty creeper?


We definitely know it isn't to get a little piece of Sookie cookie because we all know
YOU PREFER BRUNETTES TO BLONDS
(Woot! Woot! Total win for me and my choco brown tresses!)

B-Girl suggested that maybe you were trying to keep your options open

for a future spot on another popular vamp show, with all the recent Breaking Dawn back and forth.

I guess listing TWILIGHT on your resume, when applying for a Vamp TV gig,
would probably give you a slight edge in casting, huh?

Not too mention how incredibly sexy you probably look lying on a casting couch...RAWR!
 If I was a casting director, you'd defintiely be getting a call back! *unf*


But honestly, this look just ain't your thing babe!
So, please do us all a favor and show up in NY next week
looking like the lick-a-licious, Rob we all know and love and ruin expensive panties over!

Because seriously, I would take freshly finger fucked hair in frankenpants and an ugly, dirty, sweaty, borrowed plaid shirt over the Bill Compton, greasy forehead, Curly Q do in a tux, any day of the week!
(P.S. thank you @PurpleBrina17 for my favorite new Rob hair description "freshly finger fucked"! I love it!)



Incase you interested,
below is the real life story about my hubby how this Rob/Bill Compton hair fial post came to be.
I thought it was kind of funny!

I have to tell you that my hilarious hubby is really the one that pointed out that our beloved Rob resembled Bill Compton at the BAFTA's Sunday. I was sitting next to him on the couch, laptop in tow, scrolling through the BAFTA pics, practically in tears. Hubby, witnessing my obvious distress, leans over and says "Uh oh, which fanfic are you reading, Potward or OCDward?"

Yes, hubby really does know that Edward from How to Save a Life is Potward and Edward from High Anxiety is OCDward and that these are the two fanfics that always make me cry...Yes, he is an awesome hubby and actually pays attention to what I tell him...well 99% of the time anyway.

So, anywoo, I show him the pic of Rob with the greasy, flat, fail, hair do nightmare. Of course, hubby knows that I have a hair fetish sickness (which is odd since hubby's head is shaved as slick as a babies bottom) but anyway, he immediatley goes into consolation mode. With his arm around my shoulder, he pulled me into him. Speaking in a soft voice he says, "It's ok baby, rob is allowed to have bad hair days. It happens to everyone." Wiping the tear off my cheek he continues, "Sweety, it isn't that bad. He kind of looks like the Bill guy on True blood. Some girls like that, right?"

Immediately, I'm LMAO and had to call B-Girl back (you know we had already been on the phone all morning bitching and whining about the hair fuckery) to tell her that hubby actually said Rob looked like Bill from True Blood. I'm not sure what part was funnier...the fact that my hubby consoled me through a Rob hair fetish breakdown or the fact that he knew comparing rob to Bill was the most laughable thing on the planet...because we all know Rob is soooo much hotter than Bill...even with fucked up hair! My hubby is awesome!