Someone Please Tell Rob that the Bill Compton Look is BAD!

WTF??

Rob you are NOT Bill Compton!

STOP TRYING TO COPY HIS FAIL HAIR DO!

Why Rob?


Why you would ever want to mimic the look of the old geezer dude on True Blood is beyond me!


Why would you forsake the S.O.F. SEX HAIR to look like this nasty creeper?


We definitely know it isn't to get a little piece of Sookie cookie because we all know
YOU PREFER BRUNETTES TO BLONDS
(Woot! Woot! Total win for me and my choco brown tresses!)

B-Girl suggested that maybe you were trying to keep your options open

for a future spot on another popular vamp show, with all the recent Breaking Dawn back and forth.

I guess listing TWILIGHT on your resume, when applying for a Vamp TV gig,
would probably give you a slight edge in casting, huh?

Not too mention how incredibly sexy you probably look lying on a casting couch...RAWR!
 If I was a casting director, you'd defintiely be getting a call back! *unf*


But honestly, this look just ain't your thing babe!
So, please do us all a favor and show up in NY next week
looking like the lick-a-licious, Rob we all know and love and ruin expensive panties over!

Because seriously, I would take freshly finger fucked hair in frankenpants and an ugly, dirty, sweaty, borrowed plaid shirt over the Bill Compton, greasy forehead, Curly Q do in a tux, any day of the week!
(P.S. thank you @PurpleBrina17 for my favorite new Rob hair description "freshly finger fucked"! I love it!)



Incase you interested,
below is the real life story about my hubby how this Rob/Bill Compton hair fial post came to be.
I thought it was kind of funny!

I have to tell you that my hilarious hubby is really the one that pointed out that our beloved Rob resembled Bill Compton at the BAFTA's Sunday. I was sitting next to him on the couch, laptop in tow, scrolling through the BAFTA pics, practically in tears. Hubby, witnessing my obvious distress, leans over and says "Uh oh, which fanfic are you reading, Potward or OCDward?"

Yes, hubby really does know that Edward from How to Save a Life is Potward and Edward from High Anxiety is OCDward and that these are the two fanfics that always make me cry...Yes, he is an awesome hubby and actually pays attention to what I tell him...well 99% of the time anyway.

So, anywoo, I show him the pic of Rob with the greasy, flat, fail, hair do nightmare. Of course, hubby knows that I have a hair fetish sickness (which is odd since hubby's head is shaved as slick as a babies bottom) but anyway, he immediatley goes into consolation mode. With his arm around my shoulder, he pulled me into him. Speaking in a soft voice he says, "It's ok baby, rob is allowed to have bad hair days. It happens to everyone." Wiping the tear off my cheek he continues, "Sweety, it isn't that bad. He kind of looks like the Bill guy on True blood. Some girls like that, right?"

Immediately, I'm LMAO and had to call B-Girl back (you know we had already been on the phone all morning bitching and whining about the hair fuckery) to tell her that hubby actually said Rob looked like Bill from True Blood. I'm not sure what part was funnier...the fact that my hubby consoled me through a Rob hair fetish breakdown or the fact that he knew comparing rob to Bill was the most laughable thing on the planet...because we all know Rob is soooo much hotter than Bill...even with fucked up hair! My hubby is awesome!

B-A-F-T-A Spells HAIR FAIL!

If you follow this blog AT ALL, you know that I am a total

Rob/Edward hair hoor and that I have a very serious, admitted hair fetish.

If you know me, even a little bit, you know that I am in a full blown hair-gate freak out right now. WTF was that nasty greasy, alfalfa, curly thing stuck to his greasy forehead , hair do, FUCKERY!? This is unacceptable. This is NOT SOF (sex on fire)!

This was a TUX event Rob…don’t you know that T-U-X spells SEX ON FIRE??

WTH is wrong with you?

We go through months and months looking at you dressed like a damn hobo. You wear dirty frankenpants, and holey Stoli shirts, and broken down Nike’s but as robessed freaks, we deal with it and love you anyway. We accept it and wait patiently for the moments, few and far between, when you go to an awards show or premiers and have to put on a suit.

THIS WAS ONE OF THOSE OCCASIONS…and what do you do???

You show up looking like NERDWARD! WTF??

Honestly Rob, I am sick and tired of waiting anxiously in front of my damn laptop, for hours on end, to catch a quick glimpse of you, only to get this! C’mon…throw a girl a bone already!

I am just over it. Honestly, what the hell is your problem?

Do you remember when he used to show up at events looking all yummy, with sex hair, and that little glimmer in his eye, with that panty dropper smirk? Do you remember Sex Drive, Rome Rob, Cannes Rob?

Is my love CONDITIONAL you ask…HELL YEAH!

I don’t know you personally, so your looks are all I have. I believe that at least half of what you say in interviews is either scripted, or total bullshit that you’re is expected to say, or total bullshit that you say to get us riled up. So, as much as I love to see you in interviews (mostly to hear your voice), I still can’t say that I know you. So, yeah, the looks, the HAIR, the jaw, the smirk, the lips, the tongue…THAT’S IT baby!

The way I see it, I spend hundreds of hours and thousands of dollars to support you and everything cotton pickin’ thing you do. I buy multiple movie tickets and dvd’s of movies that I don’t even care to see only because you are in it. I buy the mags your in, I even write a damn blog about you. And what do you do to repay me? You show up with your hair shellacked like some 1950’s George McFly wanna’ be! Hello….McFlyyyyy!!!!!

Well, I find it unacceptable and to show how mad I am I am boycotting you, Rob. How long you ask? Well, I don’t know…probably just until tomorrow, but still…I’m mad right now and I am pouting about it. I even changed my twitter avi to Kellan so THERE!

Remember Me Trailer Day

Today is an Unofficial Remember Me Trailer Day

Please post Remeber Me trailer on your blog, website, twitter, myspace and facebook accounts to show your support for Rob and the movie.

You have no idea how much I wish I was Emile De Ravin!!

Source: ROBSESSED BLOG

Always & Never Chapter 13 Edward Interview

Always Silver ~ Never Black

It’s been a pretty busy week for Edward. In between going car shopping with Bella and shoe shopping with me *naughty grin*, he had to take care of B-Girl who has been sick for days. He spent days with her, nursing her back to health. He is such a sweetheart …and incidentally, a really, really, talented shoe shopper *closes eyes and bites bottom lip*

After all his selfless acts this week, I guess I should give the poor guy a break and not torture him unnecessarily but…*lifts foot, swiveling it from side to side, admiring the sexy, red Christian Dior FMP, with the beautiful silver rose detailing up the heel*…like I said, he is a incredibly amazing shoe shopper. RAWR!

Krysti: *gasps in shock when she looks up to find Edward standing in the doorway leaning against the frame watching her* Uh…hello. How long have you been standing there? *grins, slightly embarrassed*

Edward: *licks lips, wags eyebrows* Long enough, Krys’


Krysti: *tucking her feet safely under desk* I think you need to start wearing those swishy pants when you come in for your interviews. The ones that you play basketball in, so I can hear you coming…*and so I can get more peeks at the happy trail, giggles devilishly* So, what’s new, Sweety? 


Edward: *sits down in the chair, raking both hands through his hair* A lot of fucking shit happened this week. Where do you want to start?


Krysti: *Raises her eyebrow* You seem a bit tense today. I thought things were going a better for you this week. I heard the car shopping with Bella went well. Is that right?


Edward: *smirks* The car shopping went fan-fucking-tastic. It felt really good that Bella took my advice. You know I’m trying really hard here, Krys’. I’m doing everything I can here to try to win her back. It felt really fucking great to finally spend some time alone with her.


Krysti: Weren’t you all supposed to do the car shopping thing together as a group? What do you think everyone is going to say when they find out that the two of you went, alone.


Edward: *cocks eyebrow* You mean what the fuck do I think Riley is going to say about it?


Krysti: *grins* That exactly what I’m asking. Don’t you think he is going to be a little pissed for being left out?


Edward: *tightens jaw, clenches fists* I really don’t give a fuck what he thinks and certainly don’t give a fuck how he feels *shrugs* If he has something to say about it, he better take it up with me and not Bella, because that will be his last fucking mistake. I can guarantee you that.

Krysti: *grins* Down boy. You’re so cute when you get all protective and confrontational. *shakes head* Ok, let’s move on. Let’s talk about…Lauren. *quirks eyebrow* Did you seriously go out with her Friday? Well, I heard you were in pretty early so is it safe to assume it was just a quick cum and go or what?


Edward: *narrows eyes at Krysti* Real fucking funny, Krys’. *rubs both hands over face roughly* That night really fucking sucked. I had to apologize to her about the party. I feel really fucking sorry for the girl. She’s going through a lot of shit with Tyler.


Krysti: *crosses arms* I’m kind of surprised that you didn’t go bowling with everyone, just to keep and eye on Bella and to make sure Riley didn’t try to anything.


Edward: *closes eyes briefly, bites bottom lip* I just can’t Krys’. I just can’t sit there and watch her be with him. You’ve seen how hard I’ve been struggling to keep JMF at bay. I’ve been slipping up a lot and I just don’t know if I can control myself. *smiles sadly*


Krysti: *pouts bottom lip* I know baby. I know. *takes a deep breath* So, where do we go from here? Now that the car thing is done, what’s next? Do you have anything up your sleeve?


Edward: *smirks* Of course I do, Krys’. I always fucking do.


Krysti: *smiles wide* Oh, I almost forgot to ask you about the chick at the car dealership. Were you really trying to dazzle her with your smile, as Bella put it?


Edward: *rolls eyes, sighs* Not this shit again, Krys’. I think I made it pretty fucking clear to her that I wasn’t interested. I really don’t understand what the fuck Bella meant by dazzling. I was only trying to be polite. *smiles*


Krysti: *points at him* That! That is exactly what Bella is talking about. You can try to lie and say you don’t do that shit on purpose, but that panty dropper smile doesn’t happen by accident. *laughs, gets up and walks to front of desk* Speaking of panty droppers, what do you think of my new shoes?


Edward: *stands up, licks lips, adjusts self* Now those *points at shoes* those are fucking hot. But they would look better right here *taps shoulders* I gotta’ go B-Girl is still fucking sick.


Krysti: *laughs, shaking head* Wow, way to get a girl going and leave her hangin’. *frown with a loud sigh* Well, if you can get her to pass out on Nyquil, you know where to find me. *leans back her desk, sliding her foot up the side of his calf* I’d hate to let these shoes go to waste today.


Edward: *Stares at Krysti’s shoes, bites lip, shakes head* Fuck Krys’, I really gotta’ get the fuck out of here. If it wasn’t for B-Girl being sick…*adjusts self* Krys’ you’re going to get me in trouble, again. I gotta’ leave…NOW! *turns to leave*


Krysti: *grins shrugging* Ok, but like I said…you know where to find me. *giggles*

*pulls out phone, snaps picture of her shoes* I think I just might have to send a couple texts of my own tonight. *laughs, letting head fall back on her neck* Damn, I'm so evil.

Ugh, what is wrong with me? I don’t know what it is about that boy that makes me act like a sex crazed maniac. No, that’s a lie. I know exactly what it is. *grins, shakes head, biting bottom lip* Yeah, that will be my little secret though. I don’t any of the rest of your hoors trying to any harder to get in his pants than you already are. LOL!! Sorry, but I’m an only child. I don’t share well.


A few special shoutouts today…first to the fabulous ROBMUSEMENT for the gorgeous banners. She has an awesome blog. Please go check it out and leave her some love. Make sure you go check her steamy one shots too. “The Waiting Game” , “Just for You” and “Telling the Truth” 


I would also like to send a HAPPY BIRTHDAY shout out to @HungryVampire who is not only a great friend but also the woman that saves me and my blog from the techtardness that I am cursed with. Thank you so much sweety for all that you do and for always being you! Go check out her blog A HungryVampire and give her some birthday love.


Speaking of love, don't forgot to leave me some too! Anything you want me to ask Edward? Any suggestions for the interviews or for the blog? Let me know what you think!

HUGS & LOVES ~K

Robmusement made two banners this week.

They were both so good, we couldn't let either one go unused!