Top 100 Things You Want to Ask Rob Pattinson....BUT SHOULDN'T!

This is Unhealthy Addiction Blog’s 100th POST!

Can you believe it? 100 posts about basically nothing but obsessing over Rob, a little Kellan Anaconda worship, a bit of Twilight and
a WHOLE LOT of Fanfiction in the form of JMF from Always & Never…

Damn I love JMF!

(P.S. For those of you still waiting for the post chapter interview...it will be posted soon...RL is a hoor)

Anywooo… to celebrate out 100th post a few friends and I came up with a list of…

100 Things you want to ask Rob…BUT SHOULDN’T!
Some of these questions are from the besties & some awesome twitter buddies!
Their names appear next to the questions they want to ask Rob!

Here goes........

100. Are you a Robsten or a Nonsten?

99. Please bite me?

98. Can I bite you? (PurpleBrina)

97. Can I touch your hair, please?

96. Wanna’ exchange PIN’s so we can BBM?

95. Can you introduce me to Kellan? (Bostongirl & Krystih)

94. Who would you rather sleep with Nikki or Kristen...or both?

93. Who do you think is behind HappyFeet90s on Twitter? Nikki or Michael?

92. I’d be willing to help you set up a Twitter account… if you want to?

91. Do you know your shirt is buttoned crooked? 

90. Will you please talk like Edward? (PurpleBrina)

89. What’s your favorite sex position? Wanna’ show it to me?

88. Is your sex on fire, Rob? (Bostongirl)

87. You know Rob, my lips won’t kiss themselves. (Bostongirl)

86. Can you just give me an approximate size…in inches or centimeters, either is fine?

85. Why don’t we cut the chit chat and you just show me where your dick is at?

84. Do these look real to you?  (Bostongirl)

83. Who’s better in bed, your agent Stephanie or Kristen? (Bostongirl)

(we all know you hit that, Rob. It's ok...you were young. New to Hollywood, sleeping on her...couch! We get it. It happens!)

82. Can I at least get a fake phone number? Please?

81. Hi, I’m Ms. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?

80. Is Kristen as bitchy as she comes across to the public? (Aredi)

79. Do you want to just want to go ahead and sleep with me...

because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway.

78. You want me don’t you? I can smell it. (Bostongirl)

77. Hi! I’m new in town can you give me directions to your apartment? (Bostongirl)

76. OMG! Did you know that out of all the people I stalk, you are the nicest?

75. Which LAYdy from the Twi-cast is you favorite? Nikki, Ashley, Stewy...or Anna? (Aredi)

74. Didn’t I see you in GQ? (Bostongirl)

73. Why are you going when you should be coming... again and again and again...all night long?

72. Kiss if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Kellan? (Bostongirl)

71. I’m not feeling myself today. Can I feel you? (Bostongirl)

more inappropriateness after the jump....

Rob Pattinson on Jimmy Kimmel Tonight

My bestie Brina and her BFF were two of the lucky 750 hoors that got those last minute tix to the outdoor Jimmy Kimmel Event!

Here are the tweets and pics she has sent so far...until Twitter Fail Whale popped up anyway!

@PurpleBrina17 The WHOLE FREAKING CAST IS HERE!!!! #JimmyKimmel

 @PurpleBrina17 I am in!!!! http://tweetphoto.com/27291534 

 

@PurpleBrina17 Rob is wearing a dark suit with a white shirt under it! Kstew is in a purple skintight dress black heels! Taylor is in dark suit! #JimmyKimmel

@PurpleBrina17 When Jimmy Ask then for a onscreen kiss, Kstew pushed Rob and Taylor's Head together! LMAOO #JimmyKimmel

@PurpleBrina17 So far we have seen a few clips of the movie! And a lot jokes with the cast about the dolls have no "boy parts" Jimmy said he keeps Jacob doll in his pants #jimmykimmel

She got Tay Tay's autograph!

She got Liz Reaser's

MORE PICS TO COME AS SOON AS SHE GETS HOME AND CHARGES THE BLACKBERRY!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROB PATTINSON!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROBERT PATTINSON!

23 DAYS AGO

I gave you a list of items that I thought youd be great bday gift ideas for our darling birthday boy!

At the end of that post, I sent out a call to my readers and theTweeter babes

asking them what they would buy Rob for his 24th birthday

 if you could buy him anything in the world!

My awesome readers answered the call and here's what you said you would buy him!

Bouncy72 said:

I just thought with this Knitted Willie Warmer,

it would keep the goods warm & he wouldn't have to worry about shrinkage

when the weather is FREEZING!

P.S. How unfair is it of u to say no sexual favors!

 I'm sure I could give him a day of total enjoyment.

FashionistaJR said:

  I'd give him a BMW M3 Convertible. Then I'd be the passenger in it

and take him to his bday dinner!

 2Fantabulous said:

The Naughty Gift!

I would buy him a Vegas lapdance & a really good fuck

so he can finally forget about & dump K-Stew

The Nice Gift:

I'd buy Rob Pattz a new movie prod co or just buyout Scummit

so that the actors get the treatment & credit they deserve.

 A new movie production company will be able to properly create BD.

Closet Kitty Said:

Well I think a 'personal dresser' would be the perfect gift-(stylist is too fancy of a term for our Rob).

 It is the gift that keeps on GIVING!

I would promise to dress him and maintain his hobolicious style guaranteeing no mishaps (like the nightmare that was the BAFTA award show. Because the 'just fucked hair' is an essential part of any hobolicious look- and that BFTA hair was not fucking it!

For a year- I would also provide a memorable 'dressing experience' with each outfit.
 It will require a lot of sacrifice on my part and my families, but I am willing take one for Team Closet Kitty!! (Squeal - a new meaning to the term closet kitty-score)
ALL in the name of… it is better to give than receive......

And of course if it works out, I am sure I could work it out to repeat the gift for the 25th bday!
Again all in the name of, better to give ....

LaughingTwiGirl Said:

A DAY OFF!

Lame...I know...But he needs it! LOL!!

MORE AFTER THE JUMP....

Summit's Not So Sneaky Smoke & Mirrors??

Thanks for the pic MTV

A new official Edward and Bella Still and a note to fans from BILL CONDON, the recently announced director of Breaking Dawn....



ALL IN THE SAME DAY?


Why would Summit be so generous and giving… today of all days?


Is it Christmas, Valentines Day, Canada Boxing Day?


NO? Are you sure??

Should I show you my shocked face???


After weeks of little to nothing in the way of Eclipse yummies…ok, ok they gave us a trailer last week but HELLO… compared to the goodies we were given throughout the filming/production process of New Moon – they basically went from feeding us Filet Mignon to nothing but Tofu… granted we can survive on that but they know we will never be truly satisfied
(hehehe sorry I couldn’t resist…feel free to throw rotten tomatoes)


I don’t know about you but I smell something STANKY…and it’s not the rotten produce!


Anyone else think Summit pulled a little smoke and mirrors, slide of hand today?
(*Alice voice* Mirrors, mirrors a room full of mirrors!!!)


Those (not so) sneaky devils gave us GOODIES with the left hand while sweeping RUMORS of turmoil on the set, under the rug with the right?


Twitter, Facebook and internet message boards have been buzzing with rumors about everything from the Sparkly One walking off the set yesterday, to problems on the Isle of Robsten, to David just being a plain, old, little, bald meany!


True, you ask??? 

I HAVE NO FRICKIN' CLUE...YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS MINE!
(well unless you have some sort of good insider knowledge, then your guess is probably much better than mine, in which case my email address is unhealthyaddict@gmail.com ... I need a good "Deep Throat"...it will be our little secret)


All I know is… Rob’s been in The 'Couve…aka Edward Territory for three days now and
I still haven't seen one strand of EDWARD SEX HAIR or the BABY BUTT SMOOTH JAW!
This is total fuckery…get your shit together Summit… this hair hoor NEEDS to see some of the fuckhawt Edward Cullen sex hair…ASAP!

Here’s the link to the Bill Condon message incase you live under a rock and haven’t read it yet:
The Twilight Saga: A note to fans from Bill Condon
He sounds pretty sincere…hope Summit doesn’t corrupt his sense of GIVING TO THE FANS…We’ll see!

What do you think? Leave me some...uhm...Love? Flames? Rants? It's hard to tell today! *mwah*