Saturday, September 10, 2011

Our Ode to Fifty Shades

Fifty Shades
What a man... What a man... What a mighty good man!

We are so excited that @E_L_James (a.k.a. @SQicedragon) will be releasing her new book,
 Fifty Shades Darker, on September 15. We are counting down the days, as I'm sure you are too.

It is the second book in the Fifty ShadesTrilogy.
We loved Fifty the first time around but the second time is even hotter.
If you don't love Fiftey already, let us share a few of our favorite reasons to fall in love with him.  

Bostongirl: Who can say no to Fifty in his "Red Room" jeans.
I don't think I could turn down any propostion he threw at me if he's wearing those jeans.

Krysti: Every time I see this picture of Fifty in his jeans, all I can think of is the theme song from True Blood... "I wanna' do real bad things with you..."

Bostongirl: Very bad things... kinkery fuckery and all that.

Krysti: I'm not into being punished but I wouldn't turn down a kinky spanking from Fifty.

Bostongirl: Screw that, Krys, I want to be punished. Fifty, I've been a bad, bad girl. Punish me! Please!

Bostongirl: Holy hell, Fifty 's got a dirty mouth. It makes my vjay-jay smile... holy shit, wider???? Just how big is he? *faints*

Krysti: Girlfriend, his dirty mouth makes my vjay-jay cry... weep actually. *mishevious grin*

Bostongirl: *dies laughing* TMI, Krys, T.M.I

Bostongirl: Yes, Fifty I do think you should fuck me on it... on the hood, on the trunk, on the roof, on the back seat, on the front seat, and under it, and beside it, and behind it...

Krysti: Ok, ok, I think he gets the message. Geez! *whispers* Hey Fifty, lose the crazy girl *nods to Bostongirl* and then you and i can test the stability of the hood on your Audi.

Bostongirl heard this song in her car the other day and just knew we had to rewrite it for Fifty.
So here it is ladies, our Ode to Fifty Shades.

Ode to Fifty Shades

What a man, what a man, what a man, What a mighty good man
Yes he is…
What a Dom, what a Dom, what a Dom. what a mighty good Dom

I wanna take a minute or two, and give much respect due
To the man that's made a difference in my world
And although most men are ho's, he keeps his Sub’s on the down low
And if you ask him if he dates, his answer is no
But I don't sweat it because it's just pathetic
For me to get involved in that Irina and Lauren shit
I know that he ain’t perfect, I give props to those who deserve it
And believe me y'all, he's worth it
So here's to the red room cuz we got through the vanilla

I finally found somebody that can make me submit
Fifty, you’re so kinky
I think I want you to spank me

What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man
Yes he is…
What a Dom, what a Dom, what a Dom, what a mighty good Dom

My man is smooth with a flogger, and his palm gets twitchy’, if you make him chase.
A body like Lutz with Pattinson’s face
He's smart like a doctor that’s why his company is a hit
But when he’s at home he wants me to submit
He’s always got a gift for me every time I see him
My favorite was the silver balls, holy hell nothing else could evah beat em’
He never made me sign the contract yet
But he gives me orgasms that I'll never forget
He keeps me on cloud nine just with his lips
He's not a fake wannabe and he’s good with a whip
He dresses like a GQ CEO daily, but in his Red Room jeans
He's a God-sent original, the man of my dreams

He finally said he loves me, never says he loves me not
Ties me up like a pro and teases me in all the right spots
My boss came onto me and got really crass
I kicked him in the balls and then Fifty kicked his ass.
Fifty is the man, and he's got the right potion
He spanks me good and then rubs me down with lotion
Yeah, the ritual, highway to heaven
He makes me count the swats … nine… ten… eleven
Even though it's me that he's always choosin'
My smart mouth gets me in trouble, and I know my ass is headin' for a bruisin’
Even when we’re playing he keeps my safety in mind
Which means a lot to me cuz a good Dom is hard to find

What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man
Yes, he is…
What a Dom, what a Dom, what a Dom, what a mighty good Dom

My man gives kinky fuckery lovin' that's why I call him Killer
He's not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, he's a thriller
He takes his time and does everything right
Handcuffs and nipple clamps just to start off the night
He's a real smooth lover, never in a rush
And he gives me goose pimples with every single touch
He tries to give me more anytime he can
Secure in his manhood cuz he's a real man
A glider and a flyer, he loves to take Echo Charlie out
He might be 50 shades of fucked up but that's not all he’s about
Every time I need him, he always got my back
Never disrespectful cuz Irena taught him that

What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man
Yes he is…
What a Dom, what a Dom, what a Dom, what a mighty good Dom

Thanks for letting us share a few reasons we love Fifty Shades, we know there are a million more so leave us a comment below and tell us your favorite reasons for loving him. 

And if you haven't already, make sure you click this link to reserve your copy of Fifty Shades Darker.


Manips by MelbieToast were found on the website other manips are by unknown creators. Would love to give them credit if you know who they are.  

P.S. Bostongirl's birthday just happens to be September 30. Soooo... if someone just happened to want to send her an authographed copy of this book, she would be thrilled! *wink* Just sayin' :)