Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Always & Never Edward Post Interview Chapter 9

Well, I guess you all heard that there was a little…incident during the last interview I did with Edward, or should I say JMF. I wish I could tell you all about it *tries to hide mischievous smirk* but in order to keep my position as B-Girls beta, JMF and I had to agree to never discuss the “incident” ever again. There was even legal fucking documents drawn up that I had to sign.
I basically had to agree to conduct myself in a professional manner while I do these post chapter interviews. I will do my best but good fucking luck with that because I know JMF will do something to send me over the edge. He is just a bad boy like that.

B-Girl just sent me a text to tell me that Edward is on his way to my office. I can’t believe she is letting him come in here un-chaperoned. I thought for sure her ass would hover over us through every interview from now on. But honestly, I think she has my office bugged. It was kind of funny how she just happened to bust into my office just as we started to…*clears throat and sits a little taller in her chair*

Krysti: *in her business voice* Hello Edward. Please come in and a have a seat.

Edward: *smirks, pulling lollipop out of mouth* Gotcha’! *winks*

Krysti: *attempting to keep things light* How did the college visits go?

Edward: *runs fingers through hair* They went good, even though my dad’s forcing Harvard down my throat. But we all know how stubborn I can be. I hope Dartmouth is prepared for me.
Krysti: *swallows hard trying not to think of Edward forcing something down her throat* Ahem…ahem…*begins coughing and choking*

Edward: *cocks an eyebrow* Everything ok over there, Krys’? *smirks*
Krysti: *closes eyes and nods quickly* Yes, fine. So, umm you were pretty shocked to see Bella at school I take it?

Edward: *clenches jaw* Shocked? I think we both know I was more than fucking shocked, Krys’. *pulls out a cigarette*

Krysti: *watching him put the cigarette to his lips she licks her own* Were you upset that
Emmett and Alice didn’t tell you that Bella was home?

Edward: *holds cigarette with his lips while raking both hand through his hair* I wasn’t mad about that. I understand that Bella wanted it to be a surprise. What really fucking pissed me off is that one of them set her up with Riley. Both of them should have fucking known better.

Krysti: *trying to look away from his hair* But Edward, she had to go to the dance with someone. It’s a couples theme, right? You wouldn’t want her to be left out and last I heard, you were taking that skanky bitch Lauren?
Edward: *clenches teeth* I didn’t fucking know Bella was going to be back in town. The only reason I fucking asked Lauren is because of what happened with Bella. We all fucking know that Krys’. I fucking offered to drop that bitch for Bella, but Bella fucking turned me down.

Krysti: *shakes her head* Edward, need to realize that Bella isn’t going to be satisfied with just being treated as a friend. She is a woman with needs. You can’t be shocked that she is looking for someone to meet them. After all, I’m pretty sure your needs are being met *blushes while biting her bottom lip*

Edward: *leaps up, slams fist on desk glaring at Krysti* Bella needs me. Bella is mine! Any needs that she wants to have met will be met by me. Do you fucking understand me? I don’t want to fucking hear about anyone else meeting any of her fucking needs. Is that clear? Bella is mine!
Krysti: *startled, jumps slightly in her chair* Edward! *stands up to leaning across desk to meet his glare* Don’t you get your fucking panties in a wad with me. *points finger in his chest* If you want her to be yours you better do something about it. Because from where I sit, it looks like Riley is sure working on it. Face it Edward, you aren’t acting like prince fucking charming right now. She isn’t going to wait for you to ride up on your white fucking horse or should I say drive up in your silver Volvo and sweep her off her feet. Believe me when I tell you, if Riley rides up on a UNICORN, you’ll be shit out of luck, no matter how many fucking Volvo rides you try to offer her later. *raises her eyebrow and shrugs at him*

Edward: *frowns eyebrows* Don’t you think I know that. I’m fucking working on it, Krysti. I just need a little more time to figure out how to talk to Bella about it. She isn’t exactly fucking happy with me right now. *raises questioning eyebrow* What the fuck does unicorns have to with any of this?

Krysti: *takes a deep breath* Oh, sweety, unicorns have everything to do with this. You really need to make a decision here, Edward. Either you’re going to have to tell her or let her go. You can’t keep beating around the bush with her. You have to tell her how you feel before she finds someone else to complete her fairy tale. Now, Edward. You can’t keep putting this off. Go now…I mean it…go do it…get out!

Edward: *expression softening, offers Krysti a shy smile* Ok, Krysti. I guess I’ll go if that’s what you really want. *smirks and licks lips* *Krysti holds her hand up pointing at the door* I guess you took all B-Girl’s legal shit pretty serious. You didn’t even fucking wear the new shoes Santa brought you. *Krysti's eyes widen* Yup, I checked. *Krysti shakes her head at him* I know, I know. I’m going. *turns and walks out the door, pulls out phone to text Bgirl*

B-Girl: Krysti keeps talking about fucking unicorns. What's the deal with the unicorns? ~E

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Saturday, December 26, 2009

Good-Bye to Tattward Santa...

Thanks to @HungryVampire for this pic, to @Twifanfic for the Tattward on my banner and to @Robmusement for making that banner and the Tattward from the avi that was on my twitter!

I'm sad to say that it's time to say adios to my beautiful Tattward Santa.
So long, Tattward. Although you will not be present for my daily viewing, you will still be available for my private enjoyment and possibly printed and placed under my pillow!

So, did you have a nice Christmas? I had a wonderful Christmas! Santa (a.k.a. my sexy hubby), bought me a new laptop! YAY! Hopefully, the old days of freezing up and not having more more than one window open at a time, are over! Thank you, hubby! You are the best! Oh and BTW, the Christmas lovin' while the kids were away was HOT too! *winks* (LOL...was that TMI)

So, what did you get for Christmas? From the sounds of it none of us found this under the tree....

or this...

or even this....

*SIGH* Well, every year there is at least one HARD to find item that everyone wants and only a few actually get! 'So, I guess Rob was that "hard to find toy" this year, because I know a hell-of-alotta bitches that asked for his Royal Sexiness to be under their tree with a bow on his little tight ass and we all walked away disappointed. *sad face* WTF Santa...you fat jolly bastard!

So...who's tree do you think Rob ended up under? Rumor has it that he went home for the Holidays but there are no pics! Hmm?? Did he stay in LA? Is he with 'what's her face'? I even heard a rumor that she was spotted at the airport this week, which fueled another rumor saying she went to London to spend the Holidays with HIS parents. WHAT DO YOU THINK?? Leave me a comment and tell me what, where, how, when or WHO Rob did for Christmas....or you can even tell me what you WISHED he would have done! LMAO!! I would love to tell you what I wished for but it's illegal in thirteen states so I better just keep that little fantasy to myself!

P.S. A little birdy told me that we might see an Always & Never update on Monday or Tuesday!Woohoo! I don't know about you guys but I can't wait to see what happens next AND who Bella's date for the dance will be!!! Eeeks!

ROB PICS: I would love to give credit to the talented people that made the sexy Rob Xmas pics. If you know who made them please let me know so I can give credit where credit is due! Thanks!

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Always & Never Chapter 8 ~ Edward's Post Interview

Always Naughty ~ Never Nice 

Monday Dec. 14, 2009 9:02pm

OH. MY. GOD. *leans back in her chair, fanning her face with her hand while panting heavily*

I…uhh...just….uhh…need…a …moment…to….uhh…catch….my…breath. That was some seriously hot fantasizing. Wow!! If I could fantasize myself into an orgasm that fucking good…I would check the hell out of reality right fucking now! Hot damn!!

I’m not totally sure that I’m going to get through this interview without flying across this desk, clutching my fists into his beautiful fucking hair and taking him right here on the floor of my office. The only thing working in my favor is the fact that I am afraid to uncross my legs at the moment, for fear that flames might shoot across the room. Lord knows the panties are already MELTED! Did I mention how fucking hot that chapter was…UNF!!!

Oh shit, he’s here. I can smell that cinnamon lollipop coming down the hall. It smells so damn sweet, and hot, and sticky, and lickable…OMG…I’m not going to get through this fucking interview…FML! *Ok, Krysti just make a joke of it…make fun of him, that will work, right? He will be pissed but it will help you not think sexy thoughts. Just don’t think about his long fingers being wrapped around that big, hard, throbbing...*

9:08 p.m.

Krysti: *gasps, being pulled out of her naughty thoughts as he walks through the door, she takes a deep breath while plastering a wide grin on her face* Well, hello my little self lovin' sexy man …How are your eyes today, baby? You aren’t suffering any type of vision issues or blindness of any kind, are you? Having any carpel tunnel or tennis elbow issues? *fights to stop herself from thinking of him rubbing his thumb around the head of his…omg…stop it*

Edward: *Rolls lollipop around mouth with tongue, raises eyebrow at Krysti, before sitting down* What the fuck are you talking about, Krysti? Are you ok today? *pulls out phone, sends B-Girl a Text* (B-Girl...WHAT.THE.FUCK? You told her about that shit? I fucking trusted you. That was private! Son of a bitch! We need to talk after this! E.)

Krysti: So, that sexy little angel pic really got you going, huh? I’m a bit surprised that you thought Bella might have a hidden agenda though, Edward? After all, she didn’t volunteer the pic. You asked her for the pic. Maybe she is just having new experiences in AZ that are making her more comfortable with her…naughty side? *shrugs her shoulders feigning indifference while trying to stop herself from thinking about his tongue and how warm it would feel in my…oh shit…don’t go there Krysti*

9:15 pm

Edward: *Pulls out lollipop and licks lips, Runs hand through hair, leans forward* Krysti, Bella had to know that fuckin’ little 'get up' was fucking hot. *reaches down to adjust himself and smirks at Krysti* When I asked for the picture, I never fuckin’ thought she would be wearing something like that! As for her “experiences” in AZ, I don’t know what the fuck is going on down there. *Runs hand through hair nervously* And to be honest, I don’t know if I could handle finding out…I just can’t*shakes head*Fuck, I just don’t know how I would react. I really might fucking lose control for good…and that…that could be a bad thing. *pops lollipop back in mouth*

Krysti: *eyes dart between lollipop and recently adjusted bulge* I have to ask you about the “fantasy” hun’. I must tell you, it was really fucking hot. *bites her bottom lip* But don’t most guys fantasize about the girl on her knees pleasing him not him on his knees pleasing her? *licks her lips, stands and walks to the front of her desk, leaning on the edge, right in front of Edward’s chair. Drops her voice to just more than a whisper* Does the thought of licking her…really get you that hot, Edward?

9:18 pm

Edward: *leans forward meeting Krysti’s eyes, licks lips* It’s about control, Krysti. It’s about claiming her. It’s about making her fucking mine. She was totally fucking with me by sending that picture. I know it. If it’s some kind of a game she was starting, by sending that…then I’m fucking playing to win, Krysti. And I know, a girl can’t resist a guy that can properly make her come...multiple times.*leans back* And that is fucking hot. That is the fucking turn on for me, Krysti. Owning Bella’s body. Making her mine. And I was just getting fucking started. *smirks, licks lips*

Krysti: *watching Edwards eyes become hooded with lust, she realizes that she is now talking to JMF not Edward Cullen. Unable to control her own actions, she lifts her foot, placing it on the chair just barely visible between Edward’s legs and whispers* That is…really fucking hot…By the way, what do you think of my new shoes? They were a birthday present…to myself. *thinks to herself…oh shit, Krysti…why did you just put your foot that close to his crotch…FML…I’m losing this battle…oh fuck…put your fucking foot back on the floor bitch…don’t even THINK about rubbing his dick with your foot…don’t you dare move that foot forward...omg*

Edward: *Wraps hand around Krysti’s ankle, rubbing tiny circles with pad of thumb, smirks at Krysti when she gasps, cocking head to the side looks up at her* Those are fuckin’ hot, Krys. I really don’t think you know who you’re fucking with right now. *Leans forward, tightening his grip sliding hand slowly up her calf, urging her foot forward* I think it’s best I get going now before this shit gets out of hand. *cocks eyebrow, licks lips*


Krysti: *visibly panting, she stares at his hair, her fingers twitching, her breathing becoming shallow, whispers slowly* Maybe you should go now, Edward…before I do something I’m really not supposed to do. *tries to rationalize her behavior in her dirty mind, then heavily breathes out the words* But it IS almost my birthday... and I’m sure B-Girl would want me to have a really special birthday, right? And technically, this is her fault. After all, she’s the one that wrote that steamy lemon that got me all hot and bothered, right? No…yes…no…Edward, you should…uhh…*dizzy… hot… dizzy… melting…dizzy... wet…can’t fucking speak…not good…not good*

Edward: *Stands up, coming face to face with Krysti* Your birthday, huh? *flashes lopsided grin, runs hand through hair, causing a whimper to escape from Krysti* Well fuck Krysti, B-girl and I already have something planned for your birthday, but…if you promise not tell her… I could do something special for you...myself *Smirks, leans forward placing hands on either side of Krysti on the desk, runs nose along her jaw line up to her ear and whispers* How about I let you touch my hair, birthday girl?

Krysti: *Krysti moans and pulls her bottom lip between her teeth as her hand slowly raises from her side…

*all reader’s computer screens flip to mutli-colored striped screen as a high pitched ringing blares through the speakers….the following message begins to scroll...

“The live broadcast from Fanfic Headquarters is experiencing technical difficulties at this time. We apologize for any inconvenience”

Tuesday Dec 15, 2009 9:01am

Bostongirl: *walks confidently up to the podium and clears her throat before speaking into the group of microphones* Good morning readers. I apologize for the abrupt end to last night’s post interview. I want to inform you that Krysti will be taking a short leave of absence. I am confident that she will return to work at Fanfic Headquarters in a few days with a much better perspective of what her job entails and will be displaying a more professional attitude towards her employment at Fanfic Headquarters and the fanfic characters she has the privilege to work with. Thank you. *steps away from podium shaking her head and rolling her eyes*

Special love to ROBMUSEMENT for another HOT banner this week ~ Love, B-Girl & Krysti

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Saturday, December 12, 2009

Readers Response to My Rob vs. Papz Rant

As you may recall, I recently posted a Rob vs. Papz rant about the the ongoing debate over whether or not the papz have the right to be such a pain in the ass to Rob and other celebs. The question of "do papz go to far" is not a new one but the debate took a whole new turn and in some cases laid down a dividing line between Rob's fans after last weeks Marcus Foster concert. As usual, I had to air my opinion...nothing new, right?Well, at the end of that post I left an open invittation to anyone that wanted to send me a reply via comment or by email. Some people agreed and some people didn't. But the great thing about the world we live in is that we are all free to HAVE an opinion and free to SHARE it.

By @Amanda1104
This is my rant! I'm actually more pissed about Rob himself!
My rant to Rob! You have been in the *bizz* for a while now. Ok, we know you are a shy guy and like your personal life, but damn come on?? Hiding your face only makes it worse. They will haunt you more if you hide. That is their job. Granted they need to really chill out and not be all up in your personal space, but the more you fight it, the more they will pry! Look at it as your 15 min of fame. Tomorrow it might be all over and one day it will be! So smile bright and let us fans oogle at you from afar!

And as far as these fellow bloggers that are all about *respect Rob*, are you kidding me?? If it wasnt for the papz we would have 3/4of the collection of pics we all have... (i.e. black vneck pics, all of the sexy RM pics, do you want me to continue?) So why dont ya'll *respect rob* and calm the fuck down!!
Ok my rant is done! Thanks for reading!

By @nextstopsf
I believe, unfortunately, that the paparazzi come with the job of acting.....invasion of privacy?...ABSOLUTELY! Does it make me sick to my stomach (lit'rally) the way they behave sometime trying to get the stupid pic?....HELL YES!!! (I can't & don't watch pap vids at all!) Do I feel bad for Rob?....YES, he and all the others that are hounded by paps. Do I think Rob is man enough to handle this?....WITHOUT A DOUBT. I will even add that I believe he has and will handle it better than most!

I also have a strong opinion on tabloids (both the mags and the net one's) - that most of this pics end up in/on..... I do not follow them on twitter- do not have any bookmarked on my laptop, nor do I buy any of those "magazines"(it is hard for me to even call them that) I am serious about this --- I lit'rally own 2 magazines with Rob on the cover... GQ and the glorious new Vanity Fair! No kidding - I own no others and the GQ came in the mail as I subscribe to it!

For those of you who know me, may think that I own so few because I am in the 'Rob closet'(my happy place) so to speak, but truly that is not the case. I don't support any of those other mags, not even People, because they make shit up or at the least sensationalize EVERYTHING! UGH! But I have always been this way. As far as fans being respectful...I am all for this! Those 'skanks' in NYC this summer gave us all a bad name! So, of course Respect Rob... and do that in anyway you see fit! Strangely, we all have our own personal feelings towards him. Frankly, I can't even wrap my head around the way I feel...because I am definitely not the demographic that the media thinks follows Rob!! NOT EVEN CLOSE! (and proud of it too, by the way!) I think generally we all want the same thing for him.... to keep making movies where we can drool over him regularly on the big screen, oh and please God let him record some music and sit down at the piano and play for all of us ...willingly :)

That is all I have to say about that...for now! ;)
Thanks to Unhealthy Addiction for letting be heard!!!

By @PurpleBrina17
Wow, I just wanna' say that I love you Krys! "You say what you mean and you mean what you say" haha, sorry for the John Mayer, LOL! I know, cheesey but it's true.

I love Rob as much as the next grownass woman or teenage girl but this shit with the Papz and him and every other celebrity is gettin' fucking old. I love to see pics of Rob in magazines, press shit, movie releases or whatever, but to be honest, do I care if Rob is back in LA or if he had drinks with Megan Fox??? Fuck no!(Well, maybe I woud wanna' see Rob and Megan kiss that could be fucking hot) *rolls eyes smiling* Ok, seriously I don't fucking care.

Don't get me wrong, I will look if there are photos or whatever and I might even read the bullshit in "OK" while I wait in line at the store but sometimes I can't FUCKING stand it. Everything celebrities do is on the web in mintues. I am surprise we don't know how many times Rob takes a piss in a day. :-)
I have to agree it's the price they pay for doing what they love. It comes with the job. I have a met few celebrities in my life and I can tell you the good from the bad. Some love it, love their fans and having their photos taken (Ellen) and others act like they are to fucking good to talk to you , let alone have their photo taken. (Carson Daly and Ray J)

So, if you truly believe that the Papz are disresecpting Rob or Robsten (fuckin dumbass name BTW) then post your #respectrob, rant on your blog or bitch on twitter. But only post the approved photos. And not the photos of Rob walking down the streets of LA or Robsten (dumbass name again) kissin or holding hands. Cause in your eyes he is being taken advantage of.

Look people Life IS Hard and it aint easy. You can't have shit both ways. It just don't fucking work like that. So Rob is a big time movie star and in that life you gotta' give some shit up as well as gain some shit. He knows his photo is gonna be taken when he leaves a bar drunk on a friday night, in a hoodie in the rain. ( Ya, I seen the footage). He knows! Ok, I don't think he needs any extra respect.
My thumbs are crampin up cause I just typed this shit out on my blackberry. So, I am done.
Respect this Blog Bitches!!!

By @Robmusement She posted this on her blog Robmusement as well....go check it out

I read a post at An Unhealthy Addiction that I did not necessarily agree with and the following is my response. I would just like to say before I start that I read Krysti's full post and did not leave an angry comment nor did I berate her on twitter. When I sent the following letter to her, she responded kindly and asked to post my letter. See we are grown women, who can maturely agree to disagree
(obviously not without the word fuck) and still be friendly.
Respect works on all different levels.

It is my humble opinion that while celebrities know that with fame comes paparazzi, it is not my belief that any amount of money should buy all of anyone's peace of mind. I do not believe that paps should have the right to follow any celebrity around and wait outside their hotel rooms to assault them with a camera everytime they poke their heads out the door. Yes, being a celebrity comes with being recognized and people wanting your photo. However, making movies, being a rockstar, etc. is a job. Everyone deserves to go home and rest after work. Every human being deserves to go out on the town and have a good time without photos being printed in the newspaper the next morning and the rumor mills fueling the economy.

While it is possible that some of the fuckery could be dismantled if the celeb would stop and pose for 10 seconds, I highly doubt it, because these bastards are never satisfied. No, it wouldn't kill any celebrity to smile, wave and be on their way. But therein lies two problems. First, the paps won't stop at that. They always need one more photo. One more pose. One more roll. Second, and this is the one I feel super strongly about. I won't argue because that is needless when I know I'm right. So pay attention. I would cut my own fucking brother for getting in my face and snapping photographs of me when I don't want it and I don't think that I am better than any celebrity or vice versa. Whether they have had a bad day, are a bit too drunk, or what the fuck ever reason, if they don't want to have the pic taken, this should be respected.

Also, I realize that most celebs are attention seekers, but not all of them are like Paris Hilton. Not everyone likes to wiggle their ass in front of a camera every time they have to go errands or hang with their friends. Yes it's true, to some degree that celebs need paps to stay in the spotlight and further their careers. It is also true that paparazzi have become excessive, evasive, and out-of-control. This did not start with my beloved Rob, it has been a spiraling tornado for a long while now and we all know what happens when the tornado touches down. Chaos, destruction, and ruined lives. Ever notice how it is never the camera men who suffer the consequences? Who put these bastards in charge and who in the fuck is allowing them to rule like Hitler with a camera? This is information I need.

That being said, what constitutes an unacceptable pap pic? Hood up, head down means he doesn't want his fucking picture taken. Period. End of discussion. I don't give a fuck what the reason is or how much money the pap is losing or the exposure the celeb is forsaking. I'm talking about decency. Compassion. Humanity. Respect. Which Webster's defines as: an act of giving consideration.

I do not feel that the Remember Me pics are off limits because he was working when they were taken and most of the ones I have were taken by fans, who were there as well. If that makes me a hypocrite, I'll buy a fucking t-shirt with it written on the front, right across my big ass tits for Rob. All I'm saying is if you or I were following Rob around (or any celebrity) taking his picture when he was in public and he asked not to be photographed, we would be arrested. So why are these asstards exempt? To me, it doesn't necessarily make a fuck where he is or what he's doing. Wasn't it us women who came up with the phrase, "No means, no"?

I have one more adamant commandment. You can take this one to the bank. I don't know who the fuck this Kristen is and I don't give a rat's ass. I assure you there will never be a photo of her in the park under any circumstances.

In summary, paps are a part of a celeb's life and they should be held accountable for the same laws as us common folk. I don't mind paps making money on pics, just not at the expense of the celebrity. There will NEVER be a photo of what's her name on this blog. To put it simply as ToR did, if Rob doesn't want it, neither do I. Any human being should be able to say no and be heard and listened to.

It boils down to three major points:

1. Paps have crossed a line and need to be reigned in. I have heard there are people designated to deal with these types of situations, yet have seen no evidence. I'll tell you the damn truth though, let me go piss behind the dumpster and the fucking popo will show up both times. Moving on.

2. Respect is about allowing an individual to tell what he is uncomfortable with and as human beings with individual needs of our own changing to accommodate. It's karma people.

3. My respect and admiration for the lovely Rob Pattinson will not stop me, should I have the great fortune of meeting him, from attempting to lure him back to my place for margaritas and a game of war, in which we both lay on the bed and blow the hell out of each other and then have make-up sex. Only if he wants to, of course.
Still friends?

When @Robmusement emailed that to me, I sent the following response back to her...by the way, I must say...I LOVE her for telling me her opinion!

by @Krystih response to Robmusement
This is great! I love it. You are more then welcome to reference my blog when you post this on yours. I appreciate you taking the time to send this to me. It's important to me that I have both points of view. And thanks a bunch for pimping Always and Never and my blog for the teasers, etc. Jackie is my bestie and I want her story to get as much attention as possible!

In response to your...response, LOL, My inention in my blog rant, which I wish I would have reittirated a little better, was that no matter what your opinion is on the subject, we are all entitled to have an opinion. And no one should be beaten down verbally or otherwise for whatever opinion that may be.

The real reason I decided to posted my rant wasn't at all about whether or not anyone decided to support the "Respect Rob" campaign. What really sent me over the deep end was when certain persons felt it necessary to verbally abuse anyone that tweeted anything in disagreement. Just because someones opinion is what it is, that doesn't give anyone the right to send them 100 tweets in 5 minutes telling me how stupid and ignorant they are or tell me that they are a fucking whore because they didn't jump on the bandwagon.

Personally, I am fortunate enough to have wide shoulders and thick skin. So, if that attack had been directed at me, I would have laughed off said twitter assault and moved on with my day, unfazed.

Unfortunately, the poor seventeen year old girl that was attacked and humilated by certain adult women, didn't have such thick skin. That was absolutely unacceptable.

As far as the Remember Me photos are concerned, I disagree with your reasoning . It doesn't matter if Rob is working or not. According to what I understand, and I could be wrong, the Respect Rob campaign is about standing up against people taking ANY pictures of Rob without his approval or permission. So, why is it ok to take pictures of him while he is working but not while he is walking down the street.

Someone walking into my office, taking my picture while I'm writing an insurance policy isn't really any different then someone standing on the sidewalk talking my picture while I walk down the street. It's all the same. Is it acceptable to annoy someone at work but not acceptable to annoy them after work? And if I recall correctly, the studio actually had to build a box for Rob to hide behind so the FANS and PAPZ would not annoy him and photgraph him while he was in between scenes.

Again, my real issue isn't whether or not a group of people stand together to fight against something they feel is unacceptable. My real issue is first, that all of us are allowed to have an opinion and second that if you are going to take the stand, you better stand ALL THE WAY up, no matter what the cause.

If you decide to stand in support of gay marriage you can't say "it's ok for gay people to get married BUT don't allow them kiss in public, because I don't like to see that".

If you decide to stand up against domestic violence you can't say "arrest men that hit women BUT don't arrest women that hit men because they don't hit as hard.

People can't say "RESPECT ROB" then say "well, it's ok for me to post this picture from Just Jared because Rob is smiling and happy in this one BUT nobody better post that pic from Radar Online because he looks pissed and irritated and that makes me feel bad.

And who will be appointed to decide what is or isn't an acceptable time to take Robs picture. Is there going to be a rule book that says, "you are allowed to take Rob's pic if he is smiling, has his hood down, his faux-hawk is pointing northeast, he isn't doing anything embarrassing and he has a blue flag hanging on his back side but only on the left side cuz' yeah thats the crip side BUT don't dare take his pic if he has his hood up, he's wearing an ugly ball cap, has been drinking, is without a pair of Rayban's or is just in a generally crappy mood. Who gets to determine what the rules are?

If you are going to get all "Just Say No" to the papz, then as you put it...no means no. That means no exceptions. Just because he looks totally fuckable in this pic but not so much in this one..that shouldn't determine whether or not it's acceptable post it.

One of the great things about this Robsessed world that we all CHOOSE to live in, is the amazing women that all come together for the love of our Twi/Robsession. Through twitter, fanfic and blogging, I have had the pleasure to meet some of the most truly talented, creative and caring women I have ever known. We are a group of educated, strong, independent women that should be continuing to build each other up not tear each other down. The beauty of all of this is that we can be on Team Edward but be Best Twitter Friends Forever with a gal that is Team Emmett or Team Jacob...yeah, yeah, ok even Team Jasper...BUT only if she is REALLY NICE! LOL!

So, no matter what our opinions are on the whole crazy mess...I love you for WHO are and for the amazing talents you so graciously and lovingly share with us!!!

Respect works on all different levels
I am more than willing to post more reader letters if you send then to me at krystihi@gmail.com. I believe everyone is allowed to have an opinion...please tell me yours!
Hugs & Kisses! ~ Krystih

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Always & Never ~ Edward's Post Interview Chapter 7

I can’t believe that Edward is late again. This is getting really ridiculous. So much for Mr. Fucking Punctual. At this point, everyone but Edward knows that Bella is on her way home. I think he is going to shit himself when he finds out. I wonder if he’ll drop that skanky hoor Lauren when he finds out Bella’s back. Wouldn’t you love to see Bella beat that bitch’s ass? Hell Yeah! I love a good cat fight! Especially when a skank is getting her nasty ass beat! Oh shit, I better stop talking about his new piece of ass…I hear him coming down the hall.

Krysti: Dammit, Edward. I thought you promised not to be late anymore. This is going to have to be quick. I have another appointment and now I’m running late.

Edward: *gives an apologetic shrug* Fuck, Krys. I’m sorry. I totally lost track of time. *gives Krysti a questioning look* Another appointment?

Krysti: *glares at him with hands on hips* For your information, I do I have real life that doesn’t revolve around you, Edward. So, lets get on with this. What’s the deal with Lauren, is she your girlfriend or what?

Edward: *chuckles at Krysti* I don’t fucking do girlfriends. In fact I haven’t even fucked her yet.

Krysti: Seems like she has your ass jumping through a lot of hoops to not be your girlfriend? Shopping with her and running errands like picking up her car from the shop?
Edward: I only said we were going to pick up her fucking car because I didn’t want to sound like a pussy and say I had to go shopping for fucking costumes. I didn’t even want to go but fuck that, I wasn’t going to let her go pick shit out on her own. Who knows what the fuck she would try to dress me in.

Krysti: *smirks, thinking of Edward dressed in something that requires tights* Speaking of costumes, what did you think of Bella’s costume?

Edward: *licks lips and discreetly adjusts himself* That was really fucking hot. I wish I was going to be there...*clears throat* you know, incase some stupid mother fucker tries to fucking put his hands on her *mumbles something under his breath*

Krysti: *leans forward trying to hear him* I’m sorry? I didn’t quite hear that, did you say…mine?

Edward: *glares at Krysti*

Krysti: One last questions before I I have to leave for my appointment. What exactly were you doing all that time, after Bella sent you the pic. She waited a long time for you to respond. What took you so long?

Edward: Fuck Krysti, I just went over this shit with Bostongirl I’m not going to rehash this shit again. You can just read about it next week with everyone else.

Krysti: *rolls eyes and takes a deep breath trying to control her temper* Well, Edward I appreciate you taking the fucking time to come to my office and for being so willing to share your feelings with me. *rolls again and gives him a sarcastic smile then looks at her watch* And now thanks to you, I’m running late for my date…uh…I mean…appointment. so I’ll just see you next week. *waves hand impatiently towards the door motioning him to leave*

Edward: *looks at Krysti a bit surprised* Date? Ok, well I guess I will see you next week. *walks towards door* Oh yeah, Krys?  I heard you and B-Girl were going shoe shopping this weekend. Make sure you buy something sexy *winks at Krysti while running his hand slowly through his hair* …and I‘ll expect you to have them on when I come in next week. *turns and walks out the door with a smirk on his face*

It would be so much easier to hate that asshole if he wasn’t so damn sexy. The worst part is, HE KNOWS IT! He knows that he has this power over women. Ugh! Maybe I should try to enlist in that boot camp that Alice and Rose are making Bella go through. Yeah, I don't see B-Girl letting that happen.

So, what do you think? What is Edward going to do when he finds out Bella is back? Do you think he is going to freak out when she goes to the dance with their new friend? Tell me what you think. I love your comments…they are almost as great as touching Edward’s hair…ALMOST!

Monday, December 7, 2009

Rob vs. Papz ~ This Blogger Bitch's Opinion

I love this Rob and I want him back!!

It's sad to say but I will probably lose followers as soon as I post this blog. I love all my followers on the blog and on twitter and truly hope none of you leave me over this but I have to get this shit off my chest. I would hope that you would all RESPECT the fact that I am entitled to have my opinion just as you are entitled to have yours! Yeah...yeah...opinions and assholes...I know the saying but this is MY fucking blog! LMAO!!

*DEEP BREATH* It is MY honest opinion that celebrities know beyond a shadow of a doubt that fame comes with paparazzi and with paparazzi comes having your pic taken WHILE OUT IN PUBLIC . Actors are not PAID MILLIONS of dollars to play make believe in front of a video camera. They are paid millions to essentially GIVE UP all right to ANONYMITY. Part of being famous means that when you go out to a club, restaurant or any PUBLIC place you are fair game for photogs and fans alike

That being said, I do not believe that papz have the right to film or photog celebrities in the privacy of their own homes or even INSIDE restaurants while they are eating, etc. But I’m sorry, to and from the door, you are OUT IN a PUBLIC place and should expect to have your picture taken. But I DO NOT BELIEVE ANYONE SHOULD EVER BE ALLOWED TO PUT THEIR HANDS ON ANYONE or ever be in anyone’s PERSONAL SPACE, celeb or not. So, I do think some kind of ‘Paparazzi 20 feet Law’ should be passed to ensure the safety of the celebs and their families. They all have huge lens that can still get pics of the individual nose hairs up each nostril if they so desire from even 100 feet away or more so seriously, 20 feet should be no big deal.

But, I also think that if a celeb would STOP FOR 10 SECONDS and let the papz get their money shot, it won’t be a free for all, where papz are trying to crawl on the fucking ground between your legs to get pics of you, while you're trying to look down and hide your face. Look at the difference in the scene when celebs stop or when celebs run and hide their faces. It’s totally night and day. It won’t kill ANY celeb INCLUDING ROB FUCKING PATTINSON to wave at the camera and then continue on their way. I guess it’s better to hide your face or bury your head because that certainly doesn’t send the papz into a balls out frenzy or anything. I AGREE that what the papz do is RUDE and DISGUSTING. Is it right, NO! Is it a reality, YES!

Agree or not, but celebs NEED the papz. Celebs have to stay in the public eye. The papz actually help build a celebrities BANKABILITY. The studios want the celebs that are hot and will draw in fans and that means being WANTED which means PAPZ following you. If the papz STOP following you that means YOUR 15 MINUTES IS OVER and you might as well hang it up. So, if you are a celebrity and you can’t or won’t deal with the FAME and ALL that comes with it, including the PAPZ then get the FUCK OUT OF ‘HOLLYWOOD’ and go find a new career. I’m sure there are dozens of people in line ready and willing to take your place in the middle of that spotlight even when that SPOTLIGHT is made up of PAPZ CAMERA FLASHES!

As far as this “Respect Rob” campaign is concerned, if you feel like the papz are making Rob truly distressed and emotionally distraught then by all means STAND UP FOR YOUR BELIEFS. But if you are going to do it, you have to do it ALL THE WAY. Don’t be a HYPOCRITE. You absolutely cannot say RESPECT ROB then tweet or blog the PAPZ pics that you think are “acceptable”. You can’t post a pic of “ROBSTEN KISSING AT THE KOL concert one day then scream RESPECT ROB the next. You can’t post pics of them holding hands in Paris or them arriving at the airport together. If you posted the pictures of Rob on the beach during the filming of Remember Me or in the park wearing the blue hoody YOU ARE A HYPOCRITE. You can’t pick and chose which paparazzi pics are acceptable and which are not. It’s all or none. If you post any single pic of him that is not OFFICIALLY RELEASED BY THE STUDIO, PRESS JUNKET OR PHOTO SHOOT, you will be a HYPOCRITE.

I am curious to see what would happen tomorrow if Rob just happened to step out in that coveted STOLI SHIRT? If the Papz are the ones that get the shot of him wearing that bitch…and he was smiling and waving…every one would post that pic RIGHT FUCKING NOW!! You can lie to me and yourself but deep down you know it’s true! Same goes with Robsten. If the paps got a pic of Robsten standing under the mistletoe playing tonsil hockey you would totally post it. ALL OR NONE! It has to be all or none.

The sad part is, those very same pics that everyone is screaming about from Friday night might could have been viewed as acceptable if it wasn’t for Rob’s reaction. If Rob would have stood there with Bobby and Marcus and smiled and joked, or whistled…LIKE HE NORMALLY DOES, those pics would have been “acceptable” and this whole thing would be a non-issue. But because Rob was having a bad day, or wasn’t in the mood, or was a little more WASTED then he should have been, he got all bitchy about the papz this ONE TIME and everyone decided to go all “PROTECT ROB” or hell what I know…maybe all the fame has finally gone to Rob’s head and maybe he has finally been convinced that he is TOO GOOD TO BE PHOTOG’d and does want to be “saved”. I honestly don’t know. But the fact that he is laughing his ass off in the back seat of this car kind of makes me think he wasn't ready to have an emotional break down anytime soon. When he hides his face against the wall, while waiting for them to open the door, he seriously looks DRUNK, not emotionally distraught. And BTW the voice saying "Please...guys" is NOT ROB's...it's Bobby!

Think about it people. This is the same guy that uses his middle finger to scratch his forehead when the papz take his pic. This is the same guy that laughs and makes confused silly faces not understanding why they even want his pic to begin with. The only time he acts like this is usually when he’s with Kristen and seriously that’s more about Kristen then Rob. She always run when alone. HE NEVER RUNS when he’s alone. Furthermore, I hate to be the one to tell you this but 99.9% of actors are NARCISSISTS and GET OFF ON the ATTENTION. You don’t have to believe me, but it’s true.

So, that’s the gist of my opinion. I have a lot more to add about Rob himself but it will have to wait for another day. I’m just too pissed to get into all of that right now. But, I guess if you can’t deal with the fact that this is my OPINION and want to “unfollow” me then…FUCK YOU and BYE-BYE because I really only want followers that have opinions of their own too. Be strong and stand up for what you REALLY believe in, not what I tell you to believe or what anyone else wants you to believe. Do what you feel is right for YOU! And don't fucking look at me all shocked right now either, because you all know I'm a rude, wordy, opinionated bitch. This isn't NEWS!

Over the next few days I will be posting letters regarding this issue from followers that have opinions on both sides of this issue. If you want to have your opinion heard you can email your letters to me at krystihi@gmail.com and I might post it on this blog. Please specify if you want your letters to be confidential or not. I can't guarantee all letters will be posted, but I WILL post letters on both sides of the issue.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Welcome New Member of Team Always & Never

Please help Bostongirl and I welcome a new member to our team. Robmusement (a.k.a Itsjustme) will be joining the team as the exclusive banner maker for Always & Never. She generously agreed to make banners for each chapter of the story and has even made some awesome banners for my blog. By the way, she also has a kickass blog of her own called....you guessed it, ROBMUSEMENT. Her blog has amzing pics, custom wallpapers and fabulous articles. Go check it out. You will love it. B-girl and I have fallen in love with her and are so glad that she has agreed to join us on this crazy fanfic journey!

Bostongirl wants to extend this special message to Robmusement: "Thank you for capturing the story so perfectly with your banners. I really appreciate you putting in the time and effort to do this for me. It's is so amazing to have a reader want to go out of their way to do this for my story. You will forever have a special place in my heart. I am so proud and happy to have you on the Always & Never team!"

Even though she joined our team after Chapters 1-6 had already posted, she still made banners for those chapters. We wanted to share them with all of the Always & Never readers to show you just how amazing she is and how she has truly captured the essence of the story.

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Are these fucking amazing or what???? I'm sure you are as anxious we are to see what she will come up with for the rest of the chapters. One things for sure, they will definitely rock our socks off!!!

Remember to follow all of us on twitter @Bostongirl1212 @Krystih@Robmusement Please show Robmeusement some love for these kickass banners and welcome her to Team Always & Never!

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Edward Post Interview ~ Chapter 6

Wow, it’s been two weeks since the last time we chatted. I missed you all so much! I hope you all enjoyed New Moon and Thanksgiving as much as B-Girl and I did! But, it’s time to get our asses back to work. Anyone need a reminder of where we are up to this point….

We know that Edward and Bella tried to play a dangerous game of “BFF: Sink The Pink”, but failed because of Bella’s UN-copulated confessiondumb hoor…no...wait more like…dumb not-a-hoor…she really should have kept her mouth shut. But even still, WTF Edward…you were RIGHT THERE…girls can get a blue balls too, ya’ know? Well, ok, so we don’t actually have balls, but we can get… umm…i don't know… V.C.D.S. (V’jay-jay Cock Denial Syndrome).

YES…It’s a totally real thing. You’ve heard of it, right? It’s a kind of illness that can cause violent emotional outbursts, resulting in John-Bobbit Syndrome, Long Island Lolita Disorder and the Glen Close Boiled Bunny Flu, all of which could be fatal to the asshole that owns that cock that originates the onset of the…v’jay-jay…blocking. It’s some scary shit. Believe me…I’ve had it before.

Anyway, Bella thought Edward didn’t want her. Dumb Ass! Then Edward got a case of mush mouth and couldn’t fucking spit out how he felt about her before she ran off, bawling her damn eyes out. Then she left for AZ…with Jake. Can’t believe Jake didn’t try to hit that. Dumb Ass! But Edward did sneak into her room in the middle of the night, before she left, and left her his Cullen hoody and a stupid fucking note that said “Be Safe”. Dumb Ass! Maybe you should have woke her up and told her you loved her, Edward. Again, what a fucking Dumb Ass!

Now, Bella has stayed in AZ weeks longer than she planned. She had all but decided that she was going to stay in Arizona until Rose spilled the beans about a member of the “Skankettes” trying to get all up on Edward nuts. Now, Bella has decided to head back to Forks. But this time, she is going to turn the tables on Mr. ALWAYS-The Chased, NEVER- The Chaser! This shit is about to be off the fucking hook!

Oh, here comes Edward in all his cinnamony, hot, stickiness now! *whispers* Oh, by the way, I’m so worn out from the last two weeks, I’ve decided to leave the Christian Louboutin’s in the drawer. I’m just to mentally wiped and probably couldn’t be held accountable for my actions if he looked at those fuckers and licks those sexy lips again, like he did last week. I’m honestly just too tired to exercise the necessary self control to deal with all that today. But don’t worry, they will be making another appearance in the near future.

Krysti: *from safely behind her desk* Hey Sexy! I guess that rumor about you not sleeping since Bella left was true. You kind of look like the walking dead, babe.

Edward: Hey Krys. How ya’ doing, Cougar? *winks and smirks before sitting down and running hands over face* Don’t I fucking know it, Krysti. I guess I just got fucking use to listening to the damn songs before bed. Now, I just feel like something is ‘off’ when I try to sleep. *shrugs*

Krysti: When Bella called, why didn’t you try to talk to her? Why did you pussy out and let Alice get on the line? I’m sure, after eight weeks, you had plenty to say to her.

Edward: *looks under Krysti’s desk, checking her shoes* Sorry, I had to check *smirks* ya’ know, with you throwing around words like “pussy” I was almost scared to answer. * chuckles* Anyways, fuck that, pussy is my area of expertise… however, I am not one. I was just fucking totally caught off guard, and then she fucking totally blew me off, asking for Alice. I think I would have looked more like a ‘pussy’ if I would have begged her to stay on the fucking on the phone with me, right? *raises a questioning eyebrow*

Krysti: I don’t know, Edward. It’s not my place to determine what would or wouldn’t make you look more like a pussy, but it seemed like a missed opportunity for you to speak to her. Hey, speaking of pussy opportunities…I heard you’re going to the dance with Lauren? Are you sure that’s a good idea? She is pretty…uh…”skanky”! *makes a disgusted face* What did Emmett call those girls…”Skankette’s”? Emmett is so damn funny. You really should tell him to come by and say hello sometime. *smirks as if thinking about a private joke*

Edward: *smirks* Emmett, huh? Sure, I’ll bring him by. He is a funny fucker. *leans in closer* Krys, just watch your ass with Rose, ok? *leans back laughing* Yeah, so I am going to the lame ass dance with her. Fucking kind of called her at my weakest point but fuck that, if Bella can fucking move on why should I? Em’ was right. It’s not like she was ever my girlfriend or anything. * pulls out lollipop* Plus, I have been fucking celibate for months now and she is not even coming back home. I may be a lot of things Krys, but I am a fucking guy, an eighteen year old guy, mind you * smirk devilishly*

Krysti: *thinks to self …”celibate for months? Shit…is it too late to put those shoes on? focus, focus, change the subject”* Edward, have you considered the fact that IF Bella decides to come back to Forks, she may not be the same “Bella” that you knew? She has been doing a lot of self reflecting and spent a lot of our talking to Jake about why things happen the way they happen. What if she is changing, Edward? Are you prepared for that? And on the flip side, what if she never comes back at all, Edward. Then what?

Edward: *clenches jaw* She is not fucking coming back. Don’t you fucking get it? I fucking heard her tell Alice. But thanks for the fucking reminder Krysti… Are we done? *put lollipop back mouth*

Krysti: *sighs* Yes, we’re done. Lucky for you, I feel about as tired as you look. Well, I guess I will see you next week. Try to get some sleep, ok? And by the way, the shoes will definitely be back next week. *winks*

Edward: Yeah, I’ll fucking try to sleep but as far as those shoes go, I just told you I’m an eighteen year old guy that hasn’t had any in months…you might end up getting more than you bargain for if wear those fuckers next week. *smirks and waves with a single flick of his rest while walking out of the room*

Krysti: *whispers to self* Only if I’m fucking lucky!

Anyone else notice how quickly JMF (Jealous Mother Fucker) popped up at the mention of Bella and Jacob? Hmm? He still seems awfully irritable for someone that has decided to move on, don’t ya’ think? Granted, he could just be acting pissy from lack of sex. Seriously, did he say months? I’d be a more than a little irritable if I went months without gettin' some. Hell, I’m a raging fucking bitch after one week. I bet he's one horny little fucker by now. Hmm...maybe I should add a push up bra and a super short skirt to those shoes next week….

~ Love Krysti, B-Girl and Textward

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Monday, November 23, 2009

Always & Never Chapter 6 ~ WTF JUST HAPPENED HERE???

Since I’m able to type this post, I guess it’s obvious that my fingers survived the wrath of B-Girl, after the whole hair groping incident *rolls eyes*. I knew Edward would run right over and fucking tell her. Asshole! But, as far as I’m concerned, that bastard was totally at fault. Seriously, you wouldn’t put the bottle right up to the lips of an alcoholic and expect him not to drink, would ya’!? But that’s ok! *evil grin* I have my own little plan of revenge. I just happen to be wearing the very shoes, at this very moment, that threw him off his game last week. *feigns look of shock, with hand over mouth* Whoops, I’m sorry Edward…I had no idea that you and B-Girl would be making a surprise visit to my office today. There was NO POSSIBLE WAY I could have KNOWN you’d be here today because B-Girl just called me to tell me you were coming. Of course, I would NEVER leave these shoes in the bottom drawer of my desk, in preparation for a moment just like this, ya’ fucking little tattle tale! Haha, Edward Cullen! *takes a deep breath* Oh, this should be good! I hear them coming down the hall now.

Krysti: Hey you two, what are you up to today? *walks around the desk, purposely making the heels of her shoes click louder then necessary against the floor to draw attention to them, hugs B-Girl but shoots Edward a menacing grin*

Edward: *glares down at Krysti’s shoes then back to her eyes, slowly sliding his tongue across his bottom lip before sucking between his teeth*

B-Girl: Oh my god, I love your shoes. I should borrow those sometime. They match the sweater I’m wearing.

Krysti: That’s a really cute sweater. Why are you so dressed up today? I hardly ever see you in a skirt, especially one that short. Wow, cute red sweater, short black skirt, FMB’s (fuck me boots)…what’s the big occassion?

Edward: *leans back to check out B-Girls ass and nods with a smile on his face*

Krysti: *catches Edward and shakes her head in shocked disgust but he just shrugs at her nonchalantly*

B-Girl: I have big plans tonight but I had to run a few errands. Edward and I had to come by here to visit you and I was afraid I would be short on time.

Edward: *raises questioning eye brow at B-Girl and chuckles loudly*

Krysti: *Looks at Edward* What was that about?

B-Girl: Nothing, nothing. C’mon lets get through this meeting. I have things to do.

Krysti: *moves back towards her desk motioning to the chairs in front it, offering B-Girl and Edward a seat. But instead of sitting in her chair, she sits on the front part of her desks and crosses her legs towards Edward, making sure he has no choice but to look at her shoes.*

B-Girl: *sits down and opens her laptop, looks up to give Krysti a questioning glance* You made me redecorate your office and spend $2500 on a desk chair so you can sit your ass on top of the $5000 desk?

Krysti: *laughing and bouncing her crossed leg in Edwards direction* I just thought it would be better if I was closer to you, in case you needed me to look at anything on your laptop *grins at Edward*

Edward: *smirks at Krysti, pulls a lollipop out of his pocket, unwraps it and runs his tongue around it several times before securing it into his cheek, the smirk never leaving his face*

Krysti: *releases a frustrated sigh, slides off the desk and moves to the expensive chair behind her desk* So, what’s going on with Chapter 6? Is it going to be late or what?

B-Girl: Yes, it’s going to be late because of New Moon week.

Krysti: I can’t believe we were on the phone until 6:00am after the midnight showing. *laughing*

B-Girl: I know, I was so hung over Friday…I know you were too. *chuckles*

Edward: *quizzically looks back and forth between B-Girl and Krysti* What’s New Moon?

B-Girl/Krysti: *in unison* Never mind *both laugh hysterically*

B-Girl: *pulls out cigarette – Edward instantly reaches over, lighting it for her. A look of shock is apparent on Krysti’s face while her eyes shoot back and forth between them. B-Girl doesn’t notice Krysti’s shock and Edward just shrugs* After having a chance to catch up with Bella, I realized there is a lot going on *nods head towards Edward* And then this one, decided he wanted to put his two cents in too. So, I think this will be the longest chapter yet.

Krysti: Oh, good. So, we are going to get both POV’s? That will definitely make up for the couple of extra days that we have to wait. I know the suspense is killing the readers. Speaking of readers, I really hate to bring this up, but since you’re both here, I have been getting questions on the blog and on twitter about what you two are doing during all of that alone tine you seem to be spending together at night.

B-Girl: *a shocked smile widens across her face and she takes a long drag from her cigarette* What?

Edward: *removes lollipop from his mouth, leans toward B-Girl, resting his elbow on his knee and shoots her a mischievous grin*

B-Girl: We spend a lot of time together because Edward tends to be hard and has a difficult time get his feelings out and you know it’s my first time every doing anything like this. We both have a deep need to do this the right way and we want to make sure we are both satisfied at the end of the day. Edward’s needs come first in my book…ya’ know, the story. So, yes, he does require a lot of my time. My husbands new schedule requires him to work nights so most of my free time is at night. This works out great for both of us, because then I can devote my full attention to Edward’s need to release.

Edward: *snorts loudly, nearly choking on his lollipop*

B-Girl: *rolls her eyes, takes another long drag from her cigarette, blowing the smoke in Edward’s face*

Edward *reaches over and tightly grabs B-Girls wrist, causing B-girl to gasp. He removes the cigarette from her fingers and replaces it with his lollipop, then leans back taking long drags himself*

Krysti: *has a look of WTF??????? across her face* Ok…uhh…I will be sure to let the readers know that it’s purely innocent and platonic *rolls eyes and thinks to self "wait until the girls on twitter hear about this shit"*

B-Girl: *pops the lollipop into her mouth and starts packing up her laptop* Ok, well Edward and I have to get going. We have a long of writing ahead of us.

Krysti: *still glaring in shock at the lollipop in B-Girls mouth* Did you say riding? I thought you had plans tonight…ya’ know… the reason you were all dressed up?

B-Girl: Ok hon', I’ll call you later. *walks to the door*

Edward: *looks down and at Krysti’s shoes and smirks, leans in close to Krysti’s face and whispers* Hey, you don’t see anything in my hair do you? *smirks, then turns on his heel exiting the office with B-Girl.

He is such a dick! But seriously, what the holy fuck just happened here? Did you guys see that shit? What the hell? Did he really just take her cigarette? Did she really just finish the lollipop that was already in his mouth like it was an everyday occurrence? I’m not sure if I was offended or totally fucking turned on. The sexual tension in this room was so thick, that between Edward’s hair and B-Girl’s fuck me boots, I was ready to ask them if I could join in. *leans in motioning to the readers to come closer* “but don’t tell her I said that…that will be our little secret”  I'm dying to know what you think...are they fucking or did I just imagine all that??

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Dear Mr. Robvember ~ Letter # 2

Dear Mr. Robvember,

All I can say is... "Well done, Mr. Pattinson, well done!" At the LA Premium you looked like a walking dream in your gorgeous Gucci suit. Of course, in my dream. I'm ripping that Gucci suit right off your sexy little ass... but you get the point! AND THE HAIR...it was finger fisting fabulous. Personally, I would have preferred to have the scruff removed from your lickable jaw, but as I said in my last letter, I can live with it. This look was a definite win, Rob...a DEFINITE WIN!!

Wow, I guess that little talk we had, in that last letter, really helped! After a series of fashion disasters on the European Press Junket, you came back to the states and knocked one out of the park in LA. I feel like a proud...umm...a proud...well....just PROUD...I can't say a proud mom, because the thoughts that suit induced, are definitely NOT the thoughts anyone's mama should ever have.

But it didn't end there, you sneaky little panty snatcher, you turned around and busted out another drop dead look at the NY Premium. Imagine my surprise! There I was standing in line, in the freezing cold, waiting to see your beautiful Edward-ness in New Moon, when I looked at my phone and saw your Royal Sexiness looking like this...

It wasn't a suit and tie, but it was perfect. I hate to admit it but I was a little shocked. After a 5 day, 6 country press junket, the LA premier and a slew of TV spots, I had my doubts about what you might wear to this thing. Honestly, I was invisioning something along the lines of "dumpster dive dashing". I have no doubt that you are exhausted and running on fumes but you hit the nail on the fucking head! Seeing this pic on that cold, damp night, in front of that movie theater, warmed me right up. Wow, all this talk of "fucking heads, getting nailed, damp and warm"... I'm getting worked up...whew!

Well Rob, now that the movie has been released and you have a little free time before your next movie, I'm sure we are getting ready to suffer a severe "Rob Drought". *SIGH* I am really sad about that, ya' know. So, if you cdo us a favor and step out once in a while, if only for a quick minute, to let the papz capture your sexiness on film, to share with the world...I would appreciate it. Ya' know..."step out for a scream" as you call it. You're so funny, and cute, and adorable. and sexy, and lickable, and...well you get the point.

*GRINS* OH...before I go...I do want to thank you for leaving me with this little "Pre-Rob Drought" drink of holy water....

Damn...I can't even BEGIN to tell you what this picture does to me....I just want to THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY... BOTTOM!! (hehehe)

Many hugs, kisses, licks, bites, rubs and loves my sexy boy,