Our Ode to Fifty Shades

Fifty Shades

What a man... What a man... What a mighty good man!

*UNF*

We are so excited that @E_L_James (a.k.a. @SQicedragon) will be releasing her new book,

 Fifty Shades Darker, on September 15. We are counting down the days, as I'm sure you are too.

It is the second book in the Fifty ShadesTrilogy.

We loved Fifty the first time around but the second time is even hotter.

If you don't love Fiftey already, let us share a few of our favorite reasons to fall in love with him.  

Bostongirl: Who can say no to Fifty in his "Red Room" jeans.

I don't think I could turn down any propostion he threw at me if he's wearing those jeans.

Krysti: Every time I see this picture of Fifty in his jeans, all I can think of is the theme song from True Blood... "I wanna' do real bad things with you..."

Bostongirl: Very bad things... kinkery fuckery and all that.

Krysti: I'm not into being punished but I wouldn't turn down a kinky spanking from Fifty.

Bostongirl: Screw that, Krys, I want to be punished. Fifty, I've been a bad, bad girl. Punish me! Please!

Bostongirl: Holy hell, Fifty 's got a dirty mouth. It makes my vjay-jay smile... holy shit, wider???? Just how big is he? *faints*

Krysti: Girlfriend, his dirty mouth makes my vjay-jay cry... weep actually. *mishevious grin*

Bostongirl: *dies laughing* TMI, Krys, T.M.I

Bostongirl: Yes, Fifty I do think you should fuck me on it... on the hood, on the trunk, on the roof, on the back seat, on the front seat, and under it, and beside it, and behind it...

Krysti: Ok, ok, I think he gets the message. Geez! *whispers* Hey Fifty, lose the crazy girl *nods to Bostongirl* and then you and i can test the stability of the hood on your Audi.



Bostongirl heard this song in her car the other day and just knew we had to rewrite it for Fifty.

So here it is ladies, our Ode to Fifty Shades.

Ode to Fifty Shades

What a man, what a man, what a man, What a mighty good man

Yes he is…

What a Dom, what a Dom, what a Dom. what a mighty good Dom

I wanna take a minute or two, and give much respect due

To the man that's made a difference in my world

And although most men are ho's, he keeps his Sub’s on the down low

And if you ask him if he dates, his answer is no

But I don't sweat it because it's just pathetic

For me to get involved in that Irina and Lauren shit

I know that he ain’t perfect, I give props to those who deserve it

And believe me y'all, he's worth it

So here's to the red room cuz we got through the vanilla

I finally found somebody that can make me submit

Fifty, you’re so kinky

I think I want you to spank me

What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man

Yes he is…

What a Dom, what a Dom, what a Dom, what a mighty good Dom

My man is smooth with a flogger, and his palm gets twitchy’, if you make him chase.
A body like Lutz with Pattinson’s face

He's smart like a doctor that’s why his company is a hit

But when he’s at home he wants me to submit

He’s always got a gift for me every time I see him

My favorite was the silver balls, holy hell nothing else could evah beat em’

He never made me sign the contract yet

But he gives me orgasms that I'll never forget

He keeps me on cloud nine just with his lips

He's not a fake wannabe and he’s good with a whip

He dresses like a GQ CEO daily, but in his Red Room jeans

He's a God-sent original, the man of my dreams

He finally said he loves me, never says he loves me not

Ties me up like a pro and teases me in all the right spots

My boss came onto me and got really crass

I kicked him in the balls and then Fifty kicked his ass.

Fifty is the man, and he's got the right potion

He spanks me good and then rubs me down with lotion

Yeah, the ritual, highway to heaven

He makes me count the swats … nine… ten… eleven

Even though it's me that he's always choosin'

My smart mouth gets me in trouble, and I know my ass is headin' for a bruisin’

Even when we’re playing he keeps my safety in mind

Which means a lot to me cuz a good Dom is hard to find

What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man

Yes, he is…

What a Dom, what a Dom, what a Dom, what a mighty good Dom

My man gives kinky fuckery lovin' that's why I call him Killer

He's not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, he's a thriller

He takes his time and does everything right

Handcuffs and nipple clamps just to start off the night

He's a real smooth lover, never in a rush

And he gives me goose pimples with every single touch

He tries to give me more anytime he can

Secure in his manhood cuz he's a real man

A glider and a flyer, he loves to take Echo Charlie out

He might be 50 shades of fucked up but that's not all he’s about

Every time I need him, he always got my back

Never disrespectful cuz Irena taught him that

What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man

Yes he is…
What a Dom, what a Dom, what a Dom, what a mighty good Dom

Thanks for letting us share a few reasons we love Fifty Shades, we know there are a million more so leave us a comment below and tell us your favorite reasons for loving him. 

And if you haven't already, make sure you click this link to reserve your copy of Fifty Shades Darker.

by

@Krystih & @Bostongirl1212

Manips by MelbieToast were found on the website www.fiftyshades.ning.com other manips are by unknown creators. Would love to give them credit if you know who they are.  

 *Pssst*

P.S. Bostongirl's birthday just happens to be September 30. Soooo... if someone just happened to want to send her an authographed copy of this book, she would be thrilled! *wink* Just sayin' :)