Saturday, October 24, 2009

New Fanfic: Always & Never


EXCITING FANFIC NEWS

As most of you know, Bostongirl1212, posted her very first fanfic, ALWAYS & NEVER, on fanfiction.net. this week. In just two days, she has already acquired well over a hundred readers and almost every one of those readers "favorited" her story! That is amazing for any new fanfic but even more amazing for a first time author. I think we can definitely call it a hit!

AND MORE EXCITING NEWS...

Bostongirl has agreed to let me use this blog as a platform for all things Always & Never. That means Chapter Teasers, Edward interviews and maybe a few suprises along the way, will all be posted RIGHT HERE on the "AN UNHEALTHY ADDICTION" blog! I'm totally stoked about it! I'm even more stoked about the facr that I get to chose where I meet Edward to do those EPOV interviews! HOT DAMN!!

Just in case you live under a rock and haven't heard about this kickass new fanfic, here's a summary:




Although they've been practically inseparable since the day they became friends, Bella Swan has ALWAYS believed that she and Edward Cullen would NEVER be more than friends, regardless of how well they get along, despite how much she loves him. But the night before Bella is set to return to Arizona, to spend a few months with her mother, the combination of Bella, Edward, vodka and one steamy beach party results in all kinds of boundaries being crossed. Scared at the possibility of something new and unfamiliar, they part ways under strained circumstances leaving both of them wondering if even their friendship can survive.

But now Bella's back. Back, after a long, hot summer with Jake, her lifelong friend from Arizona with whom she shares more than just a few sparks. She is desperate to put Edward Cullen out of her mind once and for all and eager to respond to the advances of someone new on the scene.



As Bella and Edward continue to cling to the pretense of friendship, how long can they pretend that they never acknowledged the truth? That one night meant everything and that they're both desperate for a second chance to make things right. Although they may NEVER admit it, they’ll ALWAYS know there is something between them that simply refuses to be extinguished.



If you still haven't read Chapter 1, you better get moving because Chapter 2 will be posting early next week. GO, GO READ IT NOW http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5460407/1/Always_Never

The "Unhealthy" Moral of the Story: Always & Never and "Textward" is going to own your ass. Believe me, you don't want to miss what's coming next!

Exclusive Insider Info:  EDWARD INTERVIEW AND A CHAPTER 2 TEASER, POSTED HERE TOMORROW. DON'T MISS IT!





Wednesday, October 21, 2009

A Morning Quicky



Because sometimes,
you need a little somethin' different



I LOVE A QUICKY IN THE MORNING...
with Rob AND Kellan...oops I meant or...or Kellan...hehehe!

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Sunday Confessional Part 2: FANFIC ADDITION


Every week, I send a "Sunday Confessional" question to several friends asking them to confess their deepest darkest sins and/or desires to "An Unhealthy Addiction" so I can post them for all the world to see. This weeks question was the following "what if" lust and fornication scenario:


You're in a crowd of 5000 people. Rob is going to pick one person to take up to his hotel room.
How do YOU get his attention?



 This is the answer you get when you ask a fanfic writer:




How would I get Rob's attention? Been there, done that and this is how it went down……




I stood there leaning against the bar, sipping my martini, and sizing up my competition. Honestly? I didn’t have any. And as for Rob? Well that poor guy doesn’t even know what he is in for.



Standing there wearing my favorite LBD (little black dress) that flaunted all my assets. I was clearly showing more than enough cleavage, because the way that fucking bar tender was looking at me, he should’ve been arrested.



Show time! Rob walked out looking like he just rolled out of bed or off the cover from GQ magazine, take your pick ladies. Either way, that man oozed sex!



Will I rush the stage like the others? Screaming and making a fool of myself? No way. Not me. Fuck that.



Some time passed as he made his way threw the endless herd of crazy bitches, doing everything to get his attention. They were offering him everything from buying him a drink to straight up sex. And what do I do? NOTHING! I stood there drinking my martini.



Our eyes met. He smiled and I smirked with an eye roll and toss of my hair. I turned around to grab a cigarette. I pulled one out and just as it reaches my lips I heard the match strike and smelled the sulfur. The match was lit waiting for me. It was Rob. This should be interesting.



I turned and leaned into him allowing him to light my cigarette. I inhaled deeply watching the end of my cigarette ignite. I looked up at Rob through my eye lashes, but our eyes didn’t meet. Oh no his eyes are too busy assaulting my tits.



“See something you like Rob?” I questioned with a smirk



He said nothing. He dragged his eyes to meet mine with a smirk of his own. I picked up my Martini and licked my lips watching Robs eyes shoot from my eyes to my mouth. I took a sip, licking my lips again, tasting the salt from the olives. He instinctively licks his, never pulling his eyes from my mouth.



“You have quite the decision to make tonight Rob” I stated cockier than I should have. But fuck it. What did I have to lose?



“That I do.” He smirked, leaning in much closer than I ever expected. He whispered “What are you going to do to impress me?”



He thinks he so fucking smooth. You have met your match Rob.



Before he could step back, I fisted my hand into his hair at the nape of his neck and pulled him even closer



“I’m already doing it, or you wouldn’t be standing here. Am I correct?” I whispered with the utmost confidence, biting his earlobe slightly before releasing him.



“I-I have to give the others their fair share of my time too,” he admitted apprehensively



“By all means.” I waved him off to tend to his groupies.



His eyes raked over my body one last time and with one last smirk he disappeared into the sea of women behind him.



A short while later I saw Rob slip into the bathroom. I had just about enough of this shit. Game on. It was time to make my move. I slipped into the bathroom behind him unnoticed. I locked the door and waited for him he was standing at the sink when I decided to make myself noticed.



“Rob?” I said more breathy then I had original intended.



He froze at first, our eyes meeting in the mirror. He slowly turned around as I sauntered over towards him and put my hand on his shoulder, slowly sliding it down to meet his hand.



"Rob, honestly," I said, shaking my head replicating disappointment. "Please enlighten me as to why you are wasting your time with all of the foolishness out there?”



I took his hand and slowly slid it up my thigh stopping at my hip. He impulsively tightened his grip on my hip and pulled me to him. My heart was racing but I gave away nothing. I had to stay calm for this fa├žade to work.



“Rob I really hope you make the right choice tonight and I really hope your choice would be willing to do this...”



I unzipped his pants and reached it. Just as I expected, he was rock hard. I stroked him once over his underwear. His breathing was jagged and his eyes rolled back into his head. I unbuttoned his pants and slipped them down along with his boxers, releasing his huge erection.



I leaned in and whispered to him,”…and I really fucking hope for your sake, Rob, your choice will do this.”



I dropped to my knees, circling his tip with my tongue. I sucked on it gently wrapping my lips around it slowly taking him fully into my mouth, while I stroked what was left of him.



“Oh fuck” Rob cried as his hands fisted into my hair and his head flew back in ecstasy.



I continued my manipulations for several minutes, willing him to cum. Just as Rob’s erection was about to explode, I released him from my mouth. His head snapped down to look at me. He looked like a lost puppy. I got up, righting myself and tucking him back into his pants. Confusion, clearly the only thought running through him mind.



I left him standing there bewildered, horny and with the worst case of blue balls in history. I went to the mirror fixing my hair and applied fresh lip-gloss.



Rob finally made his way over to me. “What the fuck was that?!” He was obviously shocked and sounded as if he was still out of breath.



“A preview,” I winked at him in the mirror.



“A preview of what?” He asked, clearly not getting my point.



I turned around and closed the distance between us. I kissed him once softly on the lips.



Leaving my lips ghosting on his, I whispered, “Make your choice and find out.” With one more chaste kiss, I walked out of the bathroom.



I didn’t even make it two steps out the door when I felt him behind me grabbing my arm, pulling me into him. My back slammed against his chest.



I whipped my head around and before I could even speak Rob growled in my ear, “We are getting the fuck out of here, NOW.”



I smirked as Rob practically dragged me threw the parking lot heading straight to his limo..... And THAT ladies, is how you get Rob to pick YOU out of 5000 others. *smirks*




This kickass piece was written by my bestie Bostongirl, who is currently writing an AWESOME fanfic called Always & Never. It is an AMAZING story and you all know that's saying a lot coming from me because I'm a fanfic addict and a critical bitch. It's going be posted on fanfiction.net VERY soon. You're definitely going to see a lot of features for Bostongirl's fanfic here on "An Unhealthy Addiction" because I LOVE it and I know you will too. Be watching for more details for Always & Never by Bostongirl on this blog and on fanfiction.net

Sunday Confessional: DOUBLE FEATURE Part 1 Reader's Addition

"Bless me Father for I have sinned. It's been a week since my last confession
but I've been a naughty girl this week!"




This weeks Sunday Confessional is all about lust and fornication. The following question was posed to our readers to see what extremes they would go to in order to fulfill their lusty, fornicative Rob desires.



You're in a crowd of 5000 people.
Rob is going to pick one person to take up to his hotel room.
What  do YOU do get his attention?

Our readers said.............


Eclipseisbest said:
"I'd give him my "You don't know what your missing" look then reel him in with my eyes."

legacy62 said:
"I would do ANYTHING, lolz! I would yell really loud that I really liked him in the Haunted Airman and love his music. Flashing is an option too. I would also say that I wished I was the nurse in the movie, the one that gets to bathe him. hooorah!!!"


Brina said:
The "NICE" ANSWER: "Well, I would get as close to him as possible and then I would smile and make eye contact. Then since he loves music, I would sing " Your just to good to be true. Can't take my eyes off of you."
THE REAL ANSWER: "I'm gonna get close to him as possible, unzip his pants and gave him a blowjob!"




KathylovesTwi:
"I'd borrow my friend's really cute twins and scream at Rob that they were HIS babies. I'd dress them in plaid flannel to prove it"



linzzer220:
"Well, I forget who it was, but someone from LJ posted a vid of when they met [Rob] in SF on the Hot Topic tour. They had this t-shirt with something about Rob's friend "TomStu" as they call him, so I would probably wear a t-shirt that says "TomStu has my phone #, you want it too? XXX-XXX-XXX" then write my number on the shirt. At least he'd see I was mentioning his friend, that would catch his attention but Rob's a shy kinda guy, doesn't seem like he's into flashy stuff so dressing up and mounting him won't do any good haha, well maybe not entirely haha--I'd at least get joy from that"


Alison4828 said:

"I wouldn't do anything. Rob hates people screaming at him...so he would be attracted to the person not screaming or being a fool. I would just make eye contact and smile...that is the best I can do to win him over"



yoganinjamama said:
"Well, I'm a ninja.so naturally, I'd strip naked and start swinging my nun-chucks around. Sort of like a mating call. What man could resist that?"



I think it's safe to say that our readers are nothing but a bunch of nun-chuck swinging, eye fucking, singing, baby mama drama slinging, FREAKS...and that's why I LOVE YOU ALL! Thank yo to everyone that bared there sins to An Unhealthy Addiction for this week's Sunday Confessional. Leave me a comment telling me what YOU would do to get Rob's attention.

The Unhealthy Moral of the Story: I would get Rob's attention by holding up a neon sign that said, "Pick me and you can bring Kristen...I'll do her too!" Haha! Now, you're asking yourself why you read this blog, right?

**STAY TUNED FOR SUNDAY CONFESSIONAL
PART 2 FANFIC ADDITION

THE SEXIEST FUCKHAWT VIDEO OF ALL TIME



THE WINNER OF AN UNHEALTHY ADDICTION'S
SEXIEST FUCKHAWT ROB PORN VIDEO

OF ALL TIME IS....(drum roll please)






CLOSER TO ROBERT PATTINSON
Owned & Created by Rayneattwilight and Bostongirl1212


CONGRATULATIONS to Rayneattwilight and Bostongirl1212. It was a close vote but the readers spoke and "I WANT TO FUCK YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL" were the words we all want to speak to our Robbie Boy. 

Thank you to all of the this weeks video creators for allowing An Unhealthy Addiction to feature your sexy handy work on our blog. Speaking for all Rob Porn addicts, the time and effort you put into giving us our Rob Porn "fix" is greatly appreciated. I wish you all many kitty licks for a job well done!

The Unhealthy Moral of the Story: I AM ADDICTED ROB PORN....it's not obvious is it???