But what about the sexy ladies? These are some sexy bitches in this saga! Am I right?
Kristen Stewart, who we all know as Bella Swan, is the hottest of all the female Twi babes. She is the kind of sexy that some (insecure) men may shy away from. She just oozes sexuality with a little "I don't give a f*ck!" sprinkled on one side and a little insecurity smeared on the other. She's the perfect mix and sweet and spicy.
In my, Robsten loving, opinion I think this is exactly the reason Rob is so infatuated with her. He totally digs a chick that can think for herself and her rockin' bod helps too, I'm sure. How could he resist her? She is total hot! Damn, I'm straight and married and still have a crush on her!
Ashley Greene is a close second when it comes to Twi Saga hotties with hoo-ha's. She is all about being the hot girl next door. Ya' know the type! They're the ones that the teenage boys try to spy on through a bedroom window or over the backyard fence and when she catches them she pretends not to see them while she seductively rubs lotion on her legs. Yep, you know exactly what I'm talking about!
This girl's sugary sweet! Sweet enough to give you cavities that is. The crazy thing about girls like Ashley is that they always appear to be a little shy and all smiley but they almost always have a hidden freaky side. I doubt any man out there would complain about it though. What is that Ludacris line?? Something about "a lady in the street but a freak in the bed"...mmm hmmm! If the opportunity (and a bottle of tequila) presented itself, I'd happily welcome a little "freak" show!
More sexy babes after the jump