Saturday, February 27, 2010

Freshly Finger Fucked Rating

After the BAFTA Hair Fail of 2010, I was sooo nervous about what Rob's hair would look like today.

Then the airport pic's about killed me.
It was as if the beanie "was just there to tease me"
(hehe sorry had to use a RM line...but it's fitting today, right?)

I really don't care as much about what he says or wears in these press junkets, as I do about how his BEAUTIFUL TRESSES look. Although him saying that the wardrobe dept didn't have a modesty patch for him during sex scenes and then describing how they "had to use half a bra to create a "ball sack" for him and how they had to wrap it around his leg and into his ass crack to hold it in place" was one the funniest things I've ever heard in my life.

Anyway, after watching the vids and then rewatching them, and watching them again, and again, and again.. I am finally ready to share my feelings about the look of today's locks...

Here is the points break down:

Cleanliness                    -65 (def needs a good shampooing)
Height                           -10 (not totally flat but not quite as ERECT as I prefer)
Touch Count                 +75 (seeing him touch his hair...almost as good as seeing him touch OTHER places)
Total =                         undecided


Compared to:         
Rome Hair                   -10
Mark Segul                  -20
GQ                              -10
BAFTA                       +110



Love this Vid ~ Hand Cuffs, Top Hats, Ball Sacks and Ass Cracks

This might be one of my favorite interview vid's of Rob ever!
I swear I could listen to him talk all fucking day!

Yummy New Edward Video!

Yes, I'm lifting shit off Robsessed Blog again...Sorry!! I just can't help it.
She always has the good stuff and this video was just to yummy to pass up! I could watch it over and over!

Warning: Rob ShamWow panties required for the safety of the furniture you're sitting on.

Edward ~ From Twilight to New Moon
by Biel

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Someone Please Tell Rob that the Bill Compton Look is BAD!

Rob you are NOT Bill Compton!

Why Rob?

Why you would ever want to mimic the look of the old geezer dude on True Blood is beyond me!

Why would you forsake the S.O.F. SEX HAIR to look like this nasty creeper?

We definitely know it isn't to get a little piece of Sookie cookie because we all know
(Woot! Woot! Total win for me and my choco brown tresses!)

B-Girl suggested that maybe you were trying to keep your options open

for a future spot on another popular vamp show, with all the recent Breaking Dawn back and forth.

I guess listing TWILIGHT on your resume, when applying for a Vamp TV gig,
would probably give you a slight edge in casting, huh?

Not too mention how incredibly sexy you probably look lying on a casting couch...RAWR!
 If I was a casting director, you'd defintiely be getting a call back! *unf*

But honestly, this look just ain't your thing babe!
So, please do us all a favor and show up in NY next week
looking like the lick-a-licious, Rob we all know and love and ruin expensive panties over!

Because seriously, I would take freshly finger fucked hair in frankenpants and an ugly, dirty, sweaty, borrowed plaid shirt over the Bill Compton, greasy forehead, Curly Q do in a tux, any day of the week!
(P.S. thank you @PurpleBrina17 for my favorite new Rob hair description "freshly finger fucked"! I love it!)

Incase you interested,
below is the real life story about my hubby how this Rob/Bill Compton hair fial post came to be.
I thought it was kind of funny!

I have to tell you that my hilarious hubby is really the one that pointed out that our beloved Rob resembled Bill Compton at the BAFTA's Sunday. I was sitting next to him on the couch, laptop in tow, scrolling through the BAFTA pics, practically in tears. Hubby, witnessing my obvious distress, leans over and says "Uh oh, which fanfic are you reading, Potward or OCDward?"
Yes, hubby really does know that Edward from How to Save a Life is Potward and Edward from High Anxiety is OCDward and that these are the two fanfics that always make me cry...Yes, he is an awesome hubby and actually pays attention to what I tell him...well 99% of the time anyway.
So, anywoo, I show him the pic of Rob with the greasy, flat, fail, hair do nightmare. Of course, hubby knows that I have a hair fetish sickness (which is odd since hubby's head is shaved as slick as a babies bottom) but anyway, he immediatley goes into consolation mode. With his arm around my shoulder, he pulled me into him. Speaking in a soft voice he says, "It's ok baby, rob is allowed to have bad hair days. It happens to everyone." Wiping the tear off my cheek he continues, "Sweety, it isn't that bad. He kind of looks like the Bill guy on True blood. Some girls like that, right?"
Immediately, I'm LMAO and had to call B-Girl back (you know we had already been on the phone all morning bitching and whining about the hair fuckery) to tell her that hubby actually said Rob looked like Bill from True Blood. I'm not sure what part was funnier...the fact that my hubby consoled me through a Rob hair fetish breakdown or the fact that he knew comparing rob to Bill was the most laughable thing on the planet...because we all know Rob is soooo much hotter than Bill...even with fucked up hair! My hubby is awesome!

Sunday, February 21, 2010


If you follow this blog AT ALL, you know that I am a total
Rob/Edward hair hoor and that I have a very serious, admitted hair fetish.

If you know me, even a little bit, you know that I am in a full blown hair-gate freak out right now. WTF was that nasty greasy, alfalfa, curly thing stuck to his greasy forehead , hair do, FUCKERY!? This is unacceptable. This is NOT SOF (sex on fire)!

This was a TUX event Rob…don’t you know that T-U-X spells SEX ON FIRE??
WTH is wrong with you?

We go through months and months looking at you dressed like a damn hobo. You wear dirty frankenpants, and holey Stoli shirts, and broken down Nike’s but as robessed freaks, we deal with it and love you anyway. We accept it and wait patiently for the moments, few and far between, when you go to an awards show or premiers and have to put on a suit.

THIS WAS ONE OF THOSE OCCASIONS…and what do you do???
You show up looking like NERDWARD! WTF??

Honestly Rob, I am sick and tired of waiting anxiously in front of my damn laptop, for hours on end, to catch a quick glimpse of you, only to get this! C’mon…throw a girl a bone already!

I am just over it. Honestly, what the hell is your problem?

Do you remember when he used to show up at events looking all yummy, with sex hair, and that little glimmer in his eye, with that panty dropper smirk? Do you remember Sex Drive, Rome Rob, Cannes Rob?

Is my love CONDITIONAL you ask…HELL YEAH!

I don’t know you personally, so your looks are all I have. I believe that at least half of what you say in interviews is either scripted, or total bullshit that you’re is expected to say, or total bullshit that you say to get us riled up. So, as much as I love to see you in interviews (mostly to hear your voice), I still can’t say that I know you. So, yeah, the looks, the HAIR, the jaw, the smirk, the lips, the tongue…THAT’S IT baby!

The way I see it, I spend hundreds of hours and thousands of dollars to support you and everything cotton pickin’ thing you do. I buy multiple movie tickets and dvd’s of movies that I don’t even care to see only because you are in it. I buy the mags your in, I even write a damn blog about you. And what do you do to repay me? You show up with your hair shellacked like some 1950’s George McFly wanna’ be! Hello….McFlyyyyy!!!!!

Well, I find it unacceptable and to show how mad I am I am boycotting you, Rob. How long you ask? Well, I don’t know…probably just until tomorrow, but still…I’m mad right now and I am pouting about it. I even changed my twitter avi to Kellan so THERE!