Saturday, December 12, 2009

Readers Response to My Rob vs. Papz Rant

As you may recall, I recently posted a Rob vs. Papz rant about the the ongoing debate over whether or not the papz have the right to be such a pain in the ass to Rob and other celebs. The question of "do papz go to far" is not a new one but the debate took a whole new turn and in some cases laid down a dividing line between Rob's fans after last weeks Marcus Foster concert. As usual, I had to air my opinion...nothing new, right?Well, at the end of that post I left an open invittation to anyone that wanted to send me a reply via comment or by email. Some people agreed and some people didn't. But the great thing about the world we live in is that we are all free to HAVE an opinion and free to SHARE it.

By @Amanda1104
This is my rant! I'm actually more pissed about Rob himself!
My rant to Rob! You have been in the *bizz* for a while now. Ok, we know you are a shy guy and like your personal life, but damn come on?? Hiding your face only makes it worse. They will haunt you more if you hide. That is their job. Granted they need to really chill out and not be all up in your personal space, but the more you fight it, the more they will pry! Look at it as your 15 min of fame. Tomorrow it might be all over and one day it will be! So smile bright and let us fans oogle at you from afar!

And as far as these fellow bloggers that are all about *respect Rob*, are you kidding me?? If it wasnt for the papz we would have 3/4of the collection of pics we all have... (i.e. black vneck pics, all of the sexy RM pics, do you want me to continue?) So why dont ya'll *respect rob* and calm the fuck down!!
Ok my rant is done! Thanks for reading!

By @nextstopsf
I believe, unfortunately, that the paparazzi come with the job of acting.....invasion of privacy?...ABSOLUTELY! Does it make me sick to my stomach (lit'rally) the way they behave sometime trying to get the stupid pic?....HELL YES!!! (I can't & don't watch pap vids at all!) Do I feel bad for Rob?....YES, he and all the others that are hounded by paps. Do I think Rob is man enough to handle this?....WITHOUT A DOUBT. I will even add that I believe he has and will handle it better than most!

I also have a strong opinion on tabloids (both the mags and the net one's) - that most of this pics end up in/on..... I do not follow them on twitter- do not have any bookmarked on my laptop, nor do I buy any of those "magazines"(it is hard for me to even call them that) I am serious about this --- I lit'rally own 2 magazines with Rob on the cover... GQ and the glorious new Vanity Fair! No kidding - I own no others and the GQ came in the mail as I subscribe to it!

For those of you who know me, may think that I own so few because I am in the 'Rob closet'(my happy place) so to speak, but truly that is not the case. I don't support any of those other mags, not even People, because they make shit up or at the least sensationalize EVERYTHING! UGH! But I have always been this way. As far as fans being respectful...I am all for this! Those 'skanks' in NYC this summer gave us all a bad name! So, of course Respect Rob... and do that in anyway you see fit! Strangely, we all have our own personal feelings towards him. Frankly, I can't even wrap my head around the way I feel...because I am definitely not the demographic that the media thinks follows Rob!! NOT EVEN CLOSE! (and proud of it too, by the way!) I think generally we all want the same thing for him.... to keep making movies where we can drool over him regularly on the big screen, oh and please God let him record some music and sit down at the piano and play for all of us ...willingly :)

That is all I have to say about that...for now! ;)
Thanks to Unhealthy Addiction for letting be heard!!!

By @PurpleBrina17
Wow, I just wanna' say that I love you Krys! "You say what you mean and you mean what you say" haha, sorry for the John Mayer, LOL! I know, cheesey but it's true.

I love Rob as much as the next grownass woman or teenage girl but this shit with the Papz and him and every other celebrity is gettin' fucking old. I love to see pics of Rob in magazines, press shit, movie releases or whatever, but to be honest, do I care if Rob is back in LA or if he had drinks with Megan Fox??? Fuck no!(Well, maybe I woud wanna' see Rob and Megan kiss that could be fucking hot) *rolls eyes smiling* Ok, seriously I don't fucking care.

Don't get me wrong, I will look if there are photos or whatever and I might even read the bullshit in "OK" while I wait in line at the store but sometimes I can't FUCKING stand it. Everything celebrities do is on the web in mintues. I am surprise we don't know how many times Rob takes a piss in a day. :-)
I have to agree it's the price they pay for doing what they love. It comes with the job. I have a met few celebrities in my life and I can tell you the good from the bad. Some love it, love their fans and having their photos taken (Ellen) and others act like they are to fucking good to talk to you , let alone have their photo taken. (Carson Daly and Ray J)

So, if you truly believe that the Papz are disresecpting Rob or Robsten (fuckin dumbass name BTW) then post your #respectrob, rant on your blog or bitch on twitter. But only post the approved photos. And not the photos of Rob walking down the streets of LA or Robsten (dumbass name again) kissin or holding hands. Cause in your eyes he is being taken advantage of.

Look people Life IS Hard and it aint easy. You can't have shit both ways. It just don't fucking work like that. So Rob is a big time movie star and in that life you gotta' give some shit up as well as gain some shit. He knows his photo is gonna be taken when he leaves a bar drunk on a friday night, in a hoodie in the rain. ( Ya, I seen the footage). He knows! Ok, I don't think he needs any extra respect.
My thumbs are crampin up cause I just typed this shit out on my blackberry. So, I am done.
Respect this Blog Bitches!!!

By @Robmusement She posted this on her blog Robmusement as well....go check it out

I read a post at An Unhealthy Addiction that I did not necessarily agree with and the following is my response. I would just like to say before I start that I read Krysti's full post and did not leave an angry comment nor did I berate her on twitter. When I sent the following letter to her, she responded kindly and asked to post my letter. See we are grown women, who can maturely agree to disagree
(obviously not without the word fuck) and still be friendly.
Respect works on all different levels.

It is my humble opinion that while celebrities know that with fame comes paparazzi, it is not my belief that any amount of money should buy all of anyone's peace of mind. I do not believe that paps should have the right to follow any celebrity around and wait outside their hotel rooms to assault them with a camera everytime they poke their heads out the door. Yes, being a celebrity comes with being recognized and people wanting your photo. However, making movies, being a rockstar, etc. is a job. Everyone deserves to go home and rest after work. Every human being deserves to go out on the town and have a good time without photos being printed in the newspaper the next morning and the rumor mills fueling the economy.

While it is possible that some of the fuckery could be dismantled if the celeb would stop and pose for 10 seconds, I highly doubt it, because these bastards are never satisfied. No, it wouldn't kill any celebrity to smile, wave and be on their way. But therein lies two problems. First, the paps won't stop at that. They always need one more photo. One more pose. One more roll. Second, and this is the one I feel super strongly about. I won't argue because that is needless when I know I'm right. So pay attention. I would cut my own fucking brother for getting in my face and snapping photographs of me when I don't want it and I don't think that I am better than any celebrity or vice versa. Whether they have had a bad day, are a bit too drunk, or what the fuck ever reason, if they don't want to have the pic taken, this should be respected.

Also, I realize that most celebs are attention seekers, but not all of them are like Paris Hilton. Not everyone likes to wiggle their ass in front of a camera every time they have to go errands or hang with their friends. Yes it's true, to some degree that celebs need paps to stay in the spotlight and further their careers. It is also true that paparazzi have become excessive, evasive, and out-of-control. This did not start with my beloved Rob, it has been a spiraling tornado for a long while now and we all know what happens when the tornado touches down. Chaos, destruction, and ruined lives. Ever notice how it is never the camera men who suffer the consequences? Who put these bastards in charge and who in the fuck is allowing them to rule like Hitler with a camera? This is information I need.

That being said, what constitutes an unacceptable pap pic? Hood up, head down means he doesn't want his fucking picture taken. Period. End of discussion. I don't give a fuck what the reason is or how much money the pap is losing or the exposure the celeb is forsaking. I'm talking about decency. Compassion. Humanity. Respect. Which Webster's defines as: an act of giving consideration.

I do not feel that the Remember Me pics are off limits because he was working when they were taken and most of the ones I have were taken by fans, who were there as well. If that makes me a hypocrite, I'll buy a fucking t-shirt with it written on the front, right across my big ass tits for Rob. All I'm saying is if you or I were following Rob around (or any celebrity) taking his picture when he was in public and he asked not to be photographed, we would be arrested. So why are these asstards exempt? To me, it doesn't necessarily make a fuck where he is or what he's doing. Wasn't it us women who came up with the phrase, "No means, no"?

I have one more adamant commandment. You can take this one to the bank. I don't know who the fuck this Kristen is and I don't give a rat's ass. I assure you there will never be a photo of her in the park under any circumstances.

In summary, paps are a part of a celeb's life and they should be held accountable for the same laws as us common folk. I don't mind paps making money on pics, just not at the expense of the celebrity. There will NEVER be a photo of what's her name on this blog. To put it simply as ToR did, if Rob doesn't want it, neither do I. Any human being should be able to say no and be heard and listened to.

It boils down to three major points:

1. Paps have crossed a line and need to be reigned in. I have heard there are people designated to deal with these types of situations, yet have seen no evidence. I'll tell you the damn truth though, let me go piss behind the dumpster and the fucking popo will show up both times. Moving on.

2. Respect is about allowing an individual to tell what he is uncomfortable with and as human beings with individual needs of our own changing to accommodate. It's karma people.

3. My respect and admiration for the lovely Rob Pattinson will not stop me, should I have the great fortune of meeting him, from attempting to lure him back to my place for margaritas and a game of war, in which we both lay on the bed and blow the hell out of each other and then have make-up sex. Only if he wants to, of course.
Still friends?

When @Robmusement emailed that to me, I sent the following response back to the way, I must say...I LOVE her for telling me her opinion!

by @Krystih response to Robmusement
This is great! I love it. You are more then welcome to reference my blog when you post this on yours. I appreciate you taking the time to send this to me. It's important to me that I have both points of view. And thanks a bunch for pimping Always and Never and my blog for the teasers, etc. Jackie is my bestie and I want her story to get as much attention as possible!

In response to your...response, LOL, My inention in my blog rant, which I wish I would have reittirated a little better, was that no matter what your opinion is on the subject, we are all entitled to have an opinion. And no one should be beaten down verbally or otherwise for whatever opinion that may be.

The real reason I decided to posted my rant wasn't at all about whether or not anyone decided to support the "Respect Rob" campaign. What really sent me over the deep end was when certain persons felt it necessary to verbally abuse anyone that tweeted anything in disagreement. Just because someones opinion is what it is, that doesn't give anyone the right to send them 100 tweets in 5 minutes telling me how stupid and ignorant they are or tell me that they are a fucking whore because they didn't jump on the bandwagon.

Personally, I am fortunate enough to have wide shoulders and thick skin. So, if that attack had been directed at me, I would have laughed off said twitter assault and moved on with my day, unfazed.

Unfortunately, the poor seventeen year old girl that was attacked and humilated by certain adult women, didn't have such thick skin. That was absolutely unacceptable.

As far as the Remember Me photos are concerned, I disagree with your reasoning . It doesn't matter if Rob is working or not. According to what I understand, and I could be wrong, the Respect Rob campaign is about standing up against people taking ANY pictures of Rob without his approval or permission. So, why is it ok to take pictures of him while he is working but not while he is walking down the street.

Someone walking into my office, taking my picture while I'm writing an insurance policy isn't really any different then someone standing on the sidewalk talking my picture while I walk down the street. It's all the same. Is it acceptable to annoy someone at work but not acceptable to annoy them after work? And if I recall correctly, the studio actually had to build a box for Rob to hide behind so the FANS and PAPZ would not annoy him and photgraph him while he was in between scenes.

Again, my real issue isn't whether or not a group of people stand together to fight against something they feel is unacceptable. My real issue is first, that all of us are allowed to have an opinion and second that if you are going to take the stand, you better stand ALL THE WAY up, no matter what the cause.

If you decide to stand in support of gay marriage you can't say "it's ok for gay people to get married BUT don't allow them kiss in public, because I don't like to see that".

If you decide to stand up against domestic violence you can't say "arrest men that hit women BUT don't arrest women that hit men because they don't hit as hard.

People can't say "RESPECT ROB" then say "well, it's ok for me to post this picture from Just Jared because Rob is smiling and happy in this one BUT nobody better post that pic from Radar Online because he looks pissed and irritated and that makes me feel bad.

And who will be appointed to decide what is or isn't an acceptable time to take Robs picture. Is there going to be a rule book that says, "you are allowed to take Rob's pic if he is smiling, has his hood down, his faux-hawk is pointing northeast, he isn't doing anything embarrassing and he has a blue flag hanging on his back side but only on the left side cuz' yeah thats the crip side BUT don't dare take his pic if he has his hood up, he's wearing an ugly ball cap, has been drinking, is without a pair of Rayban's or is just in a generally crappy mood. Who gets to determine what the rules are?

If you are going to get all "Just Say No" to the papz, then as you put means no. That means no exceptions. Just because he looks totally fuckable in this pic but not so much in this one..that shouldn't determine whether or not it's acceptable post it.

One of the great things about this Robsessed world that we all CHOOSE to live in, is the amazing women that all come together for the love of our Twi/Robsession. Through twitter, fanfic and blogging, I have had the pleasure to meet some of the most truly talented, creative and caring women I have ever known. We are a group of educated, strong, independent women that should be continuing to build each other up not tear each other down. The beauty of all of this is that we can be on Team Edward but be Best Twitter Friends Forever with a gal that is Team Emmett or Team Jacob...yeah, yeah, ok even Team Jasper...BUT only if she is REALLY NICE! LOL!

So, no matter what our opinions are on the whole crazy mess...I love you for WHO are and for the amazing talents you so graciously and lovingly share with us!!!

Respect works on all different levels
I am more than willing to post more reader letters if you send then to me at I believe everyone is allowed to have an opinion...please tell me yours!
Hugs & Kisses! ~ Krystih

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Always & Never ~ Edward's Post Interview Chapter 7

I can’t believe that Edward is late again. This is getting really ridiculous. So much for Mr. Fucking Punctual. At this point, everyone but Edward knows that Bella is on her way home. I think he is going to shit himself when he finds out. I wonder if he’ll drop that skanky hoor Lauren when he finds out Bella’s back. Wouldn’t you love to see Bella beat that bitch’s ass? Hell Yeah! I love a good cat fight! Especially when a skank is getting her nasty ass beat! Oh shit, I better stop talking about his new piece of ass…I hear him coming down the hall.

Krysti: Dammit, Edward. I thought you promised not to be late anymore. This is going to have to be quick. I have another appointment and now I’m running late.

Edward: *gives an apologetic shrug* Fuck, Krys. I’m sorry. I totally lost track of time. *gives Krysti a questioning look* Another appointment?

Krysti: *glares at him with hands on hips* For your information, I do I have real life that doesn’t revolve around you, Edward. So, lets get on with this. What’s the deal with Lauren, is she your girlfriend or what?

Edward: *chuckles at Krysti* I don’t fucking do girlfriends. In fact I haven’t even fucked her yet.

Krysti: Seems like she has your ass jumping through a lot of hoops to not be your girlfriend? Shopping with her and running errands like picking up her car from the shop?
Edward: I only said we were going to pick up her fucking car because I didn’t want to sound like a pussy and say I had to go shopping for fucking costumes. I didn’t even want to go but fuck that, I wasn’t going to let her go pick shit out on her own. Who knows what the fuck she would try to dress me in.

Krysti: *smirks, thinking of Edward dressed in something that requires tights* Speaking of costumes, what did you think of Bella’s costume?

Edward: *licks lips and discreetly adjusts himself* That was really fucking hot. I wish I was going to be there...*clears throat* you know, incase some stupid mother fucker tries to fucking put his hands on her *mumbles something under his breath*

Krysti: *leans forward trying to hear him* I’m sorry? I didn’t quite hear that, did you say…mine?

Edward: *glares at Krysti*

Krysti: One last questions before I I have to leave for my appointment. What exactly were you doing all that time, after Bella sent you the pic. She waited a long time for you to respond. What took you so long?

Edward: Fuck Krysti, I just went over this shit with Bostongirl I’m not going to rehash this shit again. You can just read about it next week with everyone else.

Krysti: *rolls eyes and takes a deep breath trying to control her temper* Well, Edward I appreciate you taking the fucking time to come to my office and for being so willing to share your feelings with me. *rolls again and gives him a sarcastic smile then looks at her watch* And now thanks to you, I’m running late for my date…uh…I mean…appointment. so I’ll just see you next week. *waves hand impatiently towards the door motioning him to leave*

Edward: *looks at Krysti a bit surprised* Date? Ok, well I guess I will see you next week. *walks towards door* Oh yeah, Krys?  I heard you and B-Girl were going shoe shopping this weekend. Make sure you buy something sexy *winks at Krysti while running his hand slowly through his hair* …and I‘ll expect you to have them on when I come in next week. *turns and walks out the door with a smirk on his face*

It would be so much easier to hate that asshole if he wasn’t so damn sexy. The worst part is, HE KNOWS IT! He knows that he has this power over women. Ugh! Maybe I should try to enlist in that boot camp that Alice and Rose are making Bella go through. Yeah, I don't see B-Girl letting that happen.

So, what do you think? What is Edward going to do when he finds out Bella is back? Do you think he is going to freak out when she goes to the dance with their new friend? Tell me what you think. I love your comments…they are almost as great as touching Edward’s hair…ALMOST!

Monday, December 7, 2009

Rob vs. Papz ~ This Blogger Bitch's Opinion

I love this Rob and I want him back!!

It's sad to say but I will probably lose followers as soon as I post this blog. I love all my followers on the blog and on twitter and truly hope none of you leave me over this but I have to get this shit off my chest. I would hope that you would all RESPECT the fact that I am entitled to have my opinion just as you are entitled to have yours! Yeah...yeah...opinions and assholes...I know the saying but this is MY fucking blog! LMAO!!

*DEEP BREATH* It is MY honest opinion that celebrities know beyond a shadow of a doubt that fame comes with paparazzi and with paparazzi comes having your pic taken WHILE OUT IN PUBLIC . Actors are not PAID MILLIONS of dollars to play make believe in front of a video camera. They are paid millions to essentially GIVE UP all right to ANONYMITY. Part of being famous means that when you go out to a club, restaurant or any PUBLIC place you are fair game for photogs and fans alike

That being said, I do not believe that papz have the right to film or photog celebrities in the privacy of their own homes or even INSIDE restaurants while they are eating, etc. But I’m sorry, to and from the door, you are OUT IN a PUBLIC place and should expect to have your picture taken. But I DO NOT BELIEVE ANYONE SHOULD EVER BE ALLOWED TO PUT THEIR HANDS ON ANYONE or ever be in anyone’s PERSONAL SPACE, celeb or not. So, I do think some kind of ‘Paparazzi 20 feet Law’ should be passed to ensure the safety of the celebs and their families. They all have huge lens that can still get pics of the individual nose hairs up each nostril if they so desire from even 100 feet away or more so seriously, 20 feet should be no big deal.

But, I also think that if a celeb would STOP FOR 10 SECONDS and let the papz get their money shot, it won’t be a free for all, where papz are trying to crawl on the fucking ground between your legs to get pics of you, while you're trying to look down and hide your face. Look at the difference in the scene when celebs stop or when celebs run and hide their faces. It’s totally night and day. It won’t kill ANY celeb INCLUDING ROB FUCKING PATTINSON to wave at the camera and then continue on their way. I guess it’s better to hide your face or bury your head because that certainly doesn’t send the papz into a balls out frenzy or anything. I AGREE that what the papz do is RUDE and DISGUSTING. Is it right, NO! Is it a reality, YES!

Agree or not, but celebs NEED the papz. Celebs have to stay in the public eye. The papz actually help build a celebrities BANKABILITY. The studios want the celebs that are hot and will draw in fans and that means being WANTED which means PAPZ following you. If the papz STOP following you that means YOUR 15 MINUTES IS OVER and you might as well hang it up. So, if you are a celebrity and you can’t or won’t deal with the FAME and ALL that comes with it, including the PAPZ then get the FUCK OUT OF ‘HOLLYWOOD’ and go find a new career. I’m sure there are dozens of people in line ready and willing to take your place in the middle of that spotlight even when that SPOTLIGHT is made up of PAPZ CAMERA FLASHES!

As far as this “Respect Rob” campaign is concerned, if you feel like the papz are making Rob truly distressed and emotionally distraught then by all means STAND UP FOR YOUR BELIEFS. But if you are going to do it, you have to do it ALL THE WAY. Don’t be a HYPOCRITE. You absolutely cannot say RESPECT ROB then tweet or blog the PAPZ pics that you think are “acceptable”. You can’t post a pic of “ROBSTEN KISSING AT THE KOL concert one day then scream RESPECT ROB the next. You can’t post pics of them holding hands in Paris or them arriving at the airport together. If you posted the pictures of Rob on the beach during the filming of Remember Me or in the park wearing the blue hoody YOU ARE A HYPOCRITE. You can’t pick and chose which paparazzi pics are acceptable and which are not. It’s all or none. If you post any single pic of him that is not OFFICIALLY RELEASED BY THE STUDIO, PRESS JUNKET OR PHOTO SHOOT, you will be a HYPOCRITE.

I am curious to see what would happen tomorrow if Rob just happened to step out in that coveted STOLI SHIRT? If the Papz are the ones that get the shot of him wearing that bitch…and he was smiling and waving…every one would post that pic RIGHT FUCKING NOW!! You can lie to me and yourself but deep down you know it’s true! Same goes with Robsten. If the paps got a pic of Robsten standing under the mistletoe playing tonsil hockey you would totally post it. ALL OR NONE! It has to be all or none.

The sad part is, those very same pics that everyone is screaming about from Friday night might could have been viewed as acceptable if it wasn’t for Rob’s reaction. If Rob would have stood there with Bobby and Marcus and smiled and joked, or whistled…LIKE HE NORMALLY DOES, those pics would have been “acceptable” and this whole thing would be a non-issue. But because Rob was having a bad day, or wasn’t in the mood, or was a little more WASTED then he should have been, he got all bitchy about the papz this ONE TIME and everyone decided to go all “PROTECT ROB” or hell what I know…maybe all the fame has finally gone to Rob’s head and maybe he has finally been convinced that he is TOO GOOD TO BE PHOTOG’d and does want to be “saved”. I honestly don’t know. But the fact that he is laughing his ass off in the back seat of this car kind of makes me think he wasn't ready to have an emotional break down anytime soon. When he hides his face against the wall, while waiting for them to open the door, he seriously looks DRUNK, not emotionally distraught. And BTW the voice saying "Please...guys" is NOT ROB''s Bobby!

Think about it people. This is the same guy that uses his middle finger to scratch his forehead when the papz take his pic. This is the same guy that laughs and makes confused silly faces not understanding why they even want his pic to begin with. The only time he acts like this is usually when he’s with Kristen and seriously that’s more about Kristen then Rob. She always run when alone. HE NEVER RUNS when he’s alone. Furthermore, I hate to be the one to tell you this but 99.9% of actors are NARCISSISTS and GET OFF ON the ATTENTION. You don’t have to believe me, but it’s true.

So, that’s the gist of my opinion. I have a lot more to add about Rob himself but it will have to wait for another day. I’m just too pissed to get into all of that right now. But, I guess if you can’t deal with the fact that this is my OPINION and want to “unfollow” me then…FUCK YOU and BYE-BYE because I really only want followers that have opinions of their own too. Be strong and stand up for what you REALLY believe in, not what I tell you to believe or what anyone else wants you to believe. Do what you feel is right for YOU! And don't fucking look at me all shocked right now either, because you all know I'm a rude, wordy, opinionated bitch. This isn't NEWS!

Over the next few days I will be posting letters regarding this issue from followers that have opinions on both sides of this issue. If you want to have your opinion heard you can email your letters to me at and I might post it on this blog. Please specify if you want your letters to be confidential or not. I can't guarantee all letters will be posted, but I WILL post letters on both sides of the issue.