Friday, December 31, 2010

Happy New Year from An Unhealthy Addiction & The TwiMafia

Out with 2010 and in with 2011!

What would a New Year be without a list of New Year's Resolutions, right?

Here's what the TwiMafia is resolving to do in 2011...

What are my resolutions? Well the new year doesn't change them much.... am old enough to know that you only keep them when you mean them and it doesn't take a New Year  to make them! I continue to want to be a better friend - better mother - better woman by being true to myself - not taking  shit I don't deserve and to know  the difference! I will continue to love Rob unconditionally and support him in the same manor .....oh and hope to pursue a more "fiftyshades" inspired sex life!! WOOT! Oh and on certain things ...I am sure I will remain relatively still in the closet and I am good with that....happy in there actually.... LOL!

2. Not to hate on Rob so much this year.. ONLY IF he promises to always looks hot LIKE EDWARD FUCKING CULLEN HAWT and never grows a beard again :) LMAO!
3. TO SPEND at least a FEW days with my BESTIES (The Twimafia) and NOT only at my baby shower but AFTER when I can have a drink with my girls again!

@Amanda1104 said:
My 2011 New years resolution, will be... who r we kidding like we stick to these things anyways!  Diet, work out, quit smoking, sleep more, spend more time with family..... YA RIGHT! Lets make one that we will stick to, I'm gonna shop more to get the economy better, I'm gonna not flip off people behind there backs I'll have them turn around! LOL  Time to focus on the goods like sexy men and good liquor... LOL so lets kiss 2010 goodbye and open our arms and dry hump the hell out 2011 and give it our all! XOXOXO ~ Stoli~  

My 2011 Resolutions...

1. To Live a healthier lifestyle Mentally, Emotionally, and Physically
2. Be happier (not sweat the shit that doesn't matter)
3. If Rob walks by me in a bar again ( I hope & pray this happens again) I will NOT be too DRUNK to talk to him!
4. Love myself MORE
5. Try more new things, you only live once, so go big or get out my way cause I am going BIG! :-)
Ok, I think that's it bestie! LOVE YOU & YOUR BLOG!

And for MY New Year's Resolutions...
1. Send NextstopSF a can of lovely RED paint for her closet!
2. Go all BETA BITCH on Bostongirl's ass so she WILL finish Alway & Never
3. Buy LOTS of cute cupcake stuff for Bostongirl's new lil' cupcake that will be here in May!
4. Send Amanda1104 a self-help book on how to STICK TO YOUR GOALS!
5. Keep the Jager away from PurpleBrina17 when we're in the bar with Rob & remind her the EVERYONE LOVES HER!

I also resolve to have more moments like this...

Spend more time fantasizing about this...

and dream of a lot of this..

and maybe even pray for a little of this...

...and last but not least, maybe I will finish and post one of those damn fics I pretend to write...
 nah, probably not!

On a more serious note, as 2010 comes to end I would like to take a moment to thank all the people that do so much for me and this blog.

Thank you to @Robmusement for the awesome banners and avi's that you make for me and Bostongirl's fic, Always & Never. You truly give life to the story and to the blog! HUGS!!!

Thanks to @HungryVampire for always being there to help my techtarded ass figure out how to fix all the crap I screw up on this blog and for always making me smile. You are such a sweety!! KISSES!

Thank you to @RayneatTwilight for all the amazing videos you make. The birthday videos you made for all the TwiMafia were AWESOME!! And I can't wait to see the new one you're going to make for the blog!! Squee! Hugs & Luvs!

AND A HUGE THANKS TO ALL OF YOU that read and and follow this blog! You always make me laugh with your comments and it makes my heart flutter when that little hit counter climbs higher and higher!

And last but NEVER LEAST thank you to the TwiMafia for everything!!! You have truly made this one of the BEST years I've ever had. I'm so glad that you're all such a huge part of my life. Thank you for always leaving comments on the blog when no one else does and for always helping and supporting this dumb little blog. Hugs & kisses to you all!

What are your New Year's Resolutions???? Leave me some love in the comments below and tell us what you resolve to do in 2011!

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Rob Porn & A Festive New Banner

This post was originally supposed to be posted two weeks ago but then my laptop crashed and it never made it to post. So without further ado... a very belated thank you to @Robmusement for the awesome banner.... and on to the original post...

I needed to post something so I could show off the awesome new banner @Robmusement made for me! I really didn't have anything to blog about at the moment so you know my motto...

When all else fails...

How about some flash back Holiday RobPorn Manips
from last Christmas to ring in the holiday!
by Unknown

by Unknown

by HungryVampire

by Unknown

Mmmm! I love me some Santa RobPorn! And let the holiday Season begin...
And remember

If you can tell me who made these PLEASE so so I can give credit where credit is do!!

Thursday, November 4, 2010


This is a special birthday post for my Bestie Amanda1104 ...a.k.a. STOLI!


Stoli, a few friends would like to wish you a Happy Birthday....

Video by RayneatTwilight

from Photoshopwhore

Love, The TwiMafia

 I hope you have a wonderful birthday bb!
Pour yourself a drink in that big ass glass, out your feet up and relax all day!
You deserve it!
I am so thankful that I am lucky enough to call you a bestie!
Hugs & Luvs!!

Special thanks to RayneatTwilight for making that kickass video, to Robmusement for helping with the pictures and to everyone that sent birthday wishes to our awesome bestie, Amanda1104

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

They Used my Voice on The Buried Life....

but they EDITED THE HELL OUT OF MY CONVO WITH JONNIE!!! What's up with that????

HOLY SHIT... that was my voice on The Buried Life's "Get a Lock of Robert Pattinson's Hair" episode.

For the very few of you out there that read this blog on the regular, you will probably remember when my besties and I (aka The TwiMafia) did our "LA Book Club Meeting" (aka when we stalked Rob) in July.

Well, the last night we were in LA, we went to Hotel Cafe to see Sam (and Rob). As you may recall, we did indeed see Rob that night but little did we know we also ran into the boys from The Buried Life.

At the time I had no idea who I was chatting up...  and who ONE OF US was HAIR GROPING...(cough PurpleBrina cough).

Little did we know, he wasn't just some adorable "Gay Robert Pattinson Fanboy" as he claimed. He was Jonnie Penn from The Buried Life. WTH?

Ok, fast foward... When I heard about the "Robert Pattinson" hair episode, and that they filmed part of it at Hotel Cafe, I was totally excited because I knew that we were at Hotel Cafe that night as well. Then two and two clicked together and I had a "Oh shit" moment! OMG... what if they got us on camera and we didn't even know it. But then I was assured by Bostongirl that they would have to tell you if they planned to show your face on tv. Whew!

Then imagine my surprise when Bostongirl called Monday afternoon and said, " Um, you better go watch the preview of tonight's Buried Life. It's you bestie. It's totally your voice!"

My first thought was WTH? Then I watched this clip....

AND THEN I WAS LIKE WTF??? They edited and pieced together different parts of our convo and made it into something totally different!

This was SOME SERIOUS TV EDITING TRICKERY. Very slick MTV... very slick.

Here's how this convo went down. Granted this is not vebatim because there was some alcohol involved but I do remember our convo.

I told NextstopSF that I was still blind from being paparazzied. That's when Jonnie appeared out of nowhere and asked me who I was paparazzied with.
I told Jonnie that Amanda1104 was friends with Giovanni Agnelli and that we were trying to help him to his car without being seen by the papz. I told him we walked out in a group and "he was all hiding in the middle of us" but the papz saw him anyway and how they chased us and flashed their cameras right in our faces. It was crazy.

He asked me if the papz were there for Gio and I told him no, they were there for Robert Pattinson. He asked me if I knew where Rob was now. I told him Rob was in there somewhere, pointing to the front part of the bar. He asked if I thought they had left already and I told him that if the papz were still out there, Rob was still in here. 
And the part about the girls screaming... I'm pretty sure I was talking about Kristen and TomStu leaving the Trubudour the Friday before and how the papz went nuts and jumped on the car and how all these girls were going crazy screaming at them to leave Kristen alone. But then again I also told him about being on set that day and how girls were screaming Rob's name and going crazy but Dean just drove right by and didn't stop and that Bostongirl and I figured it was because he was trying to get to Sam's show on time. (yes I talk a lot when I'm drunk... so sue me)

Anywoo... either way, they edited the whole convo and made it sound like ROB was walking in the middle of us (I WISH) and that girls were screaming and going crazy. NOPE... not how is happened.

But my convo wasn't the only thing that was EDITED in this episode of the Buried Life. I couldn't believe they actually showed a clip that was supposedly Rob leaving Hotel Cafe that night on July 13, but was actually footage of him leaving Jimmy Fallon's Emmy party with Stephanie Ritz, his manager, on August 29.

This is Rob leaving Hotel Cafe July 13th

This is the a pic from the footage The Buried Life
used. It's from Emmy Night August 29th

The beard alone was a dead give away.

How dumb do they think we are. Not to mention they want us to believe they actually SNUCK INTO THE SOHO CLUB... sorry boys. Anyone that knows anything about the Soho Club knows you can't just sneak in some "open back door".

Then "20 Minutes Later" when it was LEGAL to show us more footage they SUDDENLY HAVE A SINGLE STRAND OF "ROB'S" HAIR... WTF?? Hell, that could be Jonnie's strand of hair for all we know. C'mon boys give us a little credit here. We're ROBSESSED not STUPID!

I will admit Jonnie has great hair and I'm totally having hair grope envy...

but this whole Rob Pattinson episode was nothing more than a publicity ploy to get ratings.

Shame on you MTV! Shame on you!

Monday, October 11, 2010

Happy Birthday to NextstopSF!!

Happy Birthday, Bestie!
This is a special blog post in honor of
NextstopSF... a.k.a. Closet Kitty

Video by @Rayneattwilight

I would only put Bobby pics on my blog for YOU!
(ok,Stoli & Brina too...but just know that I love you!) LOL!

 Dear Tami,
What a wonderful month to have a birthday in, my mother was born in October and she’s the best lady in the world so with that being said I know you have to be one of the best as well! ;) I know I don’t know you personally but please have a spectacular birthday filled with lots of love and fun! I hope this day is made special for you by your family and friends and that you get all the gifts you desire! May all of your birthday wishes of Robporn come true!! Much love!!
This picture is by far one of my faves and for your birthday I want you to imagine yourself straddling him! Ha, I know I’d love too!
Love, YourOrangeStar

I hope you enjoyed all your bday messages bestie!!
You are the sweetest, most caring, most selfless person I know.
You deserve all the best bb! I hope all your wishes come true!
Love & Hugs!

Please send @NextstopSF some love on her bday!

Special thanks to RayneatTwilight for making that awesome video.
And thanks to everyone that sent pics and messages, to Robmusment for helping with the pics and HungryVampire for making the awesome twitter avi's!
Thanks to all of you for helping NextstopSF have a great bday!