Wednesday, November 4, 2009
“Fuck! If you really fucking think its fucking necessary to discuss this fucking bullshit you can meet me downtown near the fucking diner. I’m not in the mood to be in that fucking office again today. I spent enough fucking time there last night arguing with B-girl. But you better fucking hurry because I have to fucking be somewhere this morning.” -E
Krysti: Hey, Edward. You look like you just lost your best friend. Oh, whoops, sorry, bad analogy. Soooo… I heard things didn’t go quite as you planned last night? *steps back to get out of the way of people walking down the sidewalk* Don’t you think this would have been easier to talk about in the privacy of my office?
Edward: *narrows eyes furiously at Krysti* I don’t appreciate your little jokes. And if you don’t like this place then fuck it *shrugs* I can leave. *grabs cigarette’s takes one out and lights it*
Krysti: Calm down your sexy ass down, I’m just giving you shit! Seriously though, what went wrong, Edward? What caused the whole thing to fall apart? It seemed like everything was….um…moving in the right direction *glances quickly at his crotch*. Damn, from what I hear, the hanger door was open, the landing gear was down and all you had to do was slip right in. What the hell happened?
Edward: *follows Krysti’s eyes, shakes head * Look Krysti, I don’t wanna’ be a dick to you, but honestly what the fuck kind of question is that? Don’t you think I know I could have “landed that plane” but that would have been fucked up! Bella is a *winces* virgin and I didn’t fucking know... u-until …it was almost too late. *frowns brows, takes another drag of cigarette*
Krysti: You claim to be her best friend, right? How in the hell did you NOT know she was a virgin? “Best friends” talk about that sort of thing, don’t they? Edward, are you honestly going to say you didn’t have a clue about whether or now she had sex?
Edward: *takes last long drag of cigarette glaring at Krysti, flicks cigarette into the street* I didn’t fucking know. *Runs hand threw hair* I never fucking asked her, she never fucking told me. I-I knew about Jacob and how they… *swallows hard* how they messed around before, and I knew about a few guys she’s made out with. And fuck last night when she was fighting with Tanya, she even said something about “that doesn’t making her a virgin”…I guess I just fucking assumed- *mumbles* assumed wrong. *leans in closer to Krysti, puts hand on wall beside her head* I never fucking asked her because maybe a part of me didn’t fucking want to know all the gory details. Ok? *Pulls out lollipop, jerks the wrapper off and shoves it in mouth*
Krysti: Why didn’t you make Bella just stay and talk to you so you could explain it to her? Why did you let her leave with Alice?
Edward: *Rolls eyes* Are you fucking serious!? I did try to talk to her and it was making it worse! I even fucking chased her out the door. I know Bella and when she is done…she is DONE. What the fuck was I supposed to do? Hold her hostage?
Krysti: She’s going to be gone for, what, four weeks? Are you going to wait for her to come back before you try to explain it to her?
Edward: *looks at Krysti smirks sarcastically* C’mon Krys, Don’t you know me at all? Four fucking weeks, are you kidding? I try will get her to listen to me… somehow ….*eyes lock with Krysti’s* and soon. *eyes drop back to the ground, kicking rocks nervously*
Krysti: Ok, Edward. I’m not going to keep you because it’s obvious you’re not in the mood for this today. But you already agreed to answer a reader each week and we definitely can’t disappoint the readers. This weeks question is from Stoli. She’s our bestie and today is her birthday so B~girl said you better make it good. Her question is: “What would it take to get you to send her some songs to sleep by and some naked pictures…*winks*.” By the way, she said no offense towards Bella.
Edward: “Bgirl said that huh?” * smiles devilishly * “Fuck Krysti, I just can't come up with some fucking song just like tha-“ *pulls out phone quickly finds song, sends to krysti, chuckles* “There you Krys send her that fucking song from me ok?” *smirks* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2sX-RbWPqg
Krysti: *looks at phone see’s the song Edward sent her shakes her head laughing* Thanks Edward, I know Stoli will appreciate that. I feel really bad for you right now. I can see how much this is hurting you. *places her hands on his outside of his arms* Just do whatever you need to do to fix this, ok? C’mere you look like you need a hug. I promise, I won’t try to squeeze your ass or touch your hair while I’m hugging you. *gives him a friendly hug but keeps both hands fisted to avoid temptation*
Edward: “Thanks Krys, that’s the fucking plan. Wish me luck, ok? …*starts to walk away, stops suddenly*…”Oh hey, Krys”, * digs in pocket, pulls out cinnamon lollipop, looks at it, eyes shoot to Krysti’s smirking* “Give this to Stoli *tosses lollipop to Krysti* *Krysti looks at Edward curiously* *Shrugs* “Something for her to practice on” * laughs, runs hand threw hair, walks away*
Honestly, that went better than I thought it would. As beautiful as he is...he can be a real pain in the ass when he wants to be. I know you're all anxious to see what happens in Chapter 4, right? What do you think is going to happen? Of course, since I'm the BETA BITCH, I already know what's going to happen (I know you're jealous) but I'm curious to see what you think!! See ya' after Chapter 4!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY STOLI ~ Love, J, T & K...A.K.A "THE BESTIES"!!
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
A Morning "BIRTHDAY" Quicky...just for you....and it's a 2'fer!!
FUCKHAWT DOUBLE VISION!!
XOXO~ Hope you have a great birthday!!~XOXO
**Thanks to RobsButtonsbabe for the sexy Rob manip! If you know who made the sexy Kellan pic let me know so I can send credit and much love!
Posted by Krystih at 11:24 PM
Rayneattwilight and Bostongirl1212 are at it again! Last month, "An Unhealthy Addiction" held a contest to find the Sexiest Fuckhawt Video of all time. Rayne & Bostongirl swept the competition with their video "Closer". I swear, it was the hottest, panty dropping, ROB video I have ever seen...but their new video "Addicted to Robert Pattinson" just might be giving it a run for it's money...check it out...
ADDICTED TO ROBERT PATTINSON
by Rayneattwilight & Bostongirl1212
On behalf of "An Unhealthy Addiction" and all of our followers, I must say thank you, thank you, thank you to Rayne and Boston from the bottom of my...um...heart...(hehehe) ya' all know that's not the body part I wanted to say... but I'm trying to be nice! "Nice" doesn't happen often around here so you better take it while you can get it!! LMAO!!!
Sunday, November 1, 2009
Always Accept ~ Never Reject
This story is getting hotter by the second. So far, we know Bella and Edward are best friends but she is in mad fucking love with him but won't tell him. Bella is leaving soon to go visit her mom in AZ for the rest of the summer. The Cullens throw a, heavy on the alcohol, going away party for her at the beach where Tanya (the strawberry blonde whore) makes a dumb bitch comment about calling him Eddie while he cums...damn I hate that bitch! When Edward tries to keep Bella from walking away with Jacob he yells, "Bella, fuck her don't let her ruin our night!" Bella, in true drunk smartass form yells back, " No Eddie, you brought her, you fuck her!" LMFAO!! I swear it made me want to go buy a "Bella is my homegirl" shirt!
Anyway, as the story goes on Bella decides to piss off Edward further by doing a little dirty dancing with Jacob leaving Jacob hard on and Edward hard up. Edward takes Bella to a secluded area on the beach and gets all kissy and nibbly on her. When he realizes she wants to do the horizontal tango with him, he suggests they go back to his place where "NO ONE" is home....oh damn....I feel some lemony goodness coming our way fellow fanfic pervs!! This is the teaser Bostongirl sent to help wet your.....
Always & Never
“Holyfuckingshit! Bella!” Edward practically whimpered, as his head slammed back into his headrest.
I sucked one more time, hard and long, massaging his finger with my tongue, before releasing him from my mouth.
“What the fuck B? You’re going to get us killed if you keep doing shit like that!” His eyes where shooting back and forth between me and the road.
I smirked at him, “Really Edward, after all the rumors I’ve heard, I never figured you to be so prude?”
Edwards emerald green eyes clouded with lust as he narrowed them at me. “You really shouldn’t have said that.” His voice was laced with intent....
WOW....in the wise words of Edward Cullen..."HOLYFUCKINGSHIT"...gimme' more Bostongirl...please, please gimme' more....I want to know how Edward is about to prove he's not a prude!!
Whew, that was pretty hot gals. Believe me, you don't want to miss chapter 3 of Always & Never. It will post on Tuesday so be looking for it! And don't forget to leave a question for Edward in your chapter 3 review because I just might use it in the post chapter interview. Damn, I love doing those interviews!