HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROB PATTINSON!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROBERT PATTINSON!

23 DAYS AGO

I gave you a list of items that I thought youd be great bday gift ideas for our darling birthday boy!

At the end of that post, I sent out a call to my readers and theTweeter babes

asking them what they would buy Rob for his 24th birthday

 if you could buy him anything in the world!

My awesome readers answered the call and here's what you said you would buy him!

Bouncy72 said:

I just thought with this Knitted Willie Warmer,

it would keep the goods warm & he wouldn't have to worry about shrinkage

when the weather is FREEZING!

P.S. How unfair is it of u to say no sexual favors!

 I'm sure I could give him a day of total enjoyment.

FashionistaJR said:

  I'd give him a BMW M3 Convertible. Then I'd be the passenger in it

and take him to his bday dinner!

 2Fantabulous said:

The Naughty Gift!

I would buy him a Vegas lapdance & a really good fuck

so he can finally forget about & dump K-Stew

The Nice Gift:

I'd buy Rob Pattz a new movie prod co or just buyout Scummit

so that the actors get the treatment & credit they deserve.

 A new movie production company will be able to properly create BD.

Closet Kitty Said:

Well I think a 'personal dresser' would be the perfect gift-(stylist is too fancy of a term for our Rob).

 It is the gift that keeps on GIVING!

I would promise to dress him and maintain his hobolicious style guaranteeing no mishaps (like the nightmare that was the BAFTA award show. Because the 'just fucked hair' is an essential part of any hobolicious look- and that BFTA hair was not fucking it!

For a year- I would also provide a memorable 'dressing experience' with each outfit.
 It will require a lot of sacrifice on my part and my families, but I am willing take one for Team Closet Kitty!! (Squeal - a new meaning to the term closet kitty-score)
ALL in the name of… it is better to give than receive......

And of course if it works out, I am sure I could work it out to repeat the gift for the 25th bday!
Again all in the name of, better to give ....

LaughingTwiGirl Said:

A DAY OFF!

Lame...I know...But he needs it! LOL!!

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