Trouble falling asleep? Let me sing you a little song, baby!
Do you ever get a nursery rhyme or cartoon theme song stuck in your head? I’ve had a couple of them stuck in my head all day but decided to rewrite them to fit my mood. I’ll call them…
Chiseled abs and jaw line scruff
Twinkle, twinkle little Rob
How I wish to ride your knob
(sorry disco stick didn’t rhyme with Rob)
Send me your Rob or Twi nursery rhyme rewrites and I will include some of them in a follow up to be posted later this week! I know there are some crazy, WAY MORE creative, pervs out there that are willing to show us their Robbie Rhymes!
The “Unhealthy” Moral of the Story: Yes, I’m a sick pervy bitch…but admit you want to ride Rob's disco stick too!