Yes, I admit it! I am one of those annoying Robsten lovers! So, waking up on this beautiful Sunday morning to find out that they went out TOGETHER last night, had me grinning like the cat that ate the canary.
Well, for a few minutes anyway. But then I had some coffee and that little bitch that sits in my shoulder woke up and started whispering in my ear. She said, "WTF? Look at those pics again! Get real bitch!" That little bitch is always right so here's the "get real" breakdown!
This jacket is actually kind of cute, aside from the fact that from this angle it makes her look like she has fat ghetto booty! She probably bought this during that little shopping trip they "allegedly" took to that little vintage store in The 'Couve. I wish she would have hit a hair salon and got some damn extensions while they were out and about.
I am so fucking sick of the ugly, greasy, mullet ponytail. If she isn't going to take ten minutes to fix that shit, she'd be better off taking a clue from Rob and just putting on a crappy ball cap!
You can try to convince yourself that the mullet is part of her badass look. But being the hair fetish freak that I am, I happen to know that people who make excuses for others peoples ugly hair are usually trying to draw attention from their own nasty mops!