Saturday, July 2, 2011

Who Gets the Role? Kellan or Rob?

While most of you were preparing for your 4th of July weekend celebrations or recovering from your Canada Day celebrations, Bostongirl1212 and I were sitting at home chatting on the phone.
Exciting bunch aren't we?

Well, as per usual, our innocent convo took a crazy ass turn...  Somehow we got on the subject of Rob.

We started asking the question.... Is it possible that who we IMAGINE Rob to be in real life is actually more of a fanfic induced fantasy and not the real Rob at all. 

Is the Rob we love just a MYTH?

Is he more fantasy than reality? Is the Rob we love just someone that's created by imagination, photo shoots and red carpet premiers... just a studio version?

What about every day Rob? Would he live up to our fantasy world? If we were going to cast the role of any one of our FanFicWards... would every day Rob fit the mold?

Then we started as, if not Rob, then who would we cast in the role of our FanFicWards?

This is where Kellan Lutz came into our convo. That man is walking, talking, oozing sex magnet on legs. But would he fit the bill in fantasy vs. reality? Is he the man dreams and fanfic are made of?

 When Rob is this...
He is our Fifty Shades, our Beautiful Bastard, our MafiaPrinceWard, and every other broken, fuckhawt, gonna' sacrifice anything and everything we must, just to get a piece of him, Edward Cullen! But is it just that? A spotlight moment? A facade created to make us believe the MYTH... the FANTASY??

What about the every day man? What about when the spotlight's not on?

If we had to pick one of these every day men to star in our fanfics... who would really play that role? Kellan or Rob? Most of us would immediately say Rob but I think we might be wrong.

Let's do a little comparing shall we?

Kellan working out at the gym...

Rob working out at the gym...
We would have used another pic but honestly there just isn't any other pics of Rob at the gym. The treadmill pics are too blurry and this is the only other time we could find Rob actually breaking a sweat.

So in comparison, if you had to pick one of those to be your Edward... let's say PunkAssWard from A Pound of Flesh by @sophiejax, heading to the gym to get in a good workout with Alec... who would you visualize?

FanficWard at the gym...

We've all read many fics where Edward wanders around the house in his boxer briefs, right? Well, if we had to pick an every day man for that role? Would it be Rob or Kellan?

Kellan in his undies....

Rob in his undies...
Maybe it was cold in Brazil that day? You can't blame a guy for shrinkage if it's cold, right?
Oh, it was 80 degrees? Hmm? Oh well... ahem... moving on!

So, again... if you were going to pick one of these to be your FanficWard...
which would you pick?

What about our bronzed bod, Surfward fantasy? If we were casting the role for @Suzie55's Welcome to Paradise, who would get the role?

Here's a preview of Kellan's beach bod...

And a peek at Rob's little beach bum...

Whose board would you rather ride? Who is your FanficWard? Rob or Kellan?

You can't discuss FanficWard without taking a moment to discuss the... uh PACKAGE!

Does size matter?
In fanfic it sure the hell does.

 Hell, in some fics we've read, Edward can be doing Bella from behind, with one leg on the coffee table, one leg across the back of the couch, flip her over, get up and grab a beer, look around for his cigarettes, turn off the lights, come back to bed... and all the while HIS DICK NEVER LEAVES HER!!

Now, c'mon... you got be packin' some serious SIZE for that!
So, what'll it be girls? Who gets the role Kellan or Rob?

Kellan's package audition.... I had to post two pics because this is just impressive!

Rob's package audition...

While Rob's package is quite impressive in this pic, it has been the subject of many debates. Manip or not? There is another peen pic where he's in khaki's, I'm sure we're all familiar with it, right? But again... it's plagued with manip rumors too. Hmm? I think prefer my peens not be plagued... with anything.

Well, who gets FanficWard package honors?? Who fulfills your fantasy?

 I must have missed the fic where Edward's peen was so small it kept slipping out while he was banging her. Have you read that one? Yeah, I didn't think so!

Even though Rob will always be our Edward, and he will always have those spotlight moments that melts the panties right off our little booties...

 We have to admit...

Rob doesn't go to the gym so he doesn't have those rock hard abs we fantasize our Edward's to have.
The underwear modeling world isn't exactly beating down Rob's door begging him to fill their tighty whities.
It's obvious why Rob would rather sit in a pub drinking beer and plucking a guitar than learning how to surf.
Rob's package has spotlight moments, but the jury is still out on whether it's a case of fact or fiction.

So, where does that leave us.

Kellan will always have a great body and HUGE... dimples!
 And Rob may never have those pecks or that peen...

But Rob does have that fistable sex hair, the most beautiful green/gold/black eyes we've ever lost ourselves in. Rob will always have those sweet, red, lickable lips and the swooniest smirk in the world. 

So, what's our conclusion? There's only one answer.
As far as fanfic goes... our FanficWard's are all just a bunch of

Thank you to my bff Bostongirl for helping me find all these pics and for laughing your ass off with me all afternoon. SpecialEdWard and KellanWard Cock was such a blast today! Hugs!

 Pic Source: Manips stolen from Lolypops82 Blog and Robmaniporn Blog


Kristen said...

So I was rocking my 9 month old to sleep and reading this on my phone...I literally LOL'd at the pic of Rob at the gym.

Very true about KellanWard!

Bostongirl1212 said...

My Fanficward will ALWAYS look like Rob but will totally have Large and IN Charge Peen like Kellan LOL Oh Rob how I love you I could lit'rally count the ways... but baby your body will never evah be like Kellans and thats OK with me cuz Kellan didnt give me fuckhawt Twilight kisses to watch or play the piano as THE Edward Cullen, and he NEVAH did the "Leg Hitch" UNF! And he SURE the hell didnt bust down any headboards in Breaking Dawn! RAWRRRR Even tho I think he could lit'rally bust down headboards in person WAY before you ever could Rob. I sure the hell would LOVE to practice with ya I would be willing to have sex with you Rob over and ovah again until you busted down MY headboard!! Jus Sayin'LMFAO HAHAHHA Love ya bestie and working this post totally made my day!! Luvs, BGirl xoxox #Twimafia

Brina said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahah! This is what you two were doing awhile I was trying on dress after dress after dress.......SMH!! You coulda at leasted helped a girl out and cheered me up with some of this funny! But didn't! LOL I see I am chopped Liver once again!

Anyho, on to my comment......

Rob is Rob.....and Kellen is Kellan......and Fanficward will NEVER be ROB or KELLEN.......

But in a fanfic world EDWARD is ALWAYS FUCKHOT and has a COCK bigger then Ron Jeremy and John Holmes put together *crosses legs* Damn I lost my train of thought...hold on a second.................Yeah, I lost my point.....but in real life, I would lick damn near all of Kellen, I would soooo lick his abs and dimples but Rob....I don't know if I could lick anything on him.....he....he ....looks kinda dirty! Hahahaha and not in a good way!

Idk where I was going with this but I love that I can FINALLY do this from my BB!

Respect TheTwiMafia and this Blog Biches!!!


nextstopsf said...

LMAO at the blog and the comments! Robwards are my type girls!! Big surprise, huh?!? LOL!!
And Brina I responded to the dresses and gave my opinion-LOL ;) so which one did you choose??????

Anonymous said...

That is awesome! You are soooo right too, but I'll just have to add my visual and inspiration is always Rob... but built more with Kellan's body. lol.

Great job!

Thank you for the smile and giggle,

norcaltwitard said...

Hi! Im new here & just wanna say bwahahahaha!!! OMG this is so true! I have always said I would never want to actually meet Rob cuz he would never live up to the fantasy in my head (no man could so, Rob if your reading this, no offense). Tgat being said, I agree with some of the other comments above, Rob's sexy face & smoldering eyes will always be what I see in my head...even if they are attached to a body that is slightly more Kellanized. ;)

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