"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. It has been...uhhh.....A LONG FREAKIN' TIME
since my last confession."
We all have skeletons in our closet and little secrets that we would probably rather die than confess to a priest or anyone for that matter!
But, yesterday I went to the Twitter boards asking them to "confess" their sins to "An Unhealthy Addiction". Tweeters were asked to fess up to their most "unhealthy addiction" and the craziest thing they have ever done because of their addiction.
Some of the things we found out about you had me ROTFLMAO (rolling on the floor laughing my ass off...in case you live in a cave)...some of the others...well, lets just say I won't be shocked when I see your freaky asses on the news someday!
Here's a few of your answers:
Eclipsiesbest said: I'm addicted to watching shows on CW and HBO and have panic attacks if I miss or think I am going to miss one. The craziest thing I've ever done for my addiction is lie about being sick to get out of a prior engagement so I could watch my shows. Unhealthy Absolution: Would they happen to be VAMPIRE shows that you're watching on CW and HBO?...hmmm..yeah...I'm thinking some sexy vamps might be the source of this addiction. Ok, you're forgiven because Eric, Stephen, Zach and all the others HOT!
Anonymous said: I'm addicted to cherry Chapstick. I've actually gone to the store at 3:00 a.m. because I couldn't find my cherry chapstick and my lips were dry and I couldn't stand to go another second without it. Unhealthy Absolution: So, ummm...what were you doing at 3:00 am that made your lips dry? Are you sure your chapstick addiction isn't just a dry lip problem from friction related activities. Ok, you're forgiven because I have a feeling your spreading great joy with your addiction...just be careful of rug burns on the knees.
Mrs_Robward said: I'm addicted to smut/porn fanfic and R'Pattz. Sadly, it's considered to be unhealthy for a woman my age! Craziest thing is, I HIDE it everyday from my family. I'm living a double life now. I don't like it but I have no plans to change it. Unhealthy Absolution: There's an age limit on Rob porn addiction...in that case...I'm only 19 years old...(plus 15 years)...shhh! Ok, you're forgiven because Rob is a sexy muther...and nobody can resist Rob porn!
Unhealthy Absolution: Oh hell, I'd lie to my sweet little grandma to get a Tattward fix. You're forgiven because Tattward is as vital as breathing
Unhealthy Absolution: When I think of a teacher reading steamy fanfic porn the first thing that pops into my mind is Van Halen's "I'm Hot for Teacher"...is that odd? Ok, you're forgiven because the Rob as a teacher fantasy you just induced in my brain was hot as hell!
All of the results were not posted, but trust me when I tell you that 98% of them had something to do with Rob, Twi Sage and/or fanfic.1% were SUPER personal and none of our Rob lovin' business and the other 1% were freaky as fuck and probably illegal in most states and I'm thinking forgiveness is going to be the least of your problems.
Probably 98% of the 98% that confessed to having an addiction to Rob Pattinson, Twi Saga and Fanfic said their addiction is a secret from the families and friends. They even keep their twittering a secret to help hide the Robsession and Twi-fandom...yeah I wouldn't know anything about that...I don't know anything about secret blogs either...just in case anyone I know happens to ask you.
The "Unhealthy" Moral of the Story: The results of this little confession survey lead me to believe that most of us are sneaky little pervs, with a major case OCRD (Obsessive Compulsive Robward Disorder) that's fed by fanfic smut. YAY!!! I'm not alone!
Thanks to all of my twitter buds that confessed their addictions. Thanks to Vampire Diaries Fansite for the Vampire Diaries pic, Hunterhunting for the Tattward pic and Rob-Nuipulations for the sexy naked Rob on the bed pic
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