I know!I know! Chapter 3 was a rough one. But we all knew the angst was coming, right? It wouldn't be kickass fanfic without panty soaking lemons and world crumbling angst, would it? HELL NO IT WOULDN'T!!
So, let's do a little review to catch up to where we are now: Bella and Edward become best friends...she falls in love with him...they send each other cute little Always & Never texts and send each other songs to fall asleep to. Then Bella has to go to AZ to visit her mom...the Cullen's throw a going away party...Bella drinks A LOT..Edward DRINKS A LOT...Bella tells Tanya to fuck off...Bella does some dirty dancing with Jacob...Edward gets jealous and plays tonsil hockey with Bella on the beach before taking her back to his house with plans to do a little horizontal tango of his own. Bella has a minor panic attack in the bathroom but decides to go for it...her and Edward kiss their way to the bed...their clothes disappear...Edwards anaconda snakes it's way through the grass to the opening of the rabbit hole but just as its about to slide in and snatch his prize, Bella says something that makes him realize she's a virgin. Edward freaks...Bella cries...Edward has brain block and can't explain why...Bella has a case of emo self deprication and thinks Edward doesn't see her as a sexy woman and just doesn't want to poke her with his disco stick. Bella leaves with Alice and Edward is well....you'll just have to wait for Chapter 4 to get the anwer to that! But in the meantime here's a little something to wet your whistle unitl Bostongirl gives us the goods on Tuesday.........
....I made the familiar climb up the tree to Bella’s window. Fuck, I was practically a professional at getting in her window by now. I could see it was still open and I thanked God for that. The last time her and I had a fight, she fucking locked the thing for a whole week straight. I made my way silently into her room. Not that it fucking mattered much. Charlie was working tonight and Bella was out cold. I put my phone on vibrate just incase. I didn’t need that fucking thing going off and waking her up...
Hmmm??? Is it just me or is anyone else wondering what he's doing in her room? Obviously, he's up to something because he's being awfully cautious not to wake her? WTF Edward? I know you're not a fucking stalker, right? Are you? Then why in the hell are you being so sneaky? Damn, I guess we'll have to wait until Tuesday to find out!
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