Thursday, September 30, 2010

Happy Birthday Bostongirl!!!



This special blog post is dedicated to Bostongirl aka B~Girl!





Video by: @Rayneattwilight


A few friends wanted to send you some birthday love!







Happy Birthday Jax!! Here is my little ode to Bostongirl1212.
Hope you like it
B- "Bless your heart" something you always say
O- Obsession with the HHH
S- Smuttress you know why
T- Tom Bradey your 1st love hahaha
O- Opinionated cause you are
N- Naughty cause your write some naughty things ;-)
G- Girlie cause you are so girlie compare to me LOL
I- Improved cause your writing has improved]
    bawhahahahaha (sorry couldn't help myself with that one)
R- Rob Muthafucking Pattinson
L- Loud Laugh cause you have one of the best laughs ever
1- 1 of a kind
2- 2 much is never enough of you
1- 1 badass bitch
2- 2 sweet for words
I love you Jax!! I can't wait to do shots with you again.
Be sure to have too many AMF's on your birthday. ((((hugs))))
Your crazy ass Bestie, PurpleBrina17

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J - Luvs you so much, girlie!  Thanks for all the gossip, scandal, snark, pictures, laughter, and most importantly, friendship and love.  Hope your birthday is worthy of one of the most VIVACIOUS people I know.  You deserve a MEMORABLE and SPECIAL year ahead, and you know my fingers and toes are crossed that your dreams come true in the year ahead.  That includes some real life stuff, as well as maybe licking birthday cake icing off of a certain lanky Brit's nakey body.  It's not too much to ask for both.  ;)  Have a FABULOUS day, and an even better year ahead.  RL may be crazy these days, but a part of my mind is always in the office next to you at FFHQ, sipping lattes, ogling the 'Wards that walk by, and chanting "Team WF, 2010 and FOREVER!"  hahahaha  Enjoy your special day!  - K









J - here is RM Rob because that is how we met- Twitter stalking Rob in NYC -
while you called out KristenDoll and her friends-(who I still follow btw)
This one, of course we all know, is my all time fav and if it weren't for GQ Rob I would have never read Twi (for sure) - got on twitter (maybe)  met my favorite smutress!
This one is because this "Smokin' Rob (who we share mutual lust for) is smokin' Rob at his VERY best!!
Our Fav Fanfic Robwards
JTO Rob
Tattward
TOV Edward
DomWard
Appleward
Love you J - so glad to have you and the TwiMafia girls in my life!
Happy RobFucking Birthday! ;-D
XOXOXOXOXOXOXO
Love, NextstopSF
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Hey B-Girl!
Hope you have a great birthday! You've been one of the nicest and friendliest people I have 'met' in the fandom and I am so very thankful for that. Here's wishing you a Happy Birthday and a year of wonderful things to come... Like more Rob p0rn, Bel Ami, WfE, and whatever else your heart desires.
Luv ya dol! Happy Birthday!!!~@aRedi
(April)

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I can't tell you how honored I am to call you my best friend!
I hope you have a wonderful birthday!



Happy Birthday Bestie! We love you, bb!!

Thank you to everyone that helped make this a special day for Bostongirl by sending your pics and messages . Special thanks to @Rayneattwilight for putting all those pics and messages into such an awesome video and @Robmusement for helping with the pics!! Big hugs to you all!!

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Kellan ~ Shirtless & Sweaty Just the Way We Like Him


Support the
Show Kellan More Love Campaign

All you have to do is join me in staring lustfully at these new pics of Kellan playing basketball in his driveway, then wipe the drool off your chin and send @kellanlutz a tweet telling how awesome he is!


White men can't jump...
but who cares I was too busy looking at the asscandy!

Nice spread Kellan...

Kellan is more than just tight abs and a really big... Basketball! 

Hop, skip and jump that anaconda right this way Mr.Lutz

*sigh*

I really thought taking a "Rob Break" was going to be difficult but with yummies like this...
It's a total piece of beef cake! (yeah, yeah, cheesy...whatev')







Wednesday, September 22, 2010

I'm in the Mood for Porn ~ Video Porn

In honor of my unofficial "Show @kellanlutz More Love Campiagn",
the first video is all about the Nutz on Lutz



Another Kellan video becuase we're stupid and he's hot!



And of course my favorite Rob video's because
we'll alway love Rob... always!


This is my favorite, favorite, favorite Rob video ever and not just because
my besties RayneatTwilight and Bostongirl1212 made it


*Sigh*

If I could be the cream filling between a Rob Kellan oreo for the rest of my life,  
I would die be a happy, happy girl!

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Are we stupid? Why aren't we all Team Kellan?


I keep asking myself...
Why are we so obsessed with Rob?? Why aren't we completely obsessed with Kellan???

Seriously, think about it! Kellen is FUCKING HOT!!
The abs are lickable


The Anaconda is... lickable

The dimples are... well, lickable

But no... we drool over sexy, Mr. Lutz but then go right back to Rob... wth is wrong with us?

Kellan is always dressed like a million bucks.
He never looks like his clothes were a thrift store reject or plucked out of the dumpster behind the local pub.


Even in his down time he looks like he could walk onto the cover of Men's Health Magazine


But no...we prefer our clothes borrowing, dumpster diving hobo...


Look at the differences in their luggage and airport wardrobe choices.
That yellow bag...ugh...I have no words!


ARE WE STUPID????

You will NEVER see Kellan with the Unabomber beard... ever!

Kellen is even amazing towards his fans.
Do you ever hear stories about Rob picking fans from the premier audience and bringing them in with him? Hell no you don't!


Do you ever see fan encounters like this with Rob?

Nope... you sure don't.
Yeah sure, Rob signs autographs and is polite but would he ever look into someone's iphone
and say "I love you..." over and over??? HELL NO HE WOULDN'T!

But no...we still love Rob more. Geez, are we idiots?


Our DUMB ASSES sit in the middle of a dirt filled artichoke field for three full days of our summer vacation, freezing our asses off all night and sweating like a damn pig all day,
just to watch Rob drive by, behind tinted windows, without so much a wave.

Kellan even has a Twitter account @kellanlutz where he spreads the word about his charitable events and
SENDS BIRTHDAY WISHES to his fans.


BUT NO... we still love Rob more!

Rob... has tweeted twice. Once from Peter's account and a "hello" from Sam's account
and we act like he did us some kind of favor.
When really, he only did it the first time for charity and the second time because he was fucking drunk.
Would it kill him to actually get a twitter account and INTERACT with a fan or two once in a while?

Why? Please tell me why we love Rob more?

Ok, I'll admit this picture does present a strong case...
But still... Kellan awfully yummy!

ok, ok and this is a really hot one too
But still... Kellan is such a sweet guy.

oh, ok we cann't forget this one... RAWR!


Ugh... ok, ok, I know why we love Rob more but Kellan needs love too, dammit!
Again, he's FUCKING HOT..and sweet, and generous, and just an all around great guy!

So, even though Rob will still remain on at the top of our list of lust, 
please go to Kellan's twitter and send him some love tonight! He deserves it!