Friday, February 12, 2010

The Cover is HOT ~ The Comment is NOT!

HOT~ We have all seen the beautiful Details Magazine Cover of Rob Pattinson sitting between the legs of one beautiful woman and running his long sexy fingers down the ass of another...LICKALICIOUS from every angle...those eyes...the chest peek...the fingers...RAWR...am I right?


 Did Rob really say that???
NOT~ Squinting, with my nose half an inch from the screen, I read the article attached to these fuckhawt pics. (LOL...yeah I was just looking at the scans for the articles...NOT) Anyway, while I was reading, I came across this paragraph....WTF...I read it four fucking times to be sure....

From Page 164 of Rob Pattinson - Details Magazine
He tried to let go a bit with the photo shoot that is accompanying this article ~ It wasn't easy.

"I hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vagina. But I can't say I had no idea, because it was a twelve hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these woman or going to stay naked after five or six hours. But I wasn't exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover."
BTW...the pic on this page is totally fail too!
Do you think Rob was trying to be funny and sacastic about having to spend the day with a bunch of naked woman? If that's the case the chick that did this interview did a really FAIL fucking job showing that. I am obviously not a writer, but something along the lines of "he said sarcastically" or "he laughed in jest" or "he smirked, teasingly" would have been a great way to show that. But WTF do I know!

As written, is looks like he said it as fact. If Rob was MARRIED or in a PUBLIC realtionship with a woman, I don't think anyone would have thought much about a statement like that. But the fact that he has really NEVER been caught in ANY form of PDA or real proof of a relaysh with a vjay~jay toting human...we question it. The swirling rumors of his possible homosexuality doesn't help either. (I know, I know, everyones going to leave me hate comments but there really are rumors out there...Isle of Denial or not..I'm just stating fact)

Personally, I would be very sad if this was an "out of the closet" slip because Rob preferring sausage to taco's puts quite a damper on my Rob lovin' fantasies!

What do you guys think??? Sarcastic...or an oops? Is it just me or does this scream...I NEED A PUBLICIST? Will there be damage control or do you think it will all blow over? Hit me up with your thoughts! Love, hugs and kitty rubs...unless your allergic to vjay-vjay's!


Source: Robsessed Blog and Details Magazine

7 comments:

jael728 said...

I tend to believe he was said that laying the sarcasm on thickly. I'm sure he was aiming that comment to all of the teenyboppers and twimom's who want to suck his cock. Let's face it... every woman in their right mind does.

CkKollman said...

Blow over *snicker* yeah im that perverted...anyways it wouldn't have been so bad if he would have added like, 'don't get me wrong, the girls are sexy as hell, but the vag isn't the prettiest body part.' I could understand that...but yeah...i think this is a good example of Rob's quirky weirdo awesomeness...

savanablue said...

I already said it, where in the hell was this boys handler? Rob your stupidity, Brit humour that only the Brits understand and the fact you were hungover is an EPIC FAIL :( not happy with you right now..Hm.

Brina said...

I think he was saything it because he had to look at skinny naked ass models vjay-jay for like 12hrs. And maybe they had nasty looking vjay-jay's. Or maybe Rob was hungover from fuckin some bitches the night before and he didn't wanna look at anymore Vjay-jay. Or maybe just maybe He is a "switch hitter" you know "bi" BUT I DOUBT IT. I think he just likes to say shit to get a raise out of peeps. He says that shit so the fangirls will lay off a bit. That man is a straight as they come. He is just young dumb and full of cum. BAWHAHAHA

Bostongirl1212 said...

Like I said... that comment broke my FUCKING heart...Love, Life, Meaning....Over...Total fucking EPIC FAIL....Joking or not.. that was in BAD taste. All of his fans are women he knows this.. he is NOT an idiot.. BUT he does say dumb things a lot of the time. I wish the interviewer did her JOB and put THAT kind of comment in the right context. I really hope we get some answers soon.... Because that was crazy....the pics IN the mag were FAIL the cover was FUCKHAWT... That interview was just fucking crazy... HATED IT.. Total let down... We waiting all this time for THAT?? EPIC FAIL....

nextstopsf said...

Awww IDK if he is gay or not- really - but seriously- I can't stop my addiction to him- vajayjay lover or hater... IDK .... I am always a sparkle peen - a goofy Rob - GQ Rob - lovin fool!!!! Livin' on the Isle of Denial baby!! There is plenty of room- ;) xo

Bouncy72 said...

nextstopsf I LOVED yr comment " Livin' on the Isle of Denial baby!!"
To be honest I hadn't heard any rumors of homosexuality...does make you think though, hmmm
*swipes hand across suddenly moist eyes*
Hope he's just having one of his random weird moments, because that is pretty strong wording he's using :(

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