Did Rob really say that???NOT~ Squinting, with my nose half an inch from the screen, I read the article attached to these fuckhawt pics. (LOL...yeah I was just looking at the scans for the articles...NOT) Anyway, while I was reading, I came across this paragraph....WTF...I read it four fucking times to be sure....
From Page 164 of Rob Pattinson - Details Magazine
He tried to let go a bit with the photo shoot that is accompanying this article ~ It wasn't easy.
"I hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vagina. But I can't say I had no idea, because it was a twelve hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these woman or going to stay naked after five or six hours. But I wasn't exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover."
BTW...the pic on this page is totally fail too!
Do you think Rob was trying to be funny and sacastic about having to spend the day with a bunch of naked woman? If that's the case the chick that did this interview did a really FAIL fucking job showing that. I am obviously not a writer, but something along the lines of "he said sarcastically" or "he laughed in jest" or "he smirked, teasingly" would have been a great way to show that. But WTF do I know!
As written, is looks like he said it as fact. If Rob was MARRIED or in a PUBLIC realtionship with a woman, I don't think anyone would have thought much about a statement like that. But the fact that he has really NEVER been caught in ANY form of PDA or real proof of a relaysh with a vjay~jay toting human...we question it. The swirling rumors of his possible homosexuality doesn't help either. (I know, I know, everyones going to leave me hate comments but there really are rumors out there...Isle of Denial or not..I'm just stating fact)
Personally, I would be very sad if this was an "out of the closet" slip because Rob preferring sausage to taco's puts quite a damper on my Rob lovin' fantasies!
What do you guys think??? Sarcastic...or an oops? Is it just me or does this scream...I NEED A PUBLICIST? Will there be damage control or do you think it will all blow over? Hit me up with your thoughts! Love, hugs and kitty rubs...unless your allergic to vjay-vjay's!
Source: Robsessed Blog and Details Magazine