The Cover is HOT ~ The Comment is NOT!

HOT~ We have all seen the beautiful Details Magazine Cover of Rob Pattinson sitting between the legs of one beautiful woman and running his long sexy fingers down the ass of another...LICKALICIOUS from every angle...those eyes...the chest peek...the fingers...RAWR...am I right?

 Did Rob really say that???

NOT~ Squinting, with my nose half an inch from the screen, I read the article attached to these fuckhawt pics. (LOL...yeah I was just looking at the scans for the articles...NOT) Anyway, while I was reading, I came across this paragraph....WTF...I read it four fucking times to be sure....

From Page 164 of Rob Pattinson - Details Magazine
He tried to let go a bit with the photo shoot that is accompanying this article ~ It wasn't easy.

"I hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vagina. But I can't say I had no idea, because it was a twelve hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these woman or going to stay naked after five or six hours. But I wasn't exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover."

BTW...the pic on this page is totally fail too!

Do you think Rob was trying to be funny and sacastic about having to spend the day with a bunch of naked woman? If that's the case the chick that did this interview did a really FAIL fucking job showing that. I am obviously not a writer, but something along the lines of "he said sarcastically" or "he laughed in jest" or "he smirked, teasingly" would have been a great way to show that. But WTF do I know!

As written, is looks like he said it as fact. If Rob was MARRIED or in a PUBLIC realtionship with a woman, I don't think anyone would have thought much about a statement like that. But the fact that he has really NEVER been caught in ANY form of PDA or real proof of a relaysh with a vjay~jay toting human...we question it. The swirling rumors of his possible homosexuality doesn't help either. (I know, I know, everyones going to leave me hate comments but there really are rumors out there...Isle of Denial or not..I'm just stating fact)

Personally, I would be very sad if this was an "out of the closet" slip because Rob preferring sausage to taco's puts quite a damper on my Rob lovin' fantasies!

What do you guys think??? Sarcastic...or an oops? Is it just me or does this scream...I NEED A PUBLICIST? Will there be damage control or do you think it will all blow over? Hit me up with your thoughts! Love, hugs and kitty rubs...unless your allergic to vjay-vjay's!


Source: Robsessed Blog and Details Magazine