Rob Pattinson & The Invisible Beanie

Have you ever been home lying around reading fanfic and looking at Rob Porn on Twitter cleaning, baking homemade cookies for your church bake sale, and knitting scarves for the needy when suddenly, you realize that you need to go grab a gallon of milk or run to the post office for a stamp and don’t necessarily want to take on the full two hour hair and makeup routine for the quick two minute errand?

Don’t lie! We’ve all been there! When these moments arise, you know you do the exact same thing I do…you just whip out the “invisible sunglasses”.

Ladies, you know exactly what I’m talking about, right?

It is amazing how a single pair of sunglasses can hide the fact that you look like something from Zombie Land without makeup, have a sloppy half-ass bun in your hair and you’re wearing sweatpants with flip flops. I know Bostongirl and I cannot be the only chicks out there that couldn’t live without our “invisible sunglasses”.

 Am I right?

Well, last week, I was chatting on the phone with Bostongirl about fanfiction and RobPorn on Twitter world issues and that state of the economy. We both just happened to be online (total coincidence) when pictures of Rob at the UK Remember Me Premier mysteriously popped up on our laptop screens. (weird right?)

Anyway, as we both kept accidentally clicking the button that allowed us to scroll through all 141 papz pics of Rob leaving the Remember Me after party, we giggled a bit about how much Rob had apparently enjoyed the soiree and the fabulous bartending service that they must provide at these shindigs!

Suddenly, it occurred to us that Rob was wearing the same black beanie that he was wearing when he left the NY Remember Me after party, which happens to be the same one he had on in the airport, and coincidentally is the exact one he wore when he was out shopping for underwear in London with his bff TomStu (quickly puts this back into the “FILE OF DENIAL”)

Could it be that Rob has…..an “INVISIBLE BEANIE”????

Is it possible that Rob thinks that wearing this WORLD FAMOUS black beanie, that millions of women from all over the world could spot a hundred yards away, across a crowd of thousands of screaming fans, would honestly hide that fact that he is indeed THE ROB PATTINSON? That it will hide that luscious sex hair, the masculine square jaw, those hypnotic eyes and those lickable lips? Or maybe he just believes the beanie makes him look less drunk…I don’t know! But whatever the case maybe, the fact remains…Rob definitely has an “invisible beanie”!

But why not, right? I mean if we are stupid enough to believe that a pair of dark tint Coach shades suddenly makes me look less like a freakin’ lazy unkempt bum. Maybe Rob really does believe that the fuzzy, lint covered ripped, stretched out beanie actual makes him look less like the fucking sex on fire celeb that he really is.

Who am I to judge? Whatever the case may be, let me just say that as much as I love that hair…(you all know how much I LOVE that damn hair)…the beanie is fuckhawt too!

Thanks to My Rob Addiction for the airport beanie pics...go figure she would have all the yummy beanie pics! Rob in a beanie is pretty high up on her "unhealthy addiction"list! LOL! Go check out her blog she is always has the best stuff over there!

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