Sunday, September 5, 2010

When you have nothing nice to say...POST ROB PORN!

Robmusement made me a beautiful new fall banner for September…check it out… awesome, right?
Wait until you see October’s…eeks!

Well, the only bad thing about getting a cool, new banner for your blog is now I have to actually get off my lazy ass and blog about something so I can show it off.

The problem is, I’m totally uninspired to blog. Maybe it’s a result of the ROB DROUGHT we’re suffering through right now???

OR MAYBE it’s the fact that I am totally turned off by the recent pics of Rob looking like the fucking Unabomber…


(excuse me while I yack up my breakfast...even the LB hat couldn't save this night)

…while spending the evening dotingly holding the arm of his pregnant agent because she always gives me a Mrs. Robinson vibe (she also by the way has yet to reveal the identity of the father of her unborn child…*eyebrow quirked*) And then Rob runs off to give his “always lurking the background, bromance buddy” a drunkin’ piggy back ride through the streets of LA? Are you 24 or 14?

(Sorry, but no pics of either event will ever be posted on this blog
because both images are currently filed under “WTF” in the file of denial)

But no matter the reason, I’m just sort of blank. Can you believe it? Me, the loud opinionated bitch that I am has nothing to say…

Well, the truth is my mama always said, “If you don’t have anything nice to say…don’t say anything at all”. So, I guess mums the word!

So, what to blog about… hmmm???



I guess we just go with the old stand by….
Anyone object to a bunch of fuckhawt ROB PORN!?!?!?!


Because this is the perfect amount of scruff...
No sign of the Unabomber anywhere in sight!




Because we all like to pretend we are the reason
he is wearing that sex face!




Because there is no happier trail I'd rather hike!



Because I suddenly feel the need to quote Fifty Shades
"Stop biting your lip... I want to do that"




Because a little manip makes a fantasy go a LONG, LONG, LONG way!




Because there's nothing like a little Tattward Porn


AND SPEAKING OF TATTWARD PORN... A SPECIAL THANKS AGAIN TO ROBMUSEMENT

for the daily Tattward porn that always arrives in my inbox and for the awesome banners!
Hugs, loves and may all your Rob Porn fantasies come true!


I would love to credit the manip artists for these yummy pics but I have no idea who created them. If you know, please let me know so I can send credit where credit is do!

5 comments:

itsjustme1217 said...

YAY! All my Robporn fantasies come true. Hey! Does that mean I can make him get a tatt? Maybe of my name across the head of his c---. Okay. I'll stop.

Brina said...

I said "drunken piggy back ride" 1st, just so peeps know who said that shit 1st. *grins*

As for the "recent" pics of Rob stop being a hater, he looks fuckhot as always in with his beard. HELLO it's ROB Muthafucking Pattinson he always looks hot.

Well maybe not so hot when he is sucking face with Kstew but then I think maybe a 3sum with her and Rob but then I remember that I like bug boobs and (sorry Kstew) even with her piereced nipples she got small boobs. ahahahahahah

did i forget to say that i am in a "jagerhaze"n tonight.......blame it on the jager

I love you Krys and Your blog is the FUCKIN BOMB DOT COM.

RESPECT THE TEIMAFIA BITCHES......

Brina said...

BTW, I forgot to say that I love the Banner. Makes me wanna roll in the leaves with him.

OMFG, I fucking Typoed my sign off, so lets try this again......

Respect the TwiMafia & this Blog Bitches......

ps bestie, I love you

nextstopsf said...

well my mimosa haze comments were a lot better than anything I can come up with now- sober- LOL! Sadly it was a serious haze cuz I can't really remember what all I said- but I think we all know I love me some scruff and I love me some Rob hair or no hair - Althought I think I would seriously be disappointed to find my favorite happy trail manscaped off.... *sad panda* big time!
I miss him - Rob draught sux! But am giddy of the idea he would do a roadtroad like that!
okay now I have gotten off subject - sorta- so luv you girls luv sum Rob too!
xoxo

luvtwilight72 said...

I luv the Robporn, esp Tattward:) I agree with Krystih that the unibomber look is not so sexy, but I will take what I can get! I am jealous that you get tattward in your email every day, luck girl:)

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