HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROB PATTINSON!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROBERT PATTINSON!

23 DAYS AGO

I gave you a list of items that I thought youd be great bday gift ideas for our darling birthday boy!

At the end of that post, I sent out a call to my readers and theTweeter babes

asking them what they would buy Rob for his 24th birthday

 if you could buy him anything in the world!

My awesome readers answered the call and here's what you said you would buy him!

Bouncy72 said:

I just thought with this Knitted Willie Warmer,

it would keep the goods warm & he wouldn't have to worry about shrinkage

when the weather is FREEZING!

P.S. How unfair is it of u to say no sexual favors!

 I'm sure I could give him a day of total enjoyment.

FashionistaJR said:

  I'd give him a BMW M3 Convertible. Then I'd be the passenger in it

and take him to his bday dinner!

 2Fantabulous said:

The Naughty Gift!

I would buy him a Vegas lapdance & a really good fuck

so he can finally forget about & dump K-Stew

The Nice Gift:

I'd buy Rob Pattz a new movie prod co or just buyout Scummit

so that the actors get the treatment & credit they deserve.

 A new movie production company will be able to properly create BD.

Closet Kitty Said:

Well I think a 'personal dresser' would be the perfect gift-(stylist is too fancy of a term for our Rob).

 It is the gift that keeps on GIVING!

I would promise to dress him and maintain his hobolicious style guaranteeing no mishaps (like the nightmare that was the BAFTA award show. Because the 'just fucked hair' is an essential part of any hobolicious look- and that BFTA hair was not fucking it!

For a year- I would also provide a memorable 'dressing experience' with each outfit.
 It will require a lot of sacrifice on my part and my families, but I am willing take one for Team Closet Kitty!! (Squeal - a new meaning to the term closet kitty-score)
ALL in the name of… it is better to give than receive......

And of course if it works out, I am sure I could work it out to repeat the gift for the 25th bday!
Again all in the name of, better to give ....

LaughingTwiGirl Said:

A DAY OFF!

Lame...I know...But he needs it! LOL!!

MORE AFTER THE JUMP....

ONLY 23 SHOPPING DAYS LEFT!!!!

Only 23 shopping days left until......

ROB'S BIRTHDAY!!!!

So, what are you going to buy him?

I’m still on the fence.
I'm fairly certain Rob isn’t a materialistic sort of guy,
judging by the lack of wardrobe splurges…

So, I was thinking of maybe one of those sentimental handmade gifts that are truly from the heart

You know, like a hand decorated box filled with sexual favor coupons.

That would be thoughtful, right?

What about a new travel sewing kit? You never know when the Frankenpants will bust a seem.
I bet if he would have had one during the Remember Me press tour,
he wouldn’t have been on the Today Show with a ripped jacket.
He could have whip-stitched that sleeve with his trusty blue thread and saved himself a lot of embarrassment.

Bostongirl is thinking of buying him this shirt because well…

we all know about Rob’s oral fixation....

and incase you didn’t know “wicked” is totally a BOSTON term.

It’s totally fitting because Rob is always biting his lips, licking his lips, gnawing his fingers,

smoking, chewing straws, etc.

But now that I think about watching him do it, really makes me want to bite and lick his lips, gnaw his long fingers, do a little smoking and chewing his…straw! Hey B-girl can you buy me one of those shirts that says

 I HAVE A WICKED FIXATION WITH ROB’S ORAL FIXATION??
Please??

But then with new recent rumors by a certain anonymous, tweeting, psycho penguin…

Bostongirl and I are leaning more toward the Man Whore Overnight Kit.

I mean it I guess buying someone something they are sure to use, is always WIN, right?

MORE birthday gift ideas after the HUMP...JUMP. LICK  CLICK here... (hehehe I said hump and lick must be a Wednesday)