ONLY 23 SHOPPING DAYS LEFT!!!!

Only 23 shopping days left until......

ROB'S BIRTHDAY!!!!

So, what are you going to buy him?

I’m still on the fence.
I'm fairly certain Rob isn’t a materialistic sort of guy,
judging by the lack of wardrobe splurges…

So, I was thinking of maybe one of those sentimental handmade gifts that are truly from the heart

You know, like a hand decorated box filled with sexual favor coupons.

That would be thoughtful, right?

What about a new travel sewing kit? You never know when the Frankenpants will bust a seem.
I bet if he would have had one during the Remember Me press tour,
he wouldn’t have been on the Today Show with a ripped jacket.
He could have whip-stitched that sleeve with his trusty blue thread and saved himself a lot of embarrassment.

Bostongirl is thinking of buying him this shirt because well…

we all know about Rob’s oral fixation....

and incase you didn’t know “wicked” is totally a BOSTON term.

It’s totally fitting because Rob is always biting his lips, licking his lips, gnawing his fingers,

smoking, chewing straws, etc.

But now that I think about watching him do it, really makes me want to bite and lick his lips, gnaw his long fingers, do a little smoking and chewing his…straw! Hey B-girl can you buy me one of those shirts that says

 I HAVE A WICKED FIXATION WITH ROB’S ORAL FIXATION??
Please??

But then with new recent rumors by a certain anonymous, tweeting, psycho penguin…

Bostongirl and I are leaning more toward the Man Whore Overnight Kit.

I mean it I guess buying someone something they are sure to use, is always WIN, right?

MORE birthday gift ideas after the HUMP...JUMP. LICK  CLICK here... (hehehe I said hump and lick must be a Wednesday)