When I was a little girl my Mama taught me right from wrong.
Then one day my eyes opened to the wonderful world of "Twilight". I suddenly realized my Mama didn't know what the hell she talking about?
I SAY: THE FASTER I GET TO HIM
THE FASTER I CAN LICK HIM
MAMA SAID: ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL
I SAY: MAMA, ARE YOU FRICKIN' BLIND?!