Mama Don't Know Twilight

When I was a little girl my Mama taught me right from wrong.

Then one day my eyes opened to the wonderful world of "Twilight". I suddenly realized my Mama didn't know what the hell she talking about? 

                                     

MAMA SAID: DON'T BITE!

I SAY: BITE ME! PLEASE, BITE ME!!

 

MAMA SAID: DONT PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD

I SAY: PLAY WITH ME THEN EAT ME =

            GOOD FOREPLAY

MAMA SAID: DON'T RUN ON THE SIDEWALK

I SAY: THE FASTER I GET TO HIM
            THE FASTER I CAN LICK HIM

MAMA SAID: ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL


I SAY: MAMA, ARE YOU FRICKIN' BLIND?!

Apparently, my Mama never met Rob!

The "Unhealthy" Moral of the Story: What Mama don't know...makes me a happy, happy girl!