Every morning, I wake up and rush my husband and kids out the door as quickly as possible so I can run to my laptop and see what goodies the "Robvember Fairy" brought us today! I wait, with bated breath, as my Tweetdeck loads. I know that @ROBsessedBlog, @RPlife and @ThinkingofRob will not fail me. They will post the coveted links to your gorgeosity from today's New Moon event.
Ok, I'm back. *look of suprise* What is this I see on my screen? The Robvember Fairy left a video while I was gone!! God bless her! Oooh yeah, I love videos. Let me hear that seductve voice Rob. Tell me all about it baby. Tell me why vampires are better than those nasty dogs. Tell me how you like it...how you like the New Moon book the best. Tell me that you CAN'T love someone without making love to them...no baby...it's not platonic, is it...oh gawd no, don't stop. Yes, keep going, tell me how you want to make sex toys with your face on 'em and how they'll broken and without batteries. "Lit'rally" tell me every detail. I want to know it all. *Gasp* I love your laugh...omg...you're so funny...you sexy bastard....give me some more of that crooked smirk with that raised eyebrow, while you laugh out loud. Oh yeah...right there...just like that. You know what I like baby. Uh-oh...damn, I can't believe you get me there so quickly...excuse me while I make panty change number two.
ROBsessed, lets take look at your vast sea of Rob yummy's.
*waits for laptop to load the page...again* Ahh...Paris the city of romance and love. When this pic loads I bet you'll be lovely in beautiful suit made by a french designer...I can't wait to see what your...WTH??
Ummm, Rob, honey...did you have a rough night? Was it a turbulant flight that caused you to be up all night, thus making you oversleep and not have time to shower, shave or brush your hair? Aww...you poor baby. Your handlers are so fail for not doing a better job of looking after your well being. I'm so sorry sweety. I'm sure London will be bettter.