Always & Never ~ Chapter 19 Edward Interview

 Always & Never

B-girl just told me Edward was on his way in… we’ll see if he actually shows up this week. I really hope he doesn’t think he is going to waltz in here like everything’s just peachy. Like he didn’t stand me two chapters in a row. Like I didn’t wait around here for hours waiting for him to at least text me to tell me if he was coming or not.

I am going to tell him exactly what I think about his inconsiderate behavior. Just because he is really hot and a really, really, really good shoe shopper, that doesn’t mean he can just treat people like shit and getaway with it. I am going to give him a piece of my mind and it isn’t going to be pretty.


Edward: *walks in to the office with a wide grin* Hey Krys’. *winks* Did you miss me?

Krysti: *narrows eyes, purses lips…sighs* Yes!

Edward: *smirks, runs hands nervously through hair, adjusts self* So does that mean I get to keep my balls?

Krysti: *shrugs* I have no use for the balls… I’d be worried about the other piece if I were you *raises an eyebrow*. It’s much more…useful to me.

Edward: *evil grin* It’s only useful, Krys’…if it’s still attached.

Krysti: Hmmm, *grins*… maybe we’ll test that theory at this end of this interview…depending on how cooperative you are. I’m thinking you owe me some good stuff after standing me up two chapters in a row. I’m still upset with you over that, by the way.

Edward: *locks eyes with Krysti* Are you sure there isn’t something I can do to convince you to forgive me?

Krysti: *eyes shift to hair* Uh… no *voice cracks*

Edward: *slow grin spreads across his face* Alright, Krys, go ahead. Have at it. *leans head down*

Krysti: *breath hitches, fingers twitch* Uh…I…uh *hand jerks up but stops mid-air*…oh god…but…umm…I can’t…I just…at the end ok… if I do it now we’ll never, ever…ever get through the rest of this interview*takes a deep breath*…ever. *pushes chair backwards, grips edge of desk, stares down at floor*… at the end, ok? At the end! Oh god…j-just sit down!

Edward: *laughs, pushes hand through hair, shrugs* Ok, Krys’ if you say so.

Krysti: *shakes her head, gathering her thoughts* ok.. let’s just… uh…yeah so uh…what happened this week, again? Uh… uh…what’s her name? Bella… yeah Bella. You finally talked to her. *closes eyes tights collecting thoughts* Are you relieved to finally have all those secrets out in the open? *takes a deep breath, focusing*

Edward: *eyes her nervously, smirks* Are you sure you’re ok, Krys’? *laughs, takes a deep breath* I’m absolutely relieved. I feel like a thousand fucking weights have been lifted off my shoulders. I’m just glad that Bella gave me a chance to tell her everything. *grins* I think it turned out extremely well, don’t you?

Krysti: *smirks* yeah, I guess it’s good for you. Not so sure how good it will be for my shoe shopping but… *sighs* So, I guess Riley, while trying to be a dick really did you favor… in a round about sort of way, right?

Edward: *narrows eyes, clenches jaw and fists* I guess you could fucking say that *rolls eyes*. I am still going to deal with him because his only intention was to hurt Bella and that does not fucking fly with me.

Krysti: *holds up hand* Down tiger! *smiles* I know you probably don’t want to talk about this, but I have to ask. Do you ever think you’ll try to find out what happened to Victoria and the baby…just out of mere curiosity?

Edward: *frowns brow, purses lips, slowly shakes head* No, Krys’ that would just be too fucking hard. My father told me a while back that he heard the baby was doing well. I was glad to hear that.

Krysti: *nods* Well, just so you know, several of Bostongirl’s readers have generously offered their ovaries if you ever want to try the daddy thing again. *winks* But enough of that… on a lighter note… you sis a really good job keeping JMF at bay while you hashed all that out with Bella. How did you keep him in check that whole time?

Edward: *sighs heavily* I guess because JMF wasn’t around back then. That part was easy. And by the time we got talking about the night of the beach party it was less about sex, which is more his forte. He doesn’t really come around for all the feelings and shit unless it’s the physical kind *winks*

Krysti: *raises eyebrows * speaking of the physical kind…what was up with that whole “I’m ending this friendship… then that kiss? Wow, I must say that was pretty smooth move. *nods and laughs*

Edward: *smiles. Licks lips* It was pretty fucking amazing to finally kiss Bella like that. I’ve been wanting to do that for a really long time. It was a crap shoot though. It could have went either way after the shit I told her. I’m really glad it went in my favor though.

Krysti: *smiles at him* Yeah, I guess I’m happy that it went that way too. For your sake. So, what happens from here? What do you think your friends and family will think about you guys finally getting all this shit worked out?

Edward: *smiles* Alice and Emmett will be relived. They have been pressuring me to tell her for a really long time. They hated keeping this from her. But they knew how fucking hard it was for me to go through all that shit. They allowed me time to tell her myself. *runs hand through hair* My parents love Bella. They will be happy that we are finally together. The only thing that sucks though is I’m pretty fucking sure they won’t let her stay in my room anymore. *chuckles*

Krysti: *laughs* Yeah, the sleepovers are probably done! But it sounds like you have a really great family Edward. I hope you have some really great Christmas gifts in store for them. And me… what did buy me? Huh? I think jewelry is in order after standing me up like that.

Edward: *narrows eyes, cocks brow* Please, are you still mad about me standing you up? Whatever, Krys’ I know what B-Girl got you for Christmas last year. She said you’re into some guy with tattoo’s and piercings. Who the fuck is that guy anyway? Maybe he should be buying you presents*leans back in chair, folds arms over chest*

Krysti: *closes eyes, licks lips* Uh… I-I don’t think I know what you’re talking about. *evil grins* But now that you have a girlfriend, I guess I will need to find a new shoe shopping partner… so tattoos? Piercings? Hmmm? Could be interesting I guess. *shrugs*

Edward: *narrows eyes at Krys* Don’t fuck me with me Krys. Its been over a year now that I have known about this guy. I’m sure you’ve done plenty of shoe shopping with him as well. As far as me and Bella… *adjusts self* we’ll definitely be doing some shoe shopping soon.

Krysti: *smiles, shakes head* Well, again… I’m not sure who this tattoo’d man is you speak of but I have HEARD that shoe shopping with a couple strategically placed piercings can be rather enjoyable. Maybe you should try one. Bella might enjoy a Prince Edward… I mean Albert. *winks*

Edward *eyes widen in shock, hand covers crotch* You’re not talking about me piercing my… No fucking way, Krys’. My…? No fucking way! *cringes*

Krysti: *laughs* Oh c’mon… it would hurt so good! *winks, laughs hysterically* Well, I guess it’s not for everyone… but you never know… Bella might like a little sparkle on the peen.

Edward: *shakes head* No! Fuck no!

Krysti: Chicken! Ok, get over here and let touch that hair! *beckons him by slowly curling index finger*

Edward: *walks over to Krysti, starts leaning head down, stops, looks up locks eyes with Krysti* Are you sure it’s my hair you want to touch. Are you sure it’s good enough sinc my dick isn’t pierced and all? *smirks*

Krysti: *thrusts hands into his hair, fisting the locks tightly, jerks him closer* It’s good. Oh yeah… it’s so *pants*…so good. Oh god… What tatoo? What pierced dick? What… oh my god… *twists fingers in deeper*

Edward: *grabs Krysti’s wrists, stopping her* Oh…fuck Krys’ oww, oww, shit… Krysti it’s attached. Fuck! *backs away from Krysti rubbing scalp*

Krysti: *flashes a shy smirk* oops, sorry *giggles* well, I guess that’s all I need for today! What do you have planned for the rest of your night?

Edward: *shrugs* Heading over to B-Girls house. Her husbands our of town so she said she wants to get some writing done.

Krysti: Writing? At midnight? At her house…instead of her office? While her husband is out of town? Ok, if that’s your story! *shakes head, rolls eyes*

Edward: *smirks at Krysti, runs hands through hair* You’re so fucking pervy. You’ll see when you have something to beta in a few days. *turns and walks out of office*

Krysti: *reaches into bottom desk drawer, pulls out black and red Masen hoody. Clenches it to her chest, rubs it slowly against her cheek* I’m sorry Tattward. You know I love you…and you hair …and all your other… pierced parts.


Wow… that was a GREAT interview! *sighs* Yeah, yeah, I know… I’m such a sucker for the pretty. But believe me, you wouldn’t be able to deny it either!

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ALWAYS & NEVER Chapter 17 & 18 Interviews

So… I’m sure you’re all wondering why there wasn’t an interview for Chapter 17 and 18, right?

Well, I think it will be easier to explain if I just show you the texts! That will allow me to post Robmusements awesome banners as well. We definitely don;t want those things to go to waste. She works too hard on them an does an amazing job I might add!

Day of Chapter 17 interview:

Krysti: Edward, are you still coming? I thought we were meeting at 1:00? You’re late.

24 minutes later…

Edward: Something came up. I can’t come.

Krysti: I can make you cum! *wink* Seriously though, we had an appointment. Get your hot little ass over here. I’ve been waiting for an hour dickhead.

32 minutes later…

Edward: Sorry Krys. I just can’t today.

Krysti: When then? All this talk about cumming has given me the sudden urge to go shoe shopping! ;-P

I never received an answer! Asshole!

The Day of Chapter 18 Interview:

Krysti: Please tell me you aren’t going to stand me up again this week. Where are you?

No answer….

Krysti: Helllloooo… can you at least answer me so I know if I should wait for you or not?
No answer….

Krysti: OMG… are you fucking ignoring me? Listen you inconsiderate little jerk… I’m not going to sit here all fucking day waiting for you while you just… do whatever…or whomever it is that you’re doing!
No answer…

Krysti: Ok, if you just text me and let me know what time you’re available I can meet you here… or where ever you want to meet. Just let me know… I’ll have my phone. Or you can just call me, or text me.

No answer…

Krysti: Alright that’s it! I’ve been here all fucking day waiting for your ass! I’m calling B-Girl! Jerk!

If he thinks he can just blow me off and I will just stand here and deal with it. Just because he has that fuckhawt smile and that beautifully, fistable sex hair and that big, hard, lickable…
Well, ok so maybe he can but you know what I’m sayin’…

So, as you can see I did what I could but I just couldn’t get him in here. B-Girl called him, of course he always answers her calls… asshole! But in the end she took his side and gave him a break since he was "going through a really rough time right now"! Whatever! But she did make him promise to show up this week. And if he “promised” her… he will definitely be here.



Chapter 18 should be up posted on fanfic.net by tomorrow evening and the interview should be up no later than Tuesday night...as long as he shows up!

Always & Never Chapter 15 Edward Post Interview

Always & Never

by Bostongirl1212

As you may or may not know, I have been giving Edward, a.k.a Textward, a.k.a. JMF, the cold shoulder after the little “tease ‘em and leave ‘em” stunt he pulled on me at the end of the last interview.

If you follow us on Twitter, you know that we sort of had it out last week. He said some things, I said some things. I sent some incriminating pictures to him, he sent some incriminating pictures to me. I may or may not have lied to him about having a “shoe shopping” date with Riley. I know, I know, but I was trying to make him jealous…he is The Jealous Mother Fucker after all!

Anywoo, after it was all said and done, he apologized, I accepted. There may or may not have been Twitter nuzzling and some, through the jeans, peen rubbing…that we most definitely will not tell B-Girl about, but all seemed well.

He said he would to try to get out of B-Girls office that night so we could do a little “make-up shoe shopping” but he never made it. He said B-Girl had him busy writing or...doing other things *rolls eyes*…Whatever!

So, I’m back to being the bitter old, shoe/hair hoor you know I am. I can’t say I’m exactly excited about the interview today. Since things are all sunshine and fucking freesia with Bella right now, I doubt he’ll be in the mood to let JMF come out and play with me. But you know I can't resist that sexy man so I’ll give it a shot anyway. Can’t blame girl for trying, right?! *shrugs*

Krysti: *unbuttons top button of her blouse just before he walks into her office* Hello, Edward. Thank you for coming by today *uses her flirty voice*

Edward: *walks through the door, twisting lollipop in his mouth, walks up to Krysti’s desk, eyes fall to her cleavage, gawks at her boobs* Uh huh, I’m fine

Krysti: *pushes chest forward slightly, a coy smile across her lips* Well, I’m glad to hear that Edward, but I didn’t ask you how you were doing? *grins up at him*
 
Edward: *slowly raises eyes from Krysti’s chest, meeting her gaze, smirks, raises eyebrow* Sorry, it’s great to see you, Krys’ *glances back down to her chest and quickly back up to her eyes*  
 
Krysti: *peeks up at him through her lashes and then down to the bulge in his jeans that’s practically at eye level* It’s really great to see you to, Sweety. Do you want to…*looks back down at the bulge, takes a deep breath* …have a seat?  
 
Edward: *catches Krysti looking, palms dick* Sure, Krys’ *smirks, flops down in chair, twists lollipop around in his mouth* Now that you have me here…*cocks a suggestive eyebrow, chuckles*  

Krysti: *licks lips, inhales deeply smelling the cinnamon in the air* Yeah, uh, now that I have you…here, we should, I uh, should, ask you something. Like uh… So, yeah, how are things? *shakes head trying to compose herself*

Edward: *chuckles* You alright, Krys’?  

Krysti: *closes eyes for a quick moment* Yep, yep, I’m…uh, good. You’re…really good. *gasps, correcting herself* I mean I…I am really good. *huffs* Damn you and those lollipops, Edward. Ok, so you talked to Bella this week, right?

Edward: *chuckles, looking amused, twisting lollipop in mouth again* Yes, Krys’.

Krysti: *looks down trying to focus* I heard things went well? Were you surprised that she was already sort of aware of JMF?

Edward: *pulls lollipop out of his mouth, lick lips, nodding* Fuck yes, I was. Maybe I don’t give Bella enough credit *shrugs* She is much more perceptive than I ever could have imagined.

Krysti: *looks up at him with a serious look on her face* You didn’t tell her everything though, Edward. Some people might feel that an omission is the same as a lie. Do you feel like you’re lying by not telling her everything? *raises eyebrows*

Edward: *swallows thickly, looks irritated* I didn’t want to bombard the girl, Krys’, and some things are pretty fucking hard to talk about. I know she deserves to know and I will fucking tell her *pauses* soon.

Krysti: *raises a skeptical eyebrow* What if she doesn’t take the other part as well as she took the JMF part? Are you worried about that?

Edward: *leans back, raking hands through hair* Fuuuuck, Krys’, I really hope she fucking understands. I mean it wasn’t even my fault. I’m the one who got fucked over. I just hope she doesn’t think badly of me.

Krysti: *nods, leans forward resting her elbows on the desk, grinning* Now that Bella knows about JMF, are you going to let her see more of that side of you? She sort of acted like she wants to see him. Do you think that means she has a hidden…freaky side? *wags eyebrows* 

Edward: *groans, adjust self in chair* Krys’ what the fuck are you tryin’ to do to me? Do you think… I mean… do you really…think… she could… *smirks* she did kind say she fucking wanted to see more of him, huh? I just don’t know if I can control myself and I don’t think that would be wise just yet *adjusts self* Unless she makes it clear that she comfortable, *shrugs* I don’t know Krys’ I just don’t want to fuck up with her again?


Krysti: *bites bottom lip, mumbles under her breath* I know I’d sure like to see some JMF *takes a deep breath* Anyway, I noticed that you were paying a lot of attention to the necklace she is wearing. Why didn’t you just ask her about it? Are you going to ask her or what?


Edward: *lets out a frustrated breath* I guess I’m going to have to ask her about it. Before JMF rips it off her fucking neck. It obviously means a fucking lot to her and I want to know who the fuck her gave it to her because I know it wasn’t me. *looks up at Krysti, worried* Do you think I should buy her some fucking jewelry.

Krysti: *sits up a little taller* Well, all girls like jewelry, Edward. I know I love getting jewelry and Christmas is right around the corner. *smiles, narrowing eyes* So, if you’re planning on doing any Black Friday shopping, my ring size is a 7. *holds hand up, wiggling fingers towards him, laughing*



Edward: *chuckles lightly* Are you sure you want me to go jewelry shopping for you or would you rather go shoe shopping? *smirks, winks*

Krysti: *bites bottom lip, shakes head* I think you already know the answer to that question. *narrows eyes, points at him* You are such a tease and I swear you’re not going to dazzle me into being teased and left…again. You’ve already done that to me twice in the last two weeks. I am still mad at you over it by the way.
 
Edward: *frowns eyebrows, gets up walking around to Krysti’s side of the desk, pulls her up by her hand, pulling lollipop from his mouth and slowly pushes it between her lips. Hugs her, squeezing her tightly, whispering in her ear* I’m here now. *slowly drags nose along her earlobe, whispers* Can you taste me? *bites down gently on her neck* I have no place to else to be tonight. *leans back slightly looks into her eyes* What do you say we go shoe shopping right now?
 
Krysti: *sucks down hard on lollipop, stares into his eyes with a dazzled look on her face, nods head, pulls lollipop out of her mouth* Yes, shoe shopping sound really good *leans in pressing her chest against his, twirls tongue around lollipop then whispers* I think maybe I should buy YOU a pair of shoes this week. How does that sound? *licks lips, slides lollipop back into his mouth* let me just get my purse. *grabs his hand tightly, preventing him from leaving without her whiles she grabs her purse* Ok, I’m ready.
 
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Always & Never ~ Edward Post Chapter Interview

Always & Never

It seems like it’s been weeks since I have spent any time with Edward. He has been so busy car shopping and trying to keep Bella’s schedule Riley free, I never get a chance to see him.
I even called and offered him an evening of…shoe shopping. I couldn’t believe he passed on an night of crazy, hot…shoe shopping. I mean who turns down…shoe shopping? Especially if you aren’t getting any…shoe shopping from anyone else. Am I right? *sighs*

What is wrong with that boy? Not to worry…I think we are going to get the answer to that question in about two seconds. *takes a deep inhale through her nose* Yep, I can smell the Marlboro’s and cinnamon drifting toward me.



Krysti: Well, hello stranger *peeks up at him with sad puppy dog eyes while trying to keep the grin off her face*

Edward: *smirks, winks* Hello yourself, Krys’. Did you miss me?

Krysti: *sighs* Of course I missed you, handsome. *peeks up at him from under her lashes* I was getting worried you were going to stand me up for this interview.

Edward: *snuffs out cigarette in ashtray, runs hands through hair, flops down in chair, frowns brow* I would never stand you up Krys’. I’ve just been really fucking busy between keeping Bella busy and B-Girls been occupying the rest of my time trying to get these last few chapters written. Can you believe last night she made me watch this stupid fucking movie with her, called New Moon? What the fuck was that shit about?

Krysti: *laughs* Yeah, I’ve seen that movie. This really hot actor with amazing sex hair plays a vampire. He could bite me anytime. *pulls bottom lip between her teeth*

Edward:*rolls eyes* If you fucking say so. B-Girl said that same shit too. I didn’t pay to much attention though. I was too busy texting Bella. It was just another fucking chick flick to me. 

Krysti: Speaking of Bella…*evil grin* I couldn’t help but notice how much you seemed to REALLY enjoy watching Bella do her little kitchen sink dance the other day. I had no idea you were so into watching. *waggles eyes at him* Should we add voyeur to your list of personality traits or what?

Edward:: *grins, adjusts crotch* Don’t make me sound like some fucking pervert, Krys. Any guy with a dick would have watched. But if I would have caught someone else watching, I would have smashed his fucking face in. 

Krysti: *shakes head at him and rolls eyes* Well, it looks like things are going well with you’re “win back Bella” plan. Do you have any concerns that Jake being in town is going to throw a wrench into any Thanksgiving plans you had for her?

Edward: *sighs heavily, fits both hands in hair* Fuck yeah I do. Him showing up already throws a wrench in my plans. Let’s just hope that’s the only fucking problem I have to deal with while he’s here. But with my fucking luck I’m guessing not.

Krysti: *nods* Yeah, I have to admit you have pretty shitty luck baby. By the way what the hell was up with Riley? Things got pretty heated between you two. Was that the end of it or do you think that was just the beginning?

Edward: *tightens jaw, clenches fists* I was ready to rip his fucking throat out. Who the fuck does he think he is to threaten me? It’s definitely just the beginning Krys. Hopefully once I talk to Bella I can come clean, then that fucker won’t have anything to hold over me. I still don’t know how much he knows or who fucking told him but it’s time for me to come clean to Bella anyway. I haven’t been honest with her for so long.

Krysti: *looks concerned* So, this thing that you have to talk to Bella about, this secret that apparently Riley seems to know abiut, should we be worried about this, Edward? I mean, is this something serious? Is this a potential deal breaker with Bella? What did you do Edward? *eyes widen and mouth falls open* You aren’t… gay, are you?

Edward: *leans forward, narrows eyes* Are you fucking kidding me Krysti. Are you really fucking asking me if I’m gay? Please tell me you’re joking. *rolls eyes, sits back, crosses arms over chest* I think we have been on enough “shoe shopping” trips together, *rolls eyes* since that’s what you’re calling it now, that I don’t even have to dignify that with an answer. *runs hands through hair nervously* As for the rest of it, B-Girl told me I had to stay tight lipped about that. Let’s just say it’s what brought me to Forks and brought me and my family a whole shit storm of drama and it was all my fault.

Krysti: *narrows eyes* Hmmm? That’s sounds pretty serious. As much as I would love to drag it out of you, I’m sure B-Girl has a good reason for wanting you to keep it under wraps for now. I am a little pissed that even I can’t know what the secret is but…whatever *rolls eyes*

Edward: *shrugs* I’m sure I could have talked to you about it, off the record *gives mischievous smirk* but since you asked me if I’m gay... forget it.

Krysti: *shrugs* Well, the last few times I asked you to do some “shoe shopping”, you turned me down *frowns sadly* and I know how much you enjoy our shoe shopping trips *grins at him* …and from what I hear, you aren’t shoe shopping with Bella right now. I don’t know about you, but I just can’t go more than a couple days without shoe shopping. *stands and walks to the front of her desk, leans against it in front of him and motions to his feet* I don’t know how your shoes are feeling these days, but I think could definitely go for a shopping trip to get new ones *raises an eyebrow at him*

Edward: *smirks, stands up closing the distance between them, whispers* Krys, you know I would love to go fucking shoe shopping. You know how much I love shoe shopping with you. *gently sweeps hair back and runs nose softly along her jaw* You don’t know how much I have missed …*lightly kisses neck* our shoe shopping. *fists hand in the back Krysti’s hair* tell me Krysti, do you wanna’ go shoe shopping tonight?

Krysti: *breathes heavily and half moans* Mmm Hmm!

Edward: *leans back slightly meeting her eyes* Sorry, but I’ve gotta’ go. *steps back from Krysti, smirking* B-Girl wants me to come *does air quotes with his fingers* “watch a movie with her”. Maybe next time Krys. *turns and walks out of office laughing*

Krysti: *throws hands on her hips and lets her head fall back, staring at ceiling, yells* Very fucking funny Edward. *growls in frustration*



What an asshole! BTW, what the fuck is up the damn air quotes when he said “watching a movie” with B-Girl? Didn’t they “watch a movie” last night? Ugh! Whatever! I don’t need him to…go shoe shopping. I bought my copy of New Moon at the Adult Store so it came with a sparkle peen. So…haha Textward…I don’t need your ass. I’ll just go home alone, and watch New Moon...alone, and go shoe shopping...alone…Ugh! Fucking B-Girl…sometimes I really hate that lucky bitch!
 
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Always & Never Chapter 13 Edward Interview

Always Silver ~ Never Black

It’s been a pretty busy week for Edward. In between going car shopping with Bella and shoe shopping with me *naughty grin*, he had to take care of B-Girl who has been sick for days. He spent days with her, nursing her back to health. He is such a sweetheart …and incidentally, a really, really, talented shoe shopper *closes eyes and bites bottom lip*

After all his selfless acts this week, I guess I should give the poor guy a break and not torture him unnecessarily but…*lifts foot, swiveling it from side to side, admiring the sexy, red Christian Dior FMP, with the beautiful silver rose detailing up the heel*…like I said, he is a incredibly amazing shoe shopper. RAWR!

Krysti: *gasps in shock when she looks up to find Edward standing in the doorway leaning against the frame watching her* Uh…hello. How long have you been standing there? *grins, slightly embarrassed*

Edward: *licks lips, wags eyebrows* Long enough, Krys’


Krysti: *tucking her feet safely under desk* I think you need to start wearing those swishy pants when you come in for your interviews. The ones that you play basketball in, so I can hear you coming…*and so I can get more peeks at the happy trail, giggles devilishly* So, what’s new, Sweety? 


Edward: *sits down in the chair, raking both hands through his hair* A lot of fucking shit happened this week. Where do you want to start?


Krysti: *Raises her eyebrow* You seem a bit tense today. I thought things were going a better for you this week. I heard the car shopping with Bella went well. Is that right?


Edward: *smirks* The car shopping went fan-fucking-tastic. It felt really good that Bella took my advice. You know I’m trying really hard here, Krys’. I’m doing everything I can here to try to win her back. It felt really fucking great to finally spend some time alone with her.


Krysti: Weren’t you all supposed to do the car shopping thing together as a group? What do you think everyone is going to say when they find out that the two of you went, alone.


Edward: *cocks eyebrow* You mean what the fuck do I think Riley is going to say about it?


Krysti: *grins* That exactly what I’m asking. Don’t you think he is going to be a little pissed for being left out?


Edward: *tightens jaw, clenches fists* I really don’t give a fuck what he thinks and certainly don’t give a fuck how he feels *shrugs* If he has something to say about it, he better take it up with me and not Bella, because that will be his last fucking mistake. I can guarantee you that.

Krysti: *grins* Down boy. You’re so cute when you get all protective and confrontational. *shakes head* Ok, let’s move on. Let’s talk about…Lauren. *quirks eyebrow* Did you seriously go out with her Friday? Well, I heard you were in pretty early so is it safe to assume it was just a quick cum and go or what?


Edward: *narrows eyes at Krysti* Real fucking funny, Krys’. *rubs both hands over face roughly* That night really fucking sucked. I had to apologize to her about the party. I feel really fucking sorry for the girl. She’s going through a lot of shit with Tyler.


Krysti: *crosses arms* I’m kind of surprised that you didn’t go bowling with everyone, just to keep and eye on Bella and to make sure Riley didn’t try to anything.


Edward: *closes eyes briefly, bites bottom lip* I just can’t Krys’. I just can’t sit there and watch her be with him. You’ve seen how hard I’ve been struggling to keep JMF at bay. I’ve been slipping up a lot and I just don’t know if I can control myself. *smiles sadly*


Krysti: *pouts bottom lip* I know baby. I know. *takes a deep breath* So, where do we go from here? Now that the car thing is done, what’s next? Do you have anything up your sleeve?


Edward: *smirks* Of course I do, Krys’. I always fucking do.


Krysti: *smiles wide* Oh, I almost forgot to ask you about the chick at the car dealership. Were you really trying to dazzle her with your smile, as Bella put it?


Edward: *rolls eyes, sighs* Not this shit again, Krys’. I think I made it pretty fucking clear to her that I wasn’t interested. I really don’t understand what the fuck Bella meant by dazzling. I was only trying to be polite. *smiles*


Krysti: *points at him* That! That is exactly what Bella is talking about. You can try to lie and say you don’t do that shit on purpose, but that panty dropper smile doesn’t happen by accident. *laughs, gets up and walks to front of desk* Speaking of panty droppers, what do you think of my new shoes?


Edward: *stands up, licks lips, adjusts self* Now those *points at shoes* those are fucking hot. But they would look better right here *taps shoulders* I gotta’ go B-Girl is still fucking sick.


Krysti: *laughs, shaking head* Wow, way to get a girl going and leave her hangin’. *frown with a loud sigh* Well, if you can get her to pass out on Nyquil, you know where to find me. *leans back her desk, sliding her foot up the side of his calf* I’d hate to let these shoes go to waste today.


Edward: *Stares at Krysti’s shoes, bites lip, shakes head* Fuck Krys’, I really gotta’ get the fuck out of here. If it wasn’t for B-Girl being sick…*adjusts self* Krys’ you’re going to get me in trouble, again. I gotta’ leave…NOW! *turns to leave*


Krysti: *grins shrugging* Ok, but like I said…you know where to find me. *giggles*

*pulls out phone, snaps picture of her shoes* I think I just might have to send a couple texts of my own tonight. *laughs, letting head fall back on her neck* Damn, I'm so evil.

Ugh, what is wrong with me? I don’t know what it is about that boy that makes me act like a sex crazed maniac. No, that’s a lie. I know exactly what it is. *grins, shakes head, biting bottom lip* Yeah, that will be my little secret though. I don’t any of the rest of your hoors trying to any harder to get in his pants than you already are. LOL!! Sorry, but I’m an only child. I don’t share well.


A few special shoutouts today…first to the fabulous ROBMUSEMENT for the gorgeous banners. She has an awesome blog. Please go check it out and leave her some love. Make sure you go check her steamy one shots too. “The Waiting Game” , “Just for You” and “Telling the Truth” 


I would also like to send a HAPPY BIRTHDAY shout out to @HungryVampire who is not only a great friend but also the woman that saves me and my blog from the techtardness that I am cursed with. Thank you so much sweety for all that you do and for always being you! Go check out her blog A HungryVampire and give her some birthday love.


Speaking of love, don't forgot to leave me some too! Anything you want me to ask Edward? Any suggestions for the interviews or for the blog? Let me know what you think!

HUGS & LOVES ~K

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Always & Never Chapter 8 ~ Edward's Post Interview

Always Naughty ~ Never Nice 

Monday Dec. 14, 2009 9:02pm

OH. MY. GOD. *leans back in her chair, fanning her face with her hand while panting heavily*

I…uhh...just….uhh…need…a …moment…to….uhh…catch….my…breath. That was some seriously hot fantasizing. Wow!! If I could fantasize myself into an orgasm that fucking good…I would check the hell out of reality right fucking now! Hot damn!!


I’m not totally sure that I’m going to get through this interview without flying across this desk, clutching my fists into his beautiful fucking hair and taking him right here on the floor of my office. The only thing working in my favor is the fact that I am afraid to uncross my legs at the moment, for fear that flames might shoot across the room. Lord knows the panties are already MELTED! Did I mention how fucking hot that chapter was…UNF!!!


Oh shit, he’s here. I can smell that cinnamon lollipop coming down the hall. It smells so damn sweet, and hot, and sticky, and lickable…OMG…I’m not going to get through this fucking interview…FML! *Ok, Krysti just make a joke of it…make fun of him, that will work, right? He will be pissed but it will help you not think sexy thoughts. Just don’t think about his long fingers being wrapped around that big, hard, throbbing...*


9:08 p.m.


Krysti: *gasps, being pulled out of her naughty thoughts as he walks through the door, she takes a deep breath while plastering a wide grin on her face* Well, hello my little self lovin' sexy man …How are your eyes today, baby? You aren’t suffering any type of vision issues or blindness of any kind, are you? Having any carpel tunnel or tennis elbow issues? *fights to stop herself from thinking of him rubbing his thumb around the head of his…omg…stop it*


Edward: *Rolls lollipop around mouth with tongue, raises eyebrow at Krysti, before sitting down* What the fuck are you talking about, Krysti? Are you ok today? *pulls out phone, sends B-Girl a Text* (B-Girl...WHAT.THE.FUCK? You told her about that shit? I fucking trusted you. That was private! Son of a bitch! We need to talk after this! E.)


Krysti: So, that sexy little angel pic really got you going, huh? I’m a bit surprised that you thought Bella might have a hidden agenda though, Edward? After all, she didn’t volunteer the pic. You asked her for the pic. Maybe she is just having new experiences in AZ that are making her more comfortable with her…naughty side? *shrugs her shoulders feigning indifference while trying to stop herself from thinking about his tongue and how warm it would feel in my…oh shit…don’t go there Krysti*

9:15 pm


Edward: *Pulls out lollipop and licks lips, Runs hand through hair, leans forward* Krysti, Bella had to know that fuckin’ little 'get up' was fucking hot. *reaches down to adjust himself and smirks at Krysti* When I asked for the picture, I never fuckin’ thought she would be wearing something like that! As for her “experiences” in AZ, I don’t know what the fuck is going on down there. *Runs hand through hair nervously* And to be honest, I don’t know if I could handle finding out…I just can’t…*shakes head* …Fuck, I just don’t know how I would react. I really might fucking lose control for good…and that…that could be a bad thing. *pops lollipop back in mouth*



Krysti: *eyes dart between lollipop and recently adjusted bulge* I have to ask you about the “fantasy” hun’. I must tell you, it was really fucking hot. *bites her bottom lip* But don’t most guys fantasize about the girl on her knees pleasing him not him on his knees pleasing her? *licks her lips, stands and walks to the front of her desk, leaning on the edge, right in front of Edward’s chair. Drops her voice to just more than a whisper* Does the thought of licking her…really get you that hot, Edward?


9:18 pm

Edward: *leans forward meeting Krysti’s eyes, licks lips* It’s about control, Krysti. It’s about claiming her. It’s about making her fucking mine. She was totally fucking with me by sending that picture. I know it. If it’s some kind of a game she was starting, by sending that…then I’m fucking playing to win, Krysti. And I know, a girl can’t resist a guy that can properly make her come...multiple times….*leans back* And that is fucking hot. That is the fucking turn on for me, Krysti. Owning Bella’s body. Making her mine. And I was just getting fucking started. *smirks, licks lips*



Krysti: *watching Edwards eyes become hooded with lust, she realizes that she is now talking to JMF not Edward Cullen. Unable to control her own actions, she lifts her foot, placing it on the chair just barely visible between Edward’s legs and whispers* That is…really fucking hot…By the way, what do you think of my new shoes? They were a birthday present…to myself. *thinks to herself…oh shit, Krysti…why did you just put your foot that close to his crotch…FML…I’m losing this battle…oh fuck…put your fucking foot back on the floor bitch…don’t even THINK about rubbing his dick with your foot…don’t you dare move that foot forward...omg*


Edward: *Wraps hand around Krysti’s ankle, rubbing tiny circles with pad of thumb, smirks at Krysti when she gasps, cocking head to the side looks up at her* Those are fuckin’ hot, Krys. I really don’t think you know who you’re fucking with right now. *Leans forward, tightening his grip sliding hand slowly up her calf, urging her foot forward* I think it’s best I get going now before this shit gets out of hand. *cocks eyebrow, licks lips*


9:22pm


Krysti: *visibly panting, she stares at his hair, her fingers twitching, her breathing becoming shallow, whispers slowly* Maybe you should go now, Edward…before I do something I’m really not supposed to do. *tries to rationalize her behavior in her dirty mind, then heavily breathes out the words* But it IS almost my birthday... and I’m sure B-Girl would want me to have a really special birthday, right? And technically, this is her fault. After all, she’s the one that wrote that steamy lemon that got me all hot and bothered, right? No…yes…no…Edward, you should…uhh…*dizzy… hot… dizzy… melting…dizzy... wet…can’t fucking speak…not good…not good*


Edward: *Stands up, coming face to face with Krysti* Your birthday, huh? *flashes lopsided grin, runs hand through hair, causing a whimper to escape from Krysti* Well fuck Krysti, B-girl and I already have something planned for your birthday, but…if you promise not tell her… I could do something special for you...myself *Smirks, leans forward placing hands on either side of Krysti on the desk, runs nose along her jaw line up to her ear and whispers* How about I let you touch my hair, birthday girl?


Krysti: *Krysti moans and pulls her bottom lip between her teeth as her hand slowly raises from her side…


*all reader’s computer screens flip to mutli-colored striped screen as a high pitched ringing blares through the speakers….the following message begins to scroll...


“The live broadcast from Fanfic Headquarters is experiencing technical difficulties at this time. We apologize for any inconvenience”


Tuesday Dec 15, 2009 9:01am

Bostongirl: *walks confidently up to the podium and clears her throat before speaking into the group of microphones* Good morning readers. I apologize for the abrupt end to last night’s post interview. I want to inform you that Krysti will be taking a short leave of absence. I am confident that she will return to work at Fanfic Headquarters in a few days with a much better perspective of what her job entails and will be displaying a more professional attitude towards her employment at Fanfic Headquarters and the fanfic characters she has the privilege to work with. Thank you. *steps away from podium shaking her head and rolling her eyes*


Special love to ROBMUSEMENT for another HOT banner this week ~ Love, B-Girl & Krysti

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Always & Never ~ Edward's Post Interview Chapter 7

I can’t believe that Edward is late again. This is getting really ridiculous. So much for Mr. Fucking Punctual. At this point, everyone but Edward knows that Bella is on her way home. I think he is going to shit himself when he finds out. I wonder if he’ll drop that skanky hoor Lauren when he finds out Bella’s back. Wouldn’t you love to see Bella beat that bitch’s ass? Hell Yeah! I love a good cat fight! Especially when a skank is getting her nasty ass beat! Oh shit, I better stop talking about his new piece of ass…I hear him coming down the hall.

Krysti: Dammit, Edward. I thought you promised not to be late anymore. This is going to have to be quick. I have another appointment and now I’m running late.


Edward: *gives an apologetic shrug* Fuck, Krys. I’m sorry. I totally lost track of time. *gives Krysti a questioning look* Another appointment?


Krysti: *glares at him with hands on hips* For your information, I do I have real life that doesn’t revolve around you, Edward. So, lets get on with this. What’s the deal with Lauren, is she your girlfriend or what?


Edward: *chuckles at Krysti* I don’t fucking do girlfriends. In fact I haven’t even fucked her yet.


Krysti: Seems like she has your ass jumping through a lot of hoops to not be your girlfriend? Shopping with her and running errands like picking up her car from the shop?
Edward: I only said we were going to pick up her fucking car because I didn’t want to sound like a pussy and say I had to go shopping for fucking costumes. I didn’t even want to go but fuck that, I wasn’t going to let her go pick shit out on her own. Who knows what the fuck she would try to dress me in.


Krysti: *smirks, thinking of Edward dressed in something that requires tights* Speaking of costumes, what did you think of Bella’s costume?


Edward: *licks lips and discreetly adjusts himself* That was really fucking hot. I wish I was going to be there...*clears throat* you know, incase some stupid mother fucker tries to fucking put his hands on her *mumbles something under his breath*


Krysti: *leans forward trying to hear him* I’m sorry? I didn’t quite hear that, did you say…mine?


Edward: *glares at Krysti*


Krysti: One last questions before I I have to leave for my appointment. What exactly were you doing all that time, after Bella sent you the pic. She waited a long time for you to respond. What took you so long?

Edward: Fuck Krysti, I just went over this shit with Bostongirl I’m not going to rehash this shit again. You can just read about it next week with everyone else.


Krysti: *rolls eyes and takes a deep breath trying to control her temper* Well, Edward I appreciate you taking the fucking time to come to my office and for being so willing to share your feelings with me. *rolls again and gives him a sarcastic smile then looks at her watch* And now thanks to you, I’m running late for my date…uh…I mean…appointment. so I’ll just see you next week. *waves hand impatiently towards the door motioning him to leave*


Edward: *looks at Krysti a bit surprised* Date? Ok, well I guess I will see you next week. *walks towards door* Oh yeah, Krys?  I heard you and B-Girl were going shoe shopping this weekend. Make sure you buy something sexy *winks at Krysti while running his hand slowly through his hair* …and I‘ll expect you to have them on when I come in next week. *turns and walks out the door with a smirk on his face*


It would be so much easier to hate that asshole if he wasn’t so damn sexy. The worst part is, HE KNOWS IT! He knows that he has this power over women. Ugh! Maybe I should try to enlist in that boot camp that Alice and Rose are making Bella go through. Yeah, I don't see B-Girl letting that happen.


So, what do you think? What is Edward going to do when he finds out Bella is back? Do you think he is going to freak out when she goes to the dance with their new friend? Tell me what you think. I love your comments…they are almost as great as touching Edward’s hair…ALMOST!

Always & Never: Edward Post Chapter 3 Interview

Oh damn, the shit hit the fan in this chapter! According to Bostongirl, Edward was in her office until late last night and he was pretty pissed, to say the least. She said they were talking things out (ok, so she was talking and he was yelling) and he just jumped up and stormed out. He wouldn’t even slow down long enough to tell her where in the hell he was going. B-girl’s pretty sure he must have turned his phone off after that because all of her calls went straight to voicemail. Sometime during the night or this morning he must have turned it back on though because I sent him a text this morning asking if he was going to come by the office, as scheduled, and this is what I got back from him:

“Fuck! If you really fucking think its fucking necessary to discuss this fucking bullshit you can meet me downtown near the fucking diner. I’m not in the mood to be in that fucking office again today. I spent enough fucking time there last night arguing with B-girl. But you better fucking hurry because I have to fucking be somewhere this morning.” -E

So, as you can see this post interview might be a little on the rough side today. Getting Edward to open up is a damn chore when he’s in a good mood. This is going to be like pulling teeth. I’m walking down the street looking for him now *looks back and forth up and down the street* but I'm not not seeing him. I hope he shows up. If that little mother f….oh, wait there he is, leaning against the wall in front of the flower shop. Damn, how does he always look so hot without even trying…be good Krysti... be good.

Krysti: Hey, Edward. You look like you just lost your best friend. Oh, whoops, sorry, bad analogy. Soooo… I heard things didn’t go quite as you planned last night? *steps back to get out of the way of people walking down the sidewalk* Don’t you think this would have been easier to talk about in the privacy of my office?


Edward: *narrows eyes furiously at Krysti* I don’t appreciate your little jokes. And if you don’t like this place then fuck it *shrugs* I can leave. *grabs cigarette’s takes one out and lights it*


Krysti: Calm down your sexy ass down, I’m just giving you shit! Seriously though, what went wrong, Edward? What caused the whole thing to fall apart? It seemed like everything was….um…moving in the right direction *glances quickly at his crotch*. Damn, from what I hear, the hanger door was open, the landing gear was down and all you had to do was slip right in. What the hell happened?


Edward: *follows Krysti’s eyes, shakes head * Look Krysti, I don’t wanna’ be a dick to you, but honestly what the fuck kind of question is that? Don’t you think I know I could have “landed that plane” but that would have been fucked up! Bella is a *winces* virgin and I didn’t fucking know... u-until …it was almost too late. *frowns brows, takes another drag of cigarette*


Krysti: You claim to be her best friend, right? How in the hell did you NOT know she was a virgin? “Best friends” talk about that sort of thing, don’t they? Edward, are you honestly going to say you didn’t have a clue about whether or now she had sex?


Edward: *takes last long drag of cigarette glaring at Krysti, flicks cigarette into the street* I didn’t fucking know. *Runs hand threw hair* I never fucking asked her, she never fucking told me. I-I knew about Jacob and how they… *swallows hard* how they messed around before, and I knew about a few guys she’s made out with. And fuck last night when she was fighting with Tanya, she even said something about “that doesn’t making her a virgin”…I guess I just fucking assumed- *mumbles* assumed wrong. *leans in closer to Krysti, puts hand on wall beside her head* I never fucking asked her because maybe a part of me didn’t fucking want to know all the gory details. Ok? *Pulls out lollipop, jerks the wrapper off and shoves it in mouth*


Krysti: Why didn’t you make Bella just stay and talk to you so you could explain it to her? Why did you let her leave with Alice?


Edward: *Rolls eyes* Are you fucking serious!? I did try to talk to her and it was making it worse! I even fucking chased her out the door. I know Bella and when she is done…she is DONE. What the fuck was I supposed to do? Hold her hostage?


Krysti: She’s going to be gone for, what, four weeks? Are you going to wait for her to come back before you try to explain it to her?


Edward: *looks at Krysti smirks sarcastically* C’mon Krys, Don’t you know me at all? Four fucking weeks, are you kidding? I try will get her to listen to me… somehow ….*eyes lock with Krysti’s* and soon. *eyes drop back to the ground, kicking rocks nervously*


Krysti: Ok, Edward. I’m not going to keep you because it’s obvious you’re not in the mood for this today. But you already agreed to answer a reader each week and we definitely can’t disappoint the readers. This weeks question is from Stoli. She’s our bestie and today is her birthday so B~girl said you better make it good. Her question is: “What would it take to get you to send her some songs to sleep by and some naked pictures…*winks*.” By the way, she said no offense towards Bella.


Edward: “Bgirl said that huh?” * smiles devilishly * “Fuck Krysti, I just can't come up with some fucking song just like tha-“ *pulls out phone quickly finds song, sends to krysti, chuckles* “There you Krys send her that fucking song from me ok?” *smirks*  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2sX-RbWPqg



Krysti: *looks at phone see’s the song Edward sent her shakes her head laughing* Thanks Edward, I know Stoli will appreciate that. I feel really bad for you right now. I can see how much this is hurting you. *places her hands on his outside of his arms* Just do whatever you need to do to fix this, ok? C’mere you look like you need a hug. I promise, I won’t try to squeeze your ass or touch your hair while I’m hugging you. *gives him a friendly hug but keeps both hands fisted to avoid temptation*



Edward: “Thanks Krys, that’s the fucking plan. Wish me luck, ok? …*starts to walk away, stops suddenly*…”Oh hey, Krys”, * digs in pocket, pulls out cinnamon lollipop, looks at it, eyes shoot to Krysti’s smirking* “Give this to Stoli *tosses lollipop to Krysti* *Krysti looks at Edward curiously* *Shrugs* “Something for her to practice on” * laughs, runs hand threw hair, walks away*


Honestly, that went better than I thought it would. As beautiful as he is...he can be a real pain in the ass when he wants to be. I know you're all anxious to see what happens in Chapter 4, right? What do you think is going to happen? Of course, since I'm the BETA BITCH, I already know what's going to happen (I know you're jealous) but I'm curious to see what you think!! See ya' after Chapter 4!




HAPPY BIRTHDAY STOLI ~ Love, J, T & K...A.K.A "THE BESTIES"!!

Always & Never ~ Edward Interview Chapter 2

A lot has happened since the last time we talked to Edward. I can’t believe he kissed Bella. WTF? Didn’t he just tell us, last week, that he didn’t look at her like that? I knew it! I knew he was full of shit when it came out of his mouth! I can’t wait to find out what’s going on in that pretty little head of his. Oh yeah, I have to ask him about that little fight between Bella and Tanya too. “NO EDDIE, YOU BROUGHT HER, YOU FUCK HER!” *lmfao* I love Bella! She such a mouthy bitch when she wants to be! *music starts playing ~ You let me violate you ~ You let me desecrate you~* Oh, I’m sorry, can you excuse me for one second? I’m getting a text. * reads text from Bostongirl1212*

“Edward is on his way to your office. He seems to be in a good mood, so hopefully, he’ll be cooperative today. I hope you have his lollipops…and remember NO HAIR TOUCHING!” -B-girl


*Reaching under my desk, I pull out a big white box with a huge red bow on top and place it right in the middle of my large mahogany desk. Resting my hands on the sides of the box , I stare at the door, waiting for him to step through. I take a deep breath. The scent of cinnamon and Marlboro reach me before he does*.


Edward: *walks in winks at Krysti* Hey what’s up, Krysti? *eyes flash to box with bow, reaches for it* I believe this is mine? *smiles*

Krysti: *slaps his hand away* Not so fast, pretty boy. Talk to me first and I promise I’ll let you lick these later.*eyes drop to the box but continue to pan down to the cleavage slightly visible from the top of her blouse, then quickly back up at him* Have a seat handsome. I think you have some explaining to do.


Edward: *follows Krysti’s eyes to box then to her cleavage, bites bottom lip, eyes flash back up to hers* Fuck! Krysti, you gotta’ stop doing that shit. *flops down in chair*

Krysti: *smiles* Soooo, I heard there was a little beach party and things got…uhhh…I guess we could say….CLOSER *hums a couple notes of the song* between you and Bella? What happened to “not thinking of her in that way” and “not wanting to kiss her because it would fuck things up”?


Edward: *Raises eyebrow at Krysti, licks lips, swallows hard* I fucking love KOL's “Closer” it's an amazing fucking song, and Bella was so fucking…um…tempting. Shit, you don’t think this will fuck things up, do you? She fucking kissed me back like she wanted it to happen. She wouldn’t have kissed me back if she didn’t want it too, right? * Runs hand through hair nervously*

Krysti: *shrugs* Edward, you got really angry when Emmett called you Tanward? It was obvious he was just drunk and kidding. Why all the hostility?


Edward: *rolls eyes* Listen, Tanya was fuckin’ following me around. I went over there to try to get away from her. Fuckin’ Em, just made it worse. That bitch is clingy, and trust me she needs no more encouragement. *gazes at box *


Krysti: I understand that Bella and Jacob have been life long friends? Why did you get so jealous over something as simple as one little dance?


Edward: *grits teeth, pulls out cigarette, raises eyebrow at Krysti* You don’t mind do you? *Krysti shakes her head* I wouldn’t have to smoke if you’d just give me my fucking lollipops. *lights cigarette, takes long drag, runs hand through hair, leans head back on chair* First off, I didn’t know who the fuck that was dancing with Bella, at first. Fuck, I had seen one picture of the prick, a long fucking time ago; he had longer hair then. How was I supposed to know? Then she told me it was fucking Jacob and I remembered her telling me she had some, um….eh… history with him. But after the fight, with Tanya, she was dancing with him like that, and that fucking kid’s hands were all over her. I didn’t fucking like it. What the fuck, Krysti? He was fucking acting like she was his to touch like that”. *takes another long drag of cigarette sits back up meeting Krysti’s eyes*


Krysti: Speaking of the fight, that little argument between Bella and Tanya got pretty ugly. What did you say to Tanya after Bella walked away with Jacob?


Edward: *puts out cigarette, pulls lollipop out of his pocket, starts to unwrap it before he realizes Krysti is glaring at him, winks at Krysti and keeps unwrapping* Krysti, we are close, right? * smirks* That being said, I don’t know if you really want to hear verbatim what I told her. It was fucking vicious. Let’s just say, I told her to fuck off and leave it at that.


Krysti: Bostongirl told me that you agreed to answer a question from one of her fabulous readers. She also mentioned that you asked her to pick the question because Bella was….doing…something…that had you a bit distracted? *raises an eyebrow, feigning a look of innocent confusion* Lucky for you, we’re almost out of time, but you will have to tell more about that next week.*smirks* Anyway, PurpleBrina17 wants to know if you plan on following Bella to AZ?


Edward: B-girl told you about that? *smirks, puts lollipop in mouth tucks it in cheek* Its going to be so fucking hard to be away from her for the next few weeks, really fucking hard. *frowns eyebrows, sighs* But no, you can tell PurpleBrina17 that I won’t be going to AZ. Thank God for cell phones, huh? *stands up, looks at box, smiles*


Krysti: I know you only agreed to one reader question but I’m really curious to know this myself, so I’ll go ahead and ask. Bouncy72 wants to know if you would consider going to visit her, if she sends you a case of cinnamon lollipops? So Edward, tell me, what exactly would you be willing to do for a big box of hot, delicious, hard, cinnamon lollipops with a big red bow on top? *eyes fall to the box between her hands, licks her lips before giving him a devilish smirk*


Edward: *smirks* Do you really want to know Krysti? *walks around desk, turns Krysti’s chair to face him, puts hands on either side of her on arm rests* Do you really want to know what I would do for those lollipops? *leans in closer, glances at her lips then quickly moves eyes back to hers.* I would be willing to walk down that hall right there and tell B-girl that you refused to give me my lollipops and then you’d have to deal with her. *grins wide as he grabs the box and winks at Krysti, walks to the door and stops* By the way, tell Bouncy72 to send the lollipops first and then we’ll talk *chuckles as he walks out the door*


*Krysti grabs phone to text Bostongirl*

“B-girl – Edward just left. Interview is done. I swear that man is going to be the fucking death of me. GRRRR! P.S. I was a good girl… mostly… well…I didn’t touch his hair anyway.” ~Krys