ONLY 23 SHOPPING DAYS LEFT!!!!

Only 23 shopping days left until......

ROB'S BIRTHDAY!!!!

So, what are you going to buy him?

I’m still on the fence.
I'm fairly certain Rob isn’t a materialistic sort of guy,
judging by the lack of wardrobe splurges…

So, I was thinking of maybe one of those sentimental handmade gifts that are truly from the heart

You know, like a hand decorated box filled with sexual favor coupons.

That would be thoughtful, right?

What about a new travel sewing kit? You never know when the Frankenpants will bust a seem.
I bet if he would have had one during the Remember Me press tour,
he wouldn’t have been on the Today Show with a ripped jacket.
He could have whip-stitched that sleeve with his trusty blue thread and saved himself a lot of embarrassment.

Bostongirl is thinking of buying him this shirt because well…

we all know about Rob’s oral fixation....

and incase you didn’t know “wicked” is totally a BOSTON term.

It’s totally fitting because Rob is always biting his lips, licking his lips, gnawing his fingers,

smoking, chewing straws, etc.

But now that I think about watching him do it, really makes me want to bite and lick his lips, gnaw his long fingers, do a little smoking and chewing his…straw! Hey B-girl can you buy me one of those shirts that says

 I HAVE A WICKED FIXATION WITH ROB’S ORAL FIXATION??
Please??

But then with new recent rumors by a certain anonymous, tweeting, psycho penguin…

Bostongirl and I are leaning more toward the Man Whore Overnight Kit.

I mean it I guess buying someone something they are sure to use, is always WIN, right?

MORE birthday gift ideas after the HUMP...JUMP. LICK  CLICK here... (hehehe I said hump and lick must be a Wednesday)

Always & Never Chapter 15 Edward Post Interview

Always & Never

by Bostongirl1212

As you may or may not know, I have been giving Edward, a.k.a Textward, a.k.a. JMF, the cold shoulder after the little “tease ‘em and leave ‘em” stunt he pulled on me at the end of the last interview.

If you follow us on Twitter, you know that we sort of had it out last week. He said some things, I said some things. I sent some incriminating pictures to him, he sent some incriminating pictures to me. I may or may not have lied to him about having a “shoe shopping” date with Riley. I know, I know, but I was trying to make him jealous…he is The Jealous Mother Fucker after all!

Anywoo, after it was all said and done, he apologized, I accepted. There may or may not have been Twitter nuzzling and some, through the jeans, peen rubbing…that we most definitely will not tell B-Girl about, but all seemed well.

He said he would to try to get out of B-Girls office that night so we could do a little “make-up shoe shopping” but he never made it. He said B-Girl had him busy writing or...doing other things *rolls eyes*…Whatever!

So, I’m back to being the bitter old, shoe/hair hoor you know I am. I can’t say I’m exactly excited about the interview today. Since things are all sunshine and fucking freesia with Bella right now, I doubt he’ll be in the mood to let JMF come out and play with me. But you know I can't resist that sexy man so I’ll give it a shot anyway. Can’t blame girl for trying, right?! *shrugs*

Krysti: *unbuttons top button of her blouse just before he walks into her office* Hello, Edward. Thank you for coming by today *uses her flirty voice*

Edward: *walks through the door, twisting lollipop in his mouth, walks up to Krysti’s desk, eyes fall to her cleavage, gawks at her boobs* Uh huh, I’m fine

Krysti: *pushes chest forward slightly, a coy smile across her lips* Well, I’m glad to hear that Edward, but I didn’t ask you how you were doing? *grins up at him*
 
Edward: *slowly raises eyes from Krysti’s chest, meeting her gaze, smirks, raises eyebrow* Sorry, it’s great to see you, Krys’ *glances back down to her chest and quickly back up to her eyes*  
 
Krysti: *peeks up at him through her lashes and then down to the bulge in his jeans that’s practically at eye level* It’s really great to see you to, Sweety. Do you want to…*looks back down at the bulge, takes a deep breath* …have a seat?  
 
Edward: *catches Krysti looking, palms dick* Sure, Krys’ *smirks, flops down in chair, twists lollipop around in his mouth* Now that you have me here…*cocks a suggestive eyebrow, chuckles*  

Krysti: *licks lips, inhales deeply smelling the cinnamon in the air* Yeah, uh, now that I have you…here, we should, I uh, should, ask you something. Like uh… So, yeah, how are things? *shakes head trying to compose herself*

Edward: *chuckles* You alright, Krys’?  

Krysti: *closes eyes for a quick moment* Yep, yep, I’m…uh, good. You’re…really good. *gasps, correcting herself* I mean I…I am really good. *huffs* Damn you and those lollipops, Edward. Ok, so you talked to Bella this week, right?

Edward: *chuckles, looking amused, twisting lollipop in mouth again* Yes, Krys’.

Krysti: *looks down trying to focus* I heard things went well? Were you surprised that she was already sort of aware of JMF?

Edward: *pulls lollipop out of his mouth, lick lips, nodding* Fuck yes, I was. Maybe I don’t give Bella enough credit *shrugs* She is much more perceptive than I ever could have imagined.

Krysti: *looks up at him with a serious look on her face* You didn’t tell her everything though, Edward. Some people might feel that an omission is the same as a lie. Do you feel like you’re lying by not telling her everything? *raises eyebrows*

Edward: *swallows thickly, looks irritated* I didn’t want to bombard the girl, Krys’, and some things are pretty fucking hard to talk about. I know she deserves to know and I will fucking tell her *pauses* soon.

Krysti: *raises a skeptical eyebrow* What if she doesn’t take the other part as well as she took the JMF part? Are you worried about that?

Edward: *leans back, raking hands through hair* Fuuuuck, Krys’, I really hope she fucking understands. I mean it wasn’t even my fault. I’m the one who got fucked over. I just hope she doesn’t think badly of me.

Krysti: *nods, leans forward resting her elbows on the desk, grinning* Now that Bella knows about JMF, are you going to let her see more of that side of you? She sort of acted like she wants to see him. Do you think that means she has a hidden…freaky side? *wags eyebrows* 

Edward: *groans, adjust self in chair* Krys’ what the fuck are you tryin’ to do to me? Do you think… I mean… do you really…think… she could… *smirks* she did kind say she fucking wanted to see more of him, huh? I just don’t know if I can control myself and I don’t think that would be wise just yet *adjusts self* Unless she makes it clear that she comfortable, *shrugs* I don’t know Krys’ I just don’t want to fuck up with her again?


Krysti: *bites bottom lip, mumbles under her breath* I know I’d sure like to see some JMF *takes a deep breath* Anyway, I noticed that you were paying a lot of attention to the necklace she is wearing. Why didn’t you just ask her about it? Are you going to ask her or what?


Edward: *lets out a frustrated breath* I guess I’m going to have to ask her about it. Before JMF rips it off her fucking neck. It obviously means a fucking lot to her and I want to know who the fuck her gave it to her because I know it wasn’t me. *looks up at Krysti, worried* Do you think I should buy her some fucking jewelry.

Krysti: *sits up a little taller* Well, all girls like jewelry, Edward. I know I love getting jewelry and Christmas is right around the corner. *smiles, narrowing eyes* So, if you’re planning on doing any Black Friday shopping, my ring size is a 7. *holds hand up, wiggling fingers towards him, laughing*



Edward: *chuckles lightly* Are you sure you want me to go jewelry shopping for you or would you rather go shoe shopping? *smirks, winks*

Krysti: *bites bottom lip, shakes head* I think you already know the answer to that question. *narrows eyes, points at him* You are such a tease and I swear you’re not going to dazzle me into being teased and left…again. You’ve already done that to me twice in the last two weeks. I am still mad at you over it by the way.
 
Edward: *frowns eyebrows, gets up walking around to Krysti’s side of the desk, pulls her up by her hand, pulling lollipop from his mouth and slowly pushes it between her lips. Hugs her, squeezing her tightly, whispering in her ear* I’m here now. *slowly drags nose along her earlobe, whispers* Can you taste me? *bites down gently on her neck* I have no place to else to be tonight. *leans back slightly looks into her eyes* What do you say we go shoe shopping right now?
 
Krysti: *sucks down hard on lollipop, stares into his eyes with a dazzled look on her face, nods head, pulls lollipop out of her mouth* Yes, shoe shopping sound really good *leans in pressing her chest against his, twirls tongue around lollipop then whispers* I think maybe I should buy YOU a pair of shoes this week. How does that sound? *licks lips, slides lollipop back into his mouth* let me just get my purse. *grabs his hand tightly, preventing him from leaving without her whiles she grabs her purse* Ok, I’m ready.
 
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Happy Birthday Bestie! We love you hard!

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Rob, Is that a Pickle in your Pocket?

Rob, is that a pickle in your pocket....

or are you just happy to see me???

Seriously, girls what do you think is in his pocket? 

Is it a POCKET ROCKET? 

A POOL POCKET STICK with a pair of CUE BALLS? 

A CANNOLI? 

I'm dying to know what you girls think!

Bel Ami Bringing Out the Vamp & A Side of Breaking Dawn Director Possibilities

My phone rings this morning and it's Bostongirl, (yeah, yeah, no need for your smartass "shocked face" looks). Anywoo, she asks me if I have been to Robsessed this morning. Apparently, the makeup team on the Bel Ami set has done a bang up job making Rob look old and tattered, at least we hope that's just a good makeup job, otherwise he looks flat out spent!

So, as I perused through the pics, a thought occurs, the same thought I had when going through Bel Ami pics a couple days ago. He sort of looks like a.... VAMPIRE! If you didn't know any better, you could almost mistake this for the set of an old Dracula film. Am I wrong?

Seriously, is it just me or does Rob look more like a vampire in these recent Bel Ami pics than he did in the last couple of Twilight movies? Maybe Summit should employ the talents of the Bel Ami makeup team for Breaking Dawn? Just a thought.

In other news...

Rumors are floating around that Bill Condon, director of Chicago and Dreamgirls could be in some sort of pre-negotiation talks to direct Breaking Dawn. This hasn't been confirmed by Summit so I have no clue if this is fact or fiction. But when I heard the news, all I could think of was Bella and Edward busting out across the meadow in full musical style song and dance.

Then of course my perved out, fanfic overloaded brain immidiately went to...

OMG...I had this totally fucked up fantasy of Edward Cullen brooding through the Cullen House in fish nets and guarders...WTF??? OMG...please let me apologize for that visual. I must go bleach my brain now.

 But seriously, anyone else thinking that although Bill Condon is an award winning director maybe he just isn't the director for Breaking Dawn? Hmm?

I'm curious to hear your thoughts on director choices and the Bel Ami vampness so leave me your comments...even if it's to tell me to lay off the sauce. I can handle it!

Loves & Hugs!